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Jen Royle Meltdown On Twitter And Emails Mentioning Lawyers Prompts Rare Public Apology From Turtleboy 

 

Jen Royle has been emailing and DMing us on Twitter after SSTG wrote a blog about her public spectacle on Twitter, in which she doxxed and bashed some random guy for leaving a negative Yelp review. I am taking the rare step of offering a lengthy apology, which I have published on TB Daily News. Read it here

 

 

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54 Comment(s)
  • Donna Goode
    July 22, 2019 at 8:31 pm

    Holy troll shitshow. I was just there and that girl worked her ass off for a private event I attended. I can only speak for myself when I say ”I really loved the food and atmosphere.” I recommend you try the place and not bash it blindly.

  • Dante
    July 18, 2019 at 12:36 pm

    She’s abrasive but no doubt she’s working her ass off to make the restaurant successful. People are inconsiderate assholes with others’ livelihoods. They don’t care at all about the challenges of small businesses.

    Randall said it best: “This job would be great if it weren’t for the customers”.

    A 43-year-old Masshole chick who is under a deuce and a half. Would with a gag.

    • george costanza
      The angry taint
      July 19, 2019 at 8:53 pm

      Oh dante are you one of jen’s soy boy pussy white knights?

  • Y is Z is finn is Randal
    July 18, 2019 at 11:25 am

    I want an apology for this click bait story.

    TBS is failing

  • WeRFucked
    July 18, 2019 at 10:29 am

    Jen… next time you get a bad review… try explaining to the customer the reason for their dissatisfaction, not blaming it on them. Yes, this guy didn’t read the entire website before noticing the no alcohol thing. But people reading reviews might just say… this guy left a bad review out of spite.

    “I’m sorry you felt the need to leave a 1* review Rob P. Our website clearly states we currently don’t serve alcohol. Our reservation policy of no refunds for cancellations within 24-hours is because blah blah blah…”

    Trying to blame the customer is bad business. Nobody likes a foul mouth “I have to get the last word in” personality. You took the the bad review personally, and immediately went on the defense.

    Actually, I don’t care what you do. I’m never going to your restaurant anyway.

  • Bobby Finstock
    July 18, 2019 at 10:15 am

    The 4,000 sqf house in Charlestown is a rental. Both her cars, the Explorer & Land Rover, are leased.
    Ratchet Royle is a FRAUD.

  • Hit the fan
    July 17, 2019 at 9:23 pm

    Her face always looks like she’s taking a massive shit.

  • Massholio
    July 17, 2019 at 7:13 pm

    I was talking to my daughter about times of desperation in my life and she said “ Yeah everyone else has it easy .”So I am thinking of pointing her to this entitled cunt who got on a bunch of tv shows and has her own restaurant although she’s a not really hot and a retard.

  • Michael Johnson
    True justice
    July 17, 2019 at 7:09 pm

    Ok Jen, you posted private info to shame a customer and then whine like a bitch when turtleboy comments on what YOU posted? Ok, I understand now. Your a stupid hypocrite who doesn’t get how the world works. What goes around comes around.deal with it bitch.

  • menopausal cunt/bitch
    July 17, 2019 at 6:59 pm

    sounds like the CUNT/BITCH is in the middle of menopause, Fucking cunts lie her wind up alone with their cat in some shitty apartment , Fuck her in the ass, she has some weird looking tits

  • Jefe
    July 17, 2019 at 5:29 pm

    Yelp is a shit site. They bow down to her and remove all the reviews? That’s not an independent review site. Shit-assed bitches
    And, is it safe to say that Ernie Boch Jr is as creepy as they get? His father had the brains, not him
    His sister lives in wrentham and her husband drives a lambo.

    • Y
      July 17, 2019 at 7:05 pm

      In my opinion, he’s the type to hop on the “Lolita Express” and party with Epstein, Clinton, Spacey, etc.
      Again, that’s just my opinion.

      • Jefe
        July 17, 2019 at 9:45 pm

        If there were Thai boys on the plane, yes, he would. He’s into dudes.

    • The more you know
      July 17, 2019 at 9:53 pm

      He wanted to have a reality show! But no network would pick him up. Can you imagine Ernie Boch Jr. with a reality show? It’s bad enough to have to watch his “family commercial’s” when you know the family lol. So it makes perfect sense why she hangs with him. She is pretty rude for a restaurant owner. She also has a nasty mouth too. I wouldn’t be surprised if this is the beginning of the end, of her high class restaurant. brought on by her low class behavior of course.

