Smiles And Sunshine

Hundreds Of Minifans And Turtle Riders Unite For Kirk Minihane-Bob Murchison Peace Vigil, Murchison No Shows, Some Argue That This Is A Cult


Today was supposed to be a day for peace, love, and unity in the town of Sherborn. It was supposed to be a historic meeting between millionaire activist and free speech Nazi Bob Murchison, fake news aficionado Shirley Leung, and former WEEI morning radio host Kirk Minihane. Unfortunately only Kirk showed up, and this is what he was greeted by.

The permit was for 50 people. I count 49.

I live streamed most of this glorious event if you’d like to watch the whole thing.

As you can see, Podcast Jesus himself was there for what was truly a display of love and unity.

Totally NOT a cult.

Two Minifans got married by Justice of the Peace Jon Featherstone, AKA Ashland Mike Pence.

The flower girl came dressed for success.

They were serenaded by the sweet tunes of future Grammy winner Linda Marks, as Kirk and Blind Mike stood in awe of the greatness they were experiencing.

Fellow victim of Bob Murchison Gerry Callahan also made an appearance.

When his podcast starts up, will Turtleboy be chosen by Dave Cullinane for the casting couch? Time will tell.

After the prayer vigil was concluded it was off to Jack’s Abbey in Framingham for Pizza on Portnoy and hard cider for all. Does these look like the faces of people who weren’t having the time of their lives?

Also, this is what happens when you pose for a picture with Blind Mike and you don’t tell him where the camera is.


















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38 Comment(s)
  • you are racists
    November 4, 2019 at 8:46 pm

    Oh lord have mercy!! This is what y’all turtleheads look like? Hah. You turtleheads make rednecks and Jerry Springer guests look good. Really? Judging by the comments I’d say it was a white supremacist gathering and so is your site.

    • Larry
      November 5, 2019 at 1:06 am

      Look in the mirror. You will see a True Numb Nut. Have mummy change your diaper as you smell to high heaven.

    • Chip Striker
      November 5, 2019 at 9:18 am

      And since it was all white people, no problems occurred, and nobody acted like animals.

  • Pathetic!
    November 4, 2019 at 3:47 pm

    “Hundreds” showed up for this homo-erotic sausage-fest???

    Way to inflate the numbers, just like Trumpy’s inauguration!

    • Larry
      November 5, 2019 at 1:09 am

      Pathetic is a brilliant and appropriate name for you because that is actually what you are. A pathetic Baby! Have a good time in kindergarten class.

  • Colbyownsuall
    November 4, 2019 at 3:44 pm

    We run the day. We control all 6 of you. M-F we spend 60 seconds apiece per day on this site. That is 3 minutes 5 times a week for a total of 15 minutes a week to toss off and watch the crumblecake. We love web hobos. Or bums.

  • randiguy2006
    November 4, 2019 at 9:58 am

    I missed the Klan meeting?

    • Larry
      November 4, 2019 at 10:11 am

      I doubt your Mummy, Wifey or kids would eva miss you!

  • randiguy2006
    November 4, 2019 at 9:55 am

    Nevermind all that, did you sell any merch?

  • Beefarino
    November 4, 2019 at 7:34 am

    This whole thing stinks to heaven. Doiiiiiiiii.

  • Jimmy
    November 3, 2019 at 9:39 pm

    Bob has naked pics of little kids on his phone

  • Larry
    November 3, 2019 at 6:56 pm

    Looks like a nice day!

  • whatevuh
    November 3, 2019 at 6:39 pm

    You drove all the way to Sherborn for this? What is your obsession with this guy anyway? I for one, don’t give a rats ass about them.

    • The man the myth
      November 3, 2019 at 7:11 pm

      He thinks if he gets near Kirk that people will assume they are buds. He kisses Kirk and Portnoy ass in hopes of being picked up by one of them one day. It’s sad. He held kirks pocket all day practically.

      • Larry
        November 3, 2019 at 7:41 pm

        Your Comment is Just SAD!

    • Sausage-fest?
      November 4, 2019 at 2:59 pm

      Aside from the few women at this, this looks more like some sort of sausage-fest, and Turtleboy is just gobbling it up!

      Do they sell Turtleboy knee pads in the merchandise store? Good for giving and well as receiving!

      All kidding aside: What did this truly accomplish (other than a homo-erotic glory-fest)? Uncle is in there, reading to give a “handy” to Minihane.

      An honest question.

