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Jennie Chenkin’s Lawyer Gave Her Bad News About Her Lawsuit Against Turtleboy

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Jennie Chenkin, the Hampshire College social justice warrior who wrote this hilarious 2,000 word email demanding an apology for heckling three conservative speakers at UMass, and who also threatened to sue Turtleboy Sports for screenshotting things she wrote on Facebook,


is up to her old tricks.

Hampshire College has a lawyer on staff named Joanna Olin who attempted to EMAIL us a cease and desist notice because we hurt Jennie’s feelings. Obviously we laughed at her and blogged about how stupid the lawyer was. But after being written about in Barstool Sports, the Blaze, and Breitbart, Jennie hasn’t figured out that if she just stops talking then this will all go away.

But instead of taking our advice she has elected to keep doing what she’s been doing, because that’s worked out so well for her thus far. She began to write a paper documenting her horrific experience at the hands of the Internet, and she proudly bragged about the process:

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Then yesterday she announced that she would be meeting with an attorney to talk about the big lawsuit against Turtleboy and Kasey Dillan, the girl who taped Trigglypuff whom Jennie is also suing:

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Unfortunately the meeting did not go as planned:

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Oh sweet Jesus. You don’t know what to do?? Hey Jennie, maybe you should do what everyone with a brain has told you to do since day one – stop talking. Or don’t. This material is priceless. You were literally just told by a person who went to law school, passed the bar, and would gladly take your money if the claim had any merit, that you are in the wrong and should drop it. But yet here you are still confused as to what you should do.

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How did this poor girl get accepted into college? Did they have to draw pretty rainbows as part of the entrance exam? Or did they just have to make up a PC buzzword in order to get accepted?

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And as usual, this social justice warrior has been doing what SJW’s are trained to do – make themselves the victim:

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No Jennie, you’re not mentally ill. You just don’t listen to really good advice from other people and seem to not be able to shut the fuck up.

What’s sad is that here she is claiming to be mentally ill and harboring suicidal thoughts on Twitter. Where is her school to offer her psychological help. She needs to see doctors. But instead Hampshire College and other bastions of SJW intolerance have used them as pawns in their never ending game of silencing speech they don’t agree with. Adults who should know better created people like Jennie, and there is a special place in hell for them.


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61 Comment(s)
  • baconlover
    July 18, 2018 at 8:24 am

    Hey, Jennie Chenkin– call your lawyer on this! Her social is 141-83-1917, her DOB is 9-14-1994, and her driver’s license is c2151 08637 12912.

  • Dequanzelle Jones
    June 11, 2016 at 11:04 am

    The only thing these excessively stupid fucking people (SJW’s) are good for is a vote for a democrat. They are a small Army of screaming, whining campus bucket mouths (mostly women) who specialize in uncivil behavior. They are intolerant anti-Amerocan racists and sexists without a viable future.

  • Pay attention
    May 13, 2016 at 2:49 pm

    Like so many people today she completely misunderstands her right to privacy and how it pertains to constitutional law. This is not unlike many ACLU lawyers or citizens in the US. They get their understanding of the issue from misleading blogs and social media posts. If someone walks around in public, everyone has the right to link at them or photograph them. They have ZERO expectation of privacy. The neighbor, the police…anyone can video tape them, or photograph them. If you post something on Facebook that is available to the public anyone can look at it, therefore they can photograph or screenshot the image. There is no reasonable expectation of privacy. In fact when you protest or “post” something you are saying “LOOK AT ME, READ MY POST, I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY.”
    That person is actually actively seeking the attention of the public. To believe that somehow no one should be able look at or reproduce that post is absurd.

    • Dom
      May 13, 2016 at 3:08 pm

      this girl is seeking attention. You can tell that she is emotionally immature and then some. Claims to be on a law track with emphasis on … blah, blah, blah. She is obviously not paying attention in class. I had a total of 3 law based classes for my MBA and this type of stuff is talked about in a freshman law class.

      She is just a pathetic emo that wants to be a victim of SOMETHING … so she can get the attention her parents never gave her.