  • WeRFucked
    July 17, 2019 at 5:27 pm

    I would wash her mouth out with soap. Jen… perhaps your potty mouth is making your mom cry?
    To Jen’s mom: Don’t worry about Jenny, she’ll be fine. I just hope nobody hacks into her bedroom puppy cam. Now that would be bad for business. Or would it?

  • Jefe
    July 17, 2019 at 5:13 pm

    Her business is going down in flames!! That’s what you get for being a nasty person who doesn’t know now what the word, humble, means.
    “My 4,000 sq ft house” wow! We are all so impressed with your square footage.
    I don’t feel bad for her. She made her own bed.

    • Fuck Dat Cuz
      July 17, 2019 at 7:58 pm

      Dude she went to Salve Regina, which is located on the ocean in Newport’s “Mansion Row”. Of course she lives in a mansion .$35k a year from NESN or working as a saucier for Battali ain’t buying that shit.

      • Jefe
        July 17, 2019 at 9:48 pm

        Shit school. She is an entitled woman. I wonder if Batali was trying to jam his pinky up her ass while she was saucier-ing for him. Big fat fuck. His restaurant empire is destroyed too

  • Jen Rolye
    July 17, 2019 at 4:55 pm

    Fuck you Turtleboy you cock sucking motha fucker NOBODY gives my place a bad review and get’s away with it.
    And you talk about anger problems, ANGER problems well I’ll show you fucking anger problems just meet me out in the parking lot so I can stab you in the eyeball with a fucking pickle fork a few hundred times you douche bag!!!!!
    .

  • Francis Sidebottom
    July 17, 2019 at 4:43 pm

    Hey turtle turd she is going to own you

  • capone181
    Total Mahem
    July 17, 2019 at 4:06 pm

    I read the whole episode, she is a breakable. The self-destruct kind.

    The woman is a “theatrical hypochondriac” IMO.

    Does she serve swine fondue? Just asking for my intoxicated orangutan pet.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    July 17, 2019 at 3:49 pm

    I want her to make that scrunchy face as my cum flies across the bridge of her nose

  • Hugh-Bo Mont
    July 17, 2019 at 3:18 pm

    Whatever happened to “the customer is always right.”?
    It’s probably in the same place as “sticks and stones will break my bones but names will never hurt me.”

  • TL;DR
    July 17, 2019 at 3:18 pm

    Ugh. bitter women with money married to soy boy cucks are gross. she looks ok but anyone fawning over a post 40 year old woman has some oedipal complex and probably wants to bang their mom. honestly going over 30 and your begging for crazy.

    MAGA

  • A
    July 17, 2019 at 3:13 pm

    She had my review removed from Yelp. I thought owners couldn’t do that…

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      July 17, 2019 at 3:24 pm

      The Better Business Bureau might like to know that she gave out someone’s private personal info on social media. If I were Mr. Prager, I’d stir up some shit about it.

    • Jefe
      July 17, 2019 at 5:20 pm

      If you harass Yelp enough, they will take it down. And, it’s safe to say that she harassed Yelp.
      Since she is a big and mighty “public figure” she is not allowed to block people on Twitter. It’s stifling free speech. How do we remedy this? Curtatone, the cunt mayor if Somerville, also blocks in Twitter. After Trump’s court ruling about a week ago, public figures are no longer allowed to do this.

  • Turtz McGurtz
    July 17, 2019 at 2:11 pm

    I read the entire article start to finish and i have reached a conclusion: She’s a cunt.

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      July 17, 2019 at 3:06 pm

      You left out “self-absorbed”.

    • Jefe
      July 17, 2019 at 5:23 pm

      *narcissistic cunt

      Why don’t we ban together, stand outside of her restaurant and protest ? Oh wait . . . Unlike libs, we have jobs and responsibilities.

  • hartf811
    F*U
    July 17, 2019 at 2:11 pm

    Testosterone overload? “Its nothing but a little penis,” Lady GaGa.
    Girls and sports. Happens every time.

  • deflateddoritodinks
    July 17, 2019 at 1:30 pm

    She took a 37 week cooking course and now she’s a chef?! WTF?!

  • JoeMomma
    July 17, 2019 at 1:26 pm

    When is her hearing for a liquor license? I’d like to show up and oppose it…….

    • Massholio
      July 17, 2019 at 1:33 pm

      I doubt she has the $245,000 to $475,000 to pay for one. If she is at capacity all the time and the bill is $85 per plate she will only gross about $450,000 per year.