      • Larry
        November 5, 2019 at 1:23 am

        Honesty??? You are a damn Liar. Go back to kindergarten and try to stay awake this time. You are about as honest as Whitey!

      • Larry
        November 5, 2019 at 1:25 am

        Honesty is not something you understand.

  • news hound for the masses
    November 3, 2019 at 5:35 pm

    josh with the man tiitties and bob could not make it to rally,due to other more pressing stuff. the annual chest shitting contest was being held in box ford.

  • Tutlebow
    November 3, 2019 at 12:26 pm

    Get ready get set and go, even if short on dooough.
    Don’t let yourself get too low, and forget the windowhoe.
    If you cant say no, when murchboy wants you too blow.
    Dont forget to give a shout out too the turtlebowhoe.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    November 3, 2019 at 11:13 am

    It’s a shame Bob and his gorgeous trans were unable to attend this spirited confab. Perhaps all their well wishers could send a card or personal letter of support.

  • wols4s lenny Gal
    November 3, 2019 at 10:24 am

    Timely thoughts shit was like hillybilly heaven only missing goober with a bird on his shoulder, mom with a straw hat sitting by the keg, smelly animals shitting wherever and aunt Lana and uncle Ben having a fart contest.

  • Betty Ford
    November 3, 2019 at 10:00 am

    That was outstanding, way to go TB.

    Im not a Minihane fan, but it was dead wrong what happened to him, and the likes of Murchison really need to cull themselves from the gene pool.

  • Josh Abrams
    November 3, 2019 at 9:51 am

    Soooo. They are saying turtle riders a cult? How many showed up at the f’d up event? 1?

    • WeRFucked
      November 3, 2019 at 1:19 pm

      Does someone have to read you the blog post Josh? Because you obviously didn’t. Or maybe you just didn’t understand this wasn’t a TBS rally, and they weren’t saying TBS readers are a cult.

      We are, but not in this story.

      Can I see your tits?

      • Cult Church
        November 3, 2019 at 4:41 pm

        You are a cult? Great to see you representing in such large numbers with the leader.

        • cultdenialeven
          November 4, 2019 at 9:11 am

          SOB. Ha. Made me spit my damned coffee out.

  • Vinnie Severe
    November 3, 2019 at 9:48 am

    It’s not our fault you look like a penis with ears
    Not our fault your wife is a big fat tub of shit
    Not our fault your daughter had a dildo glued to her snatch to pretend she’s a man

    So just fuck off you piece of shit

    November 3, 2019 at 7:10 am

    Hahahahahaaa Look at you, you stylish old fuck, with your matching green sneakers! You got that middle age white boy swag!

  • Minifans?
    November 3, 2019 at 7:01 am

    I’m sorry, but the word mini and those two tying the knot don’t belong in the same sentence.

  • Big D
    November 3, 2019 at 5:43 am

    That flower girl’s bellybutton is eating his shirt

  • Mr. Bubba
    November 3, 2019 at 3:09 am

    I came for the beer and the bitches.

  • Cue Banjos
    November 3, 2019 at 12:45 am

    One of your hillbilly fanfag couples actually got married there? That may be one of the most ratchet fucking things possible of 2019. WOW.

    • Tom Blackburn
      November 3, 2019 at 2:58 am

      Went there but heard the bride pooped her pants.

    • John Wypyszinski
      Bobbie's Neighbor
      November 3, 2019 at 9:28 am

      So, Banjo boy or can I just call you Bob – how’s your daughter or is it son or what is it today? Sorry, lost my scorecard. I know regular people just aren’t as well bred and beautiful as you and your “functional” family of “tolerant, well adjusted, cultured, and respectful” people but only in terms of douchiness are you and yours anyone’s betters. A bad day with the “hillbillies” would be preferable to a nanosecond around the likes of you, fucko.

      • ncfoothillbilly
        November 3, 2019 at 9:56 am

        A bad day with the hillbillys…WHAAAAATTTT?…lol
        The only bad days we have is awhen dem corn squeezins run out. That day aint today. Well, actually Ive no liquor made but I do have a keg of home brew in the fridge so all is well.
        Carry on…

    • WeRFucked
      November 3, 2019 at 1:22 pm

      LOL… stupid fuck. Nowhere does it say the couple is a fan of TBS.
      You sir, are a stupid piece of dog shit.

  • Said Everyone
    November 3, 2019 at 12:09 am

    Well done by all
    Fuck you Bob and all your asshoke buddies

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