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Last year we wanted to put together a book that chronicled the year in Turtleboy. Since we publish over 1,000 blogs per year we have come across soooo many dingleberries, dooshnozzles, nudniks, buttnuts, and poopsmoochers, that you sometimes forget about some of the more colorful slug rakes. That’s why we like to assemble this end of the year naughty list so we can put them all together and rank their naughtiness. It was a big hit last year with only 60 of Turtleboy’s finest, but this year the dooshnozzles have been extra naughty. There have been so many naughty boys and girls in the world of Turtleboy Sports this year that it was hard to cut down the list. We could’ve put hundreds of names on this list, but instead we narrowed it down to a special 86 for the 2015 Turtleboy Sports Naughty List Christmas Special, brought to you buy the Gun Parlor, Worcester MA.
As usual we just want to thank all the Turtle Riders out there for supporting the TBS Revolution. Last year at this time we had 4,000 followers on Facebook. Now we have 20,000 and counting. We are addicted to the truth and communicating it to the people, but none of it would be possible without the support of Turtleboy Nation.
Make no doubt about it – this IS a Revolution. It’s a revolution in the way people consume the news. People have been denied the truth for too long and now they’re getting it as they read Turtleboy on the train ride into work, while they’re in a terribly boring meeting, and especially while they’re on the throne. As newspapers like the Telegram continue to cut staff and decrease their coverage, we grow in size and increase the news we uncover.
The books are now on sale, and the Turtleboy elves will start delivering them this week. They are $10 each and 3 for $25. Quite frankly you’d be insane not to get these for a loved one. Turtleboy pities the fool who doesn’t wake up on Christmas morning with the Naughty List in their stocking.
A lot of turtle riders are new to the Revolution. If you started reading Turtleboy in September or October, you missed SO MANY big stories from earlier in the year. Because what you’ve seen recently is what we do 24/7/365. This book is the PERFECT way for you to play catch up on Turtleboy Sports.
Note – this picture is NOT what the finished book looks like – it’s just a template for the cover.
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Here is this year’s naughty list.
86. Ed Augustus – Worcester City Manager
85. Wedding proposer at wedding
84. Jonny Gomes
83. Pools by Andrews
82. Baltimore riot boy
81. Kanye West
80. Ann Marie Shea – WSU professor noise enforcer
79. Albert Haynesworth and the Santa Maria’s
78. Michael Bergin – Masshole “Moby Fucking Dick” Malden
77. Floyd Mayweather and Manny Pacquiao
76. Deb Powers – Mother of the year
75. Dicky Rushton – Overweight Worcester City Councilor
74. Britt McHenry – ESPN mean girl
73. Jared Fogle
72. Lenny Zalauskas – Worcester Teacher’s Union corrupt president
71. Springfield hippies/protesters
70. Saida Grundy – racist BU Professor
69. Keely Mullen – Free college genius
68. Kristi Rucci – West Boylston Mom
67. Joe Curtatone – Somerville Mayor
66. Husniyah Anderson – Woman who got beat up by bus driver
65. Derek Thomas – Worcester’s most infamous drunk
64. Jonathan Butler – Missouri hunger striker
63. Joe Petty – useless suit Mayor of Worcester
62. Doherty High school grab ass boy
61. Main South Tedeschi’s Police Video
60. Ted Wells – Roger Goodell lawyer for hire
59. Joyce McNickles – the angry woman who married Old Balls
58. Kim Malpass – Foster mother from hell
57. Sabrina Dudish (girl who boinked Julian Edelman)
56. Tobie Stevens – girl who shakes her own coffee
55. Jackie Coakley and Rolling Stone
54. Vida Ofori Causey – Woman who stole $3.4 million in food stamps
53. Samantha Allen – Telegram “reporter,” Turtleboy plagiarizer
52. Josh Fenton – GoLocalWorcester “I own the news” owner
51. Jordan Berg Powers – man boobs turtle hating hippie
50. Peter Elenbaas – Lincoln-Sudbury Athletic Director
49. Rachel Dolezal – Michael Jackson of black lives matter
