Today was supposed to be a day for peace, love, and unity in the town of Sherborn. It was supposed to be a historic meeting between millionaire activist and free speech Nazi Bob Murchison, fake news aficionado Shirley Leung, and former WEEI morning radio host Kirk Minihane. Unfortunately only Kirk showed up, and this is what he was greeted by.
The permit was for 50 people. I count 49.
I live streamed most of this glorious event if you’d like to watch the whole thing.
As you can see, Podcast Jesus himself was there for what was truly a display of love and unity.
If you don’t think that this picture is going to be framed and hung in my office, with pride…
Bob, sorry you couldn’t join us, but I’m sure the guy taking pictures down the street in the black SUV, will give you a full report!
@Turtleboytweets @kirkmin @kirkminshow @lmsheart pic.twitter.com/RPwtp61RXD— All Politics is Local with Jon Fetherston (@LocalPoliticsis) November 3, 2019
Totally NOT a cult.
A literal cult https://t.co/l6Px0yTeGs
— KFC (@KFCBarstool) November 2, 2019
Two Minifans got married by Justice of the Peace Jon Featherstone, AKA Ashland Mike Pence.
The flower girl came dressed for success.
They were serenaded by the sweet tunes of future Grammy winner Linda Marks, as Kirk and Blind Mike stood in awe of the greatness they were experiencing.
Fellow victim of Bob Murchison Gerry Callahan also made an appearance.
When his podcast starts up, will Turtleboy be chosen by Dave Cullinane for the casting couch? Time will tell.
After the prayer vigil was concluded it was off to Jack’s Abbey in Framingham for Pizza on Portnoy and hard cider for all. Does these look like the faces of people who weren’t having the time of their lives?
Also, this is what happens when you pose for a picture with Blind Mike and you don’t tell him where the camera is.
Oops!
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38 Comment(s)
Oh lord have mercy!! This is what y’all turtleheads look like? Hah. You turtleheads make rednecks and Jerry Springer guests look good. Really? Judging by the comments I’d say it was a white supremacist gathering and so is your site.
Look in the mirror. You will see a True Numb Nut. Have mummy change your diaper as you smell to high heaven.
And since it was all white people, no problems occurred, and nobody acted like animals.
“Hundreds” showed up for this homo-erotic sausage-fest???
Way to inflate the numbers, just like Trumpy’s inauguration!
Pathetic is a brilliant and appropriate name for you because that is actually what you are. A pathetic Baby! Have a good time in kindergarten class.
We run the day. We control all 6 of you. M-F we spend 60 seconds apiece per day on this site. That is 3 minutes 5 times a week for a total of 15 minutes a week to toss off and watch the crumblecake. We love web hobos. Or bums.
I missed the Klan meeting?
I doubt your Mummy, Wifey or kids would eva miss you!
Nevermind all that, did you sell any merch?
This whole thing stinks to heaven. Doiiiiiiiii.
Bob has naked pics of little kids on his phone
Looks like a nice day!
You drove all the way to Sherborn for this? What is your obsession with this guy anyway? I for one, don’t give a rats ass about them.
He thinks if he gets near Kirk that people will assume they are buds. He kisses Kirk and Portnoy ass in hopes of being picked up by one of them one day. It’s sad. He held kirks pocket all day practically.
Your Comment is Just SAD!
Aside from the few women at this, this looks more like some sort of sausage-fest, and Turtleboy is just gobbling it up!
Do they sell Turtleboy knee pads in the merchandise store? Good for giving and well as receiving!
All kidding aside: What did this truly accomplish (other than a homo-erotic glory-fest)? Uncle is in there, reading to give a “handy” to Minihane.
An honest question.
Honesty??? You are a damn Liar. Go back to kindergarten and try to stay awake this time. You are about as honest as Whitey!
Honesty is not something you understand.
josh with the man tiitties and bob could not make it to rally,due to other more pressing stuff. the annual chest shitting contest was being held in box ford.
Get ready get set and go, even if short on dooough.
Don’t let yourself get too low, and forget the windowhoe.
If you cant say no, when murchboy wants you too blow.
Dont forget to give a shout out too the turtlebowhoe.
It’s a shame Bob and his gorgeous trans were unable to attend this spirited confab. Perhaps all their well wishers could send a card or personal letter of support.
Timely thoughts shit was like hillybilly heaven only missing goober with a bird on his shoulder, mom with a straw hat sitting by the keg, smelly animals shitting wherever and aunt Lana and uncle Ben having a fart contest.
That was outstanding, way to go TB.
Im not a Minihane fan, but it was dead wrong what happened to him, and the likes of Murchison really need to cull themselves from the gene pool.
Soooo. They are saying turtle riders a cult? How many showed up at the f’d up event? 1?
Does someone have to read you the blog post Josh? Because you obviously didn’t. Or maybe you just didn’t understand this wasn’t a TBS rally, and they weren’t saying TBS readers are a cult.
We are, but not in this story.
Can I see your tits?
You are a cult? Great to see you representing in such large numbers with the leader.
SOB. Ha. Made me spit my damned coffee out.
Murchison
It’s not our fault you look like a penis with ears
Not our fault your wife is a big fat tub of shit
Not our fault your daughter had a dildo glued to her snatch to pretend she’s a man
So just fuck off you piece of shit
Hahahahahaaa Look at you, you stylish old fuck, with your matching green sneakers! You got that middle age white boy swag!
I’m sorry, but the word mini and those two tying the knot don’t belong in the same sentence.
That flower girl’s bellybutton is eating his shirt
I came for the beer and the bitches.
One of your hillbilly fanfag couples actually got married there? That may be one of the most ratchet fucking things possible of 2019. WOW.
Went there but heard the bride pooped her pants.
So, Banjo boy or can I just call you Bob – how’s your daughter or is it son or what is it today? Sorry, lost my scorecard. I know regular people just aren’t as well bred and beautiful as you and your “functional” family of “tolerant, well adjusted, cultured, and respectful” people but only in terms of douchiness are you and yours anyone’s betters. A bad day with the “hillbillies” would be preferable to a nanosecond around the likes of you, fucko.
A bad day with the hillbillys…WHAAAAATTTT?…lol
The only bad days we have is awhen dem corn squeezins run out. That day aint today. Well, actually Ive no liquor made but I do have a keg of home brew in the fridge so all is well.
Carry on…
LOL… stupid fuck. Nowhere does it say the couple is a fan of TBS.
You sir, are a stupid piece of dog shit.
Well done by all
Fuck you Bob and all your asshoke buddies