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Irony: Gina “Fleestone Light” Giovangelo Won $200K In A Car Accident Personal Injury Settlement, Arrested By Webster PD Just Weeks Before Plopping Out Kid #3 

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Last time we saw Cape Cod killer junkbox Gina Giovangelo she was seen in Boston doing the gestation gyro while on the run from the cops for driving without a license.

She of course does not have a license because she killed a woman in a wheelchair 8 years ago, left the scene of the crime, and then fled the courtroom during her arraignment. After being released early she reoffended by failing a drug test and getting arrested for shoplifting. She went to jail, got out, plopped out two kids, got pregnant with a third, and then went on the run this summer after a warrant was put out for her arrest. She was quickly captured a week later, only to be bailed out by her parents and she once again went on the run.

As you could see in that video above, she’s due to pop any day now and she’s clearly all fucked up. It’s sad really, particularly for the baby, but also that any human being could ever get like this. I was starting to get worried that she’d have the baby in a dumpster and start fresh the next day, but luckily the Webster Police came through this weekend.

Of course this slopqueef ended up in Webduh. Only place she’d blend right in without anyone noticing. Hopefully they take that baby away from her the second she slides it out her tampon tunnel and she’s given the jail time and help that she so desperately needs. Maybe if Mom and Dad stopped bailing her out she wouldn’t be such a hot mess. Just a thought.

But wait, there’s more.

Gina also has a Vine account. Here she is getting wasted in 2013, right after she was released from prison early, and right before she went back for reoffending.

Clearly her friends don’t give a shit about her, since they’re actively participating in her self destructive lifestyle.

Something else we didn’t know until a turtle rider brought it to our attention was that back when Gina killed the woman in the wheelchair and went on the run, she withdrew over $200,000 from her bank account, which she got from a personal injury settlement:

UPDATE: Giovangelo withdrew $117,000 from her bank account last week after bolting from court, according to court records. How did she get that much cash? Here’s what Herald reporter Richard Weir writes. Prosecutors declined to say how the teen came into big money, but a police source said Giovangelo’s family told investigators she received more than $200,000 in a personal-injury settlement.

In other words, she’s got a shitload of cash lying around somewhere. Her parents declared bankruptcy in 2009, so the rest of that $200K is just waiting for her the next time she gets out of jail.

The irony of a woman who made $200K from being the victim of a car accident, using that money to purchase booze that led to her killing another in a car accident, is too much to handle.

At least she’ll have that GED to fall back on though.

17 Comment(s)
  • Kim C
    August 4, 2020 at 11:05 am

    Some of these comments and even the article itself are extremely dangerous in thought and very anti female by treating her like a piece of meat. Instead of taking time out of your life to spread more hate and judgment use your platform for better. Shame on you whoever wrote this article and shame on these comments. Disgusting.

  • mizzbigbooty92688
    Lost Cause
    August 2, 2020 at 8:46 am

    I was once a drug addict and 200,000 isn’t shit when it comes to money. That was gone in less than. 3 months. And she does not at all look pregnant in that picture of her walking out in cuffs if that’s the one your referring to. Hopefully she hits rock bottom before she ends up 6 feet in the ground. Idk her and I’m thankful I don’t know her but it sucks seeing situations like this especially when there’s so many innocent babies involved and coming out addicted.

  • Kyara Yvette cash
    June 21, 2019 at 7:50 am


  • Send her to jail and keep her there
    November 14, 2018 at 1:58 pm

    Shitty parents come in all sizes and colors. Jesus tho, at some point you gotta let her hit rock bottom. I would assume for most of us that would have been when you kill someone, but not this peach. I don’t claim to be the best parent out there, but I’m not afraid to say no to my kids. I think Gina had carte blanche from a very young age. Youre not doing them any favors letting them say/ do whatever they want. What a waste.

  • marilu
    November 14, 2018 at 1:31 pm

    WOW.. So how fcking bad was that “accident” because they dont just dish out $200grand to white trash bitches for nothing (even tho this is MA)… I know that i’ll be LUCKY to get a couple thousand for the real accident settlement that im waiting on, which mine is NOT fraud!

    I Love the system & this ass backwards state we live in !

  • Now in My Refractory Period
    November 14, 2018 at 9:01 am

    That perp walk foto with the bare feet and the sweater and the titties blooping down into that underwire bra get me every time.

  • Judge dread
    November 14, 2018 at 1:32 am

    Bail money aside the rest of it is gone. Never underestimate the power of junkies. She probably blew $25k a month on H and crack. That money is long gone.

  • Cream Filled For Her Pleasure
    November 13, 2018 at 9:54 pm

    Her azz has been filled with cream so many times her street name is Hostess Cupcake

  • Broke Ass
    November 13, 2018 at 6:37 pm

    Sorry but 200k is not a lot of money. Its probably been long gone for quite some time.

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    November 13, 2018 at 4:48 pm

    More embarrassing white folk.

    And you’re worried about the caravan.

  • WeAreFukd
    November 13, 2018 at 4:42 pm

    Look at her dad’s hand. Tattoo. Enough said. He’s as whacked out as her.
    Mom is addicted to tanning.

    That being said… Gina is kinda hot. Nice tig bitties.

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      November 14, 2018 at 1:26 pm

      Yes, parents are fuck ups, too. Apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.

    November 13, 2018 at 4:37 pm

    Them titties tho. In all honesty, I miss when she used to come to saugus to my buddies house. She used to let me blow it all over her face. If a little dribbled off her face onto the floor she would lick it up. Now this is way before she started doing drugs. She was a pig then, imagine what she would do now all strung out..

    I miss being a teenager. Such simple times back in the late 90′ early 2k’

    • really
      November 14, 2018 at 1:39 pm

      As if this comment didn’t look like b.s. enough, you do know she’s like 26… so in the early 2000s she was only around 7 years old, not yet a slutty teenager u & your buds were ‘blowing loads all over’

    • mizzbigbooty92688
      Lost Cause
      August 2, 2020 at 8:51 am

      Your a sick fuk. She was born in like 94′. So your telling us you’re a pedophile blowing loads all over little girls that are in their teens at the most. That makes you one sick son of a bitch.

  • ElJefe72
    November 13, 2018 at 3:35 pm

    Beauty is only skin deep, but ugliness is to the bone.

  • Turtz McGurtz
    November 13, 2018 at 3:03 pm

    She’s kinda hot though. Love the barefoot perp walk – classic!

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