  • Dom
    May 13, 2016 at 12:29 pm

    One of the first things I do after reading new resume is a google search for that person before i consider calling them.

    Google : Jennie Chenkin

    She has royally screwed herself!

    • Jimmy
      May 14, 2016 at 8:24 am

      Along with a criminal background check. Did she think that wouldn’t happen?

  • Concerned Citizen
    May 13, 2016 at 10:47 am

    Every time I see another of these SJW rants I am reminded of this quote;
    “It’s better to keep your mouth shut and bot thought a fool, than to open it and remove all doubt” – Samuel Clemens
    Stop…just stop.

    • Concerned Citizen
      May 13, 2016 at 10:49 am

      “It’s better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool, than to open it an remove all doubt”
      *Hit pot too fast before proof reading…like a fool.

      • Concerned Citizen
        May 13, 2016 at 10:49 am

        *post. I’m done.

  • BobnMic
    May 13, 2016 at 3:14 am

    Sad but true Sterling. Stupid idiotic me but when I look at her face I have no hate. Just hope that it will progress, be happy and live! She’s just a kid and her parents suck obviously. Boom!

  • Sterling Turtle Rider
    May 13, 2016 at 2:57 am

    She is, without a doubt, the poster child of all of the vapid, self-absorbed, selfy-crazed people that I am doomed to share a ‘generation’ with… “why doesn’t someone write about how nice my teeth are or how well I treat my friends”?! Are you fucking kidding me? She lives in la-la land where she thinks that anyone who isn’t in her family or is actively trying to get into bed with her actually gives a damn about those things, or anything to do with her for that matter. This is the danger of social media… inflating people’s egos for no reason whatsoever. I am not looking forward to growing older with these sad, clueless people.

    May 12, 2016 at 11:38 pm

    Obama may very well ban hurt feelings by imperial decree. Don’t laugh.

  • Servo1969
    May 12, 2016 at 10:05 pm

    I really wish there was a video of her meeting with a genuine lawyer who isn’t being paid to make her feel better. What must that have been like?

    Jennie: …so, how soon can we sue them?
    Lawyer: They haven’t done anything actionable.
    Jennie: -blink- Wh…what?
    Lawyer: Nothing you’ve described is illegal.
    Jennie: They quoted my tweets!
    Lawyer: Yes, people are allowed do that.
    Jennie: They made fun of things I said!
    Lawyer: Not illegal. We wouldn’t have a leg to stand on.
    Jennie: But it really -sniff- hurt my feelings! -sniff-
    Lawyer: Yes, but that in and of itself is not against the law.
    Jennie: -blubber- Well, WHY NOT?!

    • Wabbitt
      May 13, 2016 at 4:58 pm

      No, it wouldn’t be “how can we sue?” It’d be “how much can we take them for?”

  • Del Griffith
    May 12, 2016 at 9:41 pm

    Sucks to suck Jenny baby

  • Kevin lynch
    May 12, 2016 at 9:37 pm

    You complete and utter sick bastard. Leave the girl alone already. Why do you get off attacking people? You are far from perfect you sissyfreak.

    Your mother should be ashamed of you. God help you.

    • GoneWest
      May 12, 2016 at 11:39 pm

      Kevin stop, she doesn’t read this. Even if she did I don’t think you’d have a shot

      • Wabbitt
        May 13, 2016 at 4:22 pm

        He probably wants to murder her like he did with that guy he killed.

    • Levin Kynch
      May 13, 2016 at 3:17 am

      Not enough typos to be Kevin.

      • BobnMic
        May 13, 2016 at 3:29 am

        Honestly this comment section needs a ferocious enema. Where in the flying fuck did all these fucknut, imposters, stalkers, SJWs, led by Wabbitt (the biggest fucking asshole loser piece of shit ever) ever come from? And why? What is the mission and or purpose?

        • BobnMic
          May 13, 2016 at 3:48 am

          Ok ok Jesus H. Christ. I’m up late with my stalker apparently so this is not me. I don’t need any more fake shit. Wow however did it get weird in here or what?