      • Hugh-Bo Mont
        July 17, 2019 at 3:08 pm

        Why wouldn’t she? She’s got a 4000 sq. ft. house.

        • Elmer J Fudd
          July 18, 2019 at 10:18 am

          I have a mansion and a yacht….

      • Turtz McGurtz
        July 17, 2019 at 3:10 pm

        I see nothing on their website that says they don’t have a liquor license. Maybe i missed it, but that’s the kind of thing that should be LOUDLY DISCLAIMED. And she is bitching out a customer for getting mad that theyt didn’t serve alcohol?! I would be bullshit if i only found out when i arrived that there was no liquor service.

  • Gash Basher
    July 17, 2019 at 1:23 pm

    I can’t think of a better way to spend $85 than sharing a table made out of pallets with a bunch of strangers. You can look at the live,laugh,love signs as you sip the tap water from the mason jar as you wait for your 3 bites of eggplant parm with a slice of american cheese melted on top

  • Alex Reimer's Gaping Anus
    July 17, 2019 at 12:52 pm

    This is a case for Bob Murchison. He needs to put her out of business.

    She’s such a twat. Seriously, over 100k tweets, no life, a complete nut job.

    The problem is the white knight pussies who defend her. She’s a bitter miserable old maid who failed in her broadcast career and soon enough will be out of business.

    Did you see one of the tweets where she said they’re not busy enough to have a waiting list?

    She operates out of an old nail salon. I ain’t paying to share food with strangers. Fuck that and fuck her

  • Natasha
    July 17, 2019 at 12:49 pm

    I wasn’t gonna go ahead and leave a shit review on her Yelp, but I sure am now.

    • Natasha
      July 17, 2019 at 1:21 pm

      She blocked the ability to post a review via Yelp. Real professional.

      • Osiris
        July 17, 2019 at 1:35 pm

        And she had YELP remove all reviews since 7/15/19…..HAHAHAHAHA!!!
        Act like a twat, get treated like a twat.

      • Jen Royle's Sandpaper Snatch
        July 17, 2019 at 2:51 pm

        There’s always TripAdvisor…..

      • Hugh-Bo Mont
        July 17, 2019 at 3:12 pm

        Is there a North Shore FB page?

  • TurtleRida
    July 17, 2019 at 12:48 pm

    If you have to use a disclaimer for sarcasm its not that good.
    You just followed BTC’s apology template from previous blogs. Don’t. Leave them to her. She’s much better at this. You should have asked her to do this one, or had SSTG do it. 6/10.

  • Batman
    July 17, 2019 at 12:47 pm

    Hahaha. How Do you like being Turtleboy famous, Jen? Don’t worry Jen, I’m sure this will all die down. It might be after you close your shitty restaurant, but eventually this will pass. What. A. Twat.

    • Captain Trips
      Robin
      July 17, 2019 at 3:48 pm

      Holy Accurate Assessments Batman! Spot on!

  • ANGRY GIANT
    July 17, 2019 at 12:46 pm

    There are these phony ads, “this is what makes Russian girls so special”. The pictures are phony, and one of the girls is a Canadian Instagram babe. I wish they had pictures of Jen. That would get me clicking….

  • Osiris
    July 17, 2019 at 12:41 pm

    I bet she dresses her bulldogs in sports jerseys so the peanut butter doesn’t get in their fur.
    Because THAT would make a mess on the couches….if you know what I mean.

  • Christopher Lettiere
    July 17, 2019 at 12:34 pm

    F_ck that b_tch…she blocked me immediately from her personal and business (Table) Twitter accounts.
    Someone, please step-up and copy/paste this article to her feeds (@Jen_Royle and @TableBoston).
    I wouldn’t give my business to anyone like this, knowingly at least.

  • Well, No Shit
    July 17, 2019 at 12:28 pm

    I sense another lawsuit looming on the horizon.

    Let’s see how this plays out.

  • Crispy C
    CrispyC
    July 17, 2019 at 12:22 pm

    Some people are crazy like failure swift and that crazy girl in yesterday’s blog. This girl is just a straight up arrogant cunt that thinks too highly of herself.

    Jen, get over yourself. And learn how to run a business.

  • Tom Blackburn
    July 17, 2019 at 12:21 pm

    Scrolling through her Twitter… the rage issues are real. If that’s what she’s like online imagine her in real life. Smart money says it all comes crashing down when she punches a customer because of a run-of-the-mill complaint.

    • Turtle Rider
      July 17, 2019 at 12:45 pm

      Customer: My soup is a little cold.

      Jen Royle: /burns entire restaurant to the ground.

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