48. Shayanna Jenkins – Aaron Hernandez baby momma
47. Nathan Pickens – dumb shit Mosaic product
46. Tara Carson – Mom from Marcy’s Diner
45. Carenza Jackson – Vernon Hill Elementary Principal
44. Missouri Professor Melissa Click
43. George Carpenter – ex-husband of Fenway Park bat accident
42. Murdock Middle School bullies
41. Cecil the Lion
40. Felger and Mazz – radio agitators
39. WANDA – Asian chick slave trader
38. Jen Roy – Turtleboy late night dirty talk
37. Haley Gordon – Northampton woman who makes fun of special needs
36. Kalen Rahim – would be Trump assassin
35. Confederate flag people
34. Josh Duggar
33. Tracy Crowe and Kevin Hayes – Spencer-East Brookfield School District empty suits
32. White dress people
31. Get Down Productions, Matt Money and the other guy – Liven Goooooo-ooooo-ooooo-oooooddd
30. Theresa Pickens – Road race cheater
29. Old Balls – delusional geriatric Telegram blogger
28. Indiana Walmart Devil Child
27. Sharlene Simon – Canadian woman suing family of the kid she killed
26. Bruce Jenner
25. Bills Mafia
24. Courtney Nicholopolous – Auburn gang bang Madame
23. Ryan Madelle and Jillian Keans – Spencer’s Bonnie and Clyde
22. Melinda Boone
21. Jase Dillan – Newbury Street psychopath
20. Luke Gatti – UConn bacon jalapeno mac and cheese boy
19. Sarai Rivera – fake pastor/city councilor/psychopath
18. Greg Hardy
17. Peter Rondon – Trump terrorist
16. Mosaic Cultural Complex
15. Brockton Fair pregnant woman
14. Bob Kravitz – made up Deflategate
13. Roxbury protesters
12. Jessica Conway – Ava Conway’s birth mother
11. Lisa Dyer – North High Principal
10. Tracy Novick – least popular person in Worcester’s history
9. Noah McKenna and the I-93 Protesters
8. Clock Boy Ahmed Mohammad
7. Clive McFarlane – one trick pony columnist
6. Baby Gangsta – Braintree Celtics stabber
5. Roger Goodell
4. Hampton Beach
3. Joe Amoroso – Bella Bond sperm donor
2. College protesters
1. Kelley Square 4 – RBG, Kreepy Kevin Ksen, Boom-Boom Connor, Orange Julius Jones
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25 Comment(s)
Did you really mean to list Cecil the Lion, or was it supposed to be the idiot who shot him????
libel.
Cmon bills mafia is some funny shit, but what did Cecil the lion do besides getting killed by a dentist? Melissa click should be #1, she’s basically everything that is wrong with this country.
How is that the owners of the lot on Park Ave aren’t on the list? You railed big time on them.
I know their were way too many shitheads this year but I think this list could of been MUCH BETTER!! I still agree with 95% of everything you say!!
Joe Assmoroso might have overtaken the protesters for #2 spot at this late hour. A shameless show at his “daughters” funeral followed by a shoplifting arrest and having needles on him.
What about Chacha Connor….that is one naughty hippie
Did you forget the referee from the Broncos game or is that just a gimme??
Ms. T & G reporter should be #1 for plagiarism. And Petty, old balls, Wanda and the gang are not in the top 20? And Rachel Bond should have secured a spot at #2.
*Rachelle
No bill Cosby,oh tb said he was Catholic,never mind. He loves that 12 year old boy Ahmed though. Are Catholics still considered Christians they seem more Jewish lately.
^^^Proof that Charles Manson had a love child with Barbara Streisand^^^
You do know this is slander, correct? And that not only you but your advertisers can be sued?
I smell another Internet lawsuit!!!
Haven’t had one of those in awhile.
Its not slander, it would be libel since it is written and it would have to be based on untrue statements. I dont think matter of opinions based on facts are untrue, hence why all the magazine garbage and Perez Hilton you might see gets away with murder
ooooohhhhhh …. and advertisers can be sued too, huh? LOL But you have to know what your talking about, cause your “post name” is Lawyer …… LOL
so goofy
Ask a lawyer. Yes the advertisers can be sued goof.
You don’t even know the definition of slander, you moron. Just because it’s not nice doesn’t make it slander. Dumb ass.
I think I just heard an ambulance you should be chasing