          • BobnMic
            May 13, 2016 at 5:47 pm

            Ok. Just as long as you know because this imposter is going batshit crazy after everybody. I haven’t seen my old Taz avatar lately but I’m sure this nut has it in their files. Not sure of the motivation. Haven’t quite figured that one out yet. I will.

        • Wabbitt
          May 13, 2016 at 4:25 pm

          I love how I’m now an SJWS.

          Newsflash – they would hate me, too. Because I don’t subscribe to their narrow-minded neo communist “every white man is an evil racist, potential rapist” self-flagelating white guilt agenda. I think for myself, form my own opinions, and don’t allow the ultra far left monolith dictate my ideologies.

          • BobnMic
            May 13, 2016 at 4:52 pm

            I know we’ve had our differences Wabbitt but believe me when I tell you that me without a picture is not me. I’m not sure what this imposter stalking fucknut is trying to accomplish here. But I am pretty confident that most commenters know it is just some nutjob not contributing shit but getting a weird blog boner fucking with those that do.

          • Wabbitt
            May 13, 2016 at 5:29 pm

            I know the real Bob from the imitation. I’m not the buffoon Wwy tries to portray me as.

  • Reddog
    May 12, 2016 at 8:33 pm

    Bobnmic,are you in the Bahamas or something?

    • BobnMic
      May 12, 2016 at 9:31 pm

      Yes actually my last vacation exactly one month ago in the Bahamas. I had to retire my man Taz because a little pesky SJW fucknut copied it, came on here and started shit with everybody. After a while you can tell the difference though because those that know me know that is just not my bag baby as Austin Powers would say.

  • Sal Monella
    May 12, 2016 at 8:01 pm

    Take a class in differential equations. It’s actually interesting, challenging, useful in life, not racist and you will be working so hard to pass the class you’ll actually forget about social justice.

    Or get a My Little Pony and comb its hair all day.

    Either way, get off social media for a while. You’ll feel much better about life.

  • paul
    May 12, 2016 at 7:49 pm

    i am done my laughing fit, another entitled hypocritical self centered asshole

  • ItsAllABadDream
    May 12, 2016 at 6:15 pm

    She’s physically beautiful, must be smart if she got into college, just needs some guidance and someone to tell her to actually LISTEN to it! If she, and probably most SJW’s, had a reasonable role model she would be fine. But unfortunately the liberals have taken over colleges so we have this. Triggly Puff and Jennie.

    • JoeMomma
      May 13, 2016 at 12:49 pm

      The only requirement to attend Hampshire is the ability to write the check……

  • Worc Taxpayer
    May 12, 2016 at 5:20 pm

    The article, which I’m assuming was going to be great for a few days worth of tear inducing laughter, only took her 3 hours to write but then says she’s on day 2 of writing the article. What a maroon! If she were my daughter I would yank her from that insane asylum pretending to be an educational institution.

    Message to Jennie, who I know read TBS, what great teeth you have.

    • John Galt
      May 13, 2016 at 9:57 pm

      Her parents edited her tripe, meaning the Apple did not fall far from the tree. They are the root of this evil

      • Jimmy
        May 14, 2016 at 8:20 am

        I thought I read somewhere and I am not sure that her daddy is some sort of therapist or psychoanalyst.

  • Rich A
    May 12, 2016 at 4:49 pm

    She needs an old fashioned deep dicking.

    • Wabbitt
      May 13, 2016 at 4:20 pm

      No… because even if she enjoyed it, she’d cry rape when the guy never called her again.

  • Joe Bagadonutes
    May 12, 2016 at 4:46 pm


  • Las Vegas Reader
    May 12, 2016 at 4:39 pm

    I want to know who the ONE person that keeps liking her posts is!?

    • KimberlyS
      May 12, 2016 at 4:42 pm

      Can you like your own posts on Twitter?

    • Trump's boy penis
      May 12, 2016 at 4:44 pm

      obv Triggly

    • Worc Taxpayer
      May 12, 2016 at 5:22 pm

      Turtleboy Sports and their readers who what to keep this train wreck from ever ending.

  • Carol
    May 12, 2016 at 4:30 pm

    Look at the flowers…

    • StupidIsAsStupidDoes
      May 13, 2016 at 10:49 am

      Excellent usage of Walking Dead references! High five!

  • BobnMic
    May 12, 2016 at 4:24 pm

    Honestly there are those who deserve an ass kicking for being a dipshit and then there is this girl. If you look at her picture she looks like a very confused, depressed, angry, hates everybody kind of person that, to me, takes it to another level. She needs some kind of help. I’m not sure what kind because I am not a medical professional like some on here pretend to be. Especially with me but I laugh.

    She is way too young to seemingly be on the edge of the cliff like this and she appears to be very serious about it all. I kid around a lot on here (I know too much) and stir up shit with the SJW crowd but seriously I crack up laughing. This girl I don’t know. Look at her eyes. Those are not the eyes of a happy and/or content person. And what’s up with the hairdo already? I look at her and the first thing that comes to mind is “pissed off.”

    • HH
      We're Doomed
      May 12, 2016 at 8:13 pm

      I don’t know if she’s really unstable or just wants attention, but someone who cares about her should get her properly evaluated. She’ll either get the help she needs or she’ll learn that suicide isn’t something to play with for attention. Either way she’ll end up better off after the intervention.

      It’s sad really that the adults in her life have failed her and continue to do so. If she were my kid, I’d tell her to ignore people saying mean things. After all, why does what a bunch of random strangers think about you matter? Ignore them and they will go away.

      • Gabriel
        May 18, 2016 at 8:38 am

        Though I agree with you, I have no doubt that she is crying for attention. She is an attention whore that needs to get a slap in the face every time she lies. damn the slappers hands will be hurting quickly. She needs to be committed.

    • Gretchen
      May 13, 2016 at 6:36 am

      She admits as much in some of her posts: “I’m pissed off, but it’s all your fault,” bullshit. She’s unhappy because she’s *chosen* to be. I don’t know where I read it, but in the comboxes of one of these articles somewhere, someone claiming to have been her friend said that she’s impossible to talk to anymore because if you disagree with her, she’s going to scream that she’s an oppressed victim.

      I don’t have to pretend to have medical experience, because I actually do. This girl is not depressed, she’s a melodramatic brat. And if she’s not a borderline, I’ll eat my underwear. But borderlines, by and large, have to outgrow their drama to find relief from their self-inflicted stupidity, and that doesn’t usually happen until late middle-age. In the meanwhile, unless she gets herself petitioned on a psych hold for all of her talk of self harm, and lands herself in a really good court-ordered DBT programme, I expect years of entertainment from Jennie. She’s a loudmouth brat whose parents evidently encourage her antics, so there should be plenty of opportunities for her to go apeshit ballistic over nothing.

      As for the hair, have you actually seen what the militant little femtards do to themselves? Jennie’s mop is tame by comparison.

  • kingsraisins
    May 12, 2016 at 4:20 pm

    I really hope she publishes her essay. Pllllllleeeeeeeeaaaaaasssssssseeeeeeeeee.

  • Good grief
    May 12, 2016 at 3:57 pm

    “… which really means I’ll be fighting off suicidal ideation.”

    • Gretchen
      May 12, 2016 at 3:59 pm

    • Worc Taxpayer
      May 12, 2016 at 5:25 pm

      Nothing borderline about her personality disorder. It is full blown!

    • Gabriel
      May 17, 2016 at 8:35 am

      No one writs about her white teeth because it is too hard to see thew the shit coming out of her mouth.

  • Wabbitt
    May 12, 2016 at 3:55 pm

    Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will shatter my fragile little psyche forever and leave me crying in a pool of my own self induced miseru.

  • Gretchen
    May 12, 2016 at 3:53 pm

    The best chapter yet. PLEASE, JENNIE!!! PLEASE GIVE US MORE!!!

    And, no, she’s not mentally ill. Truly ill people don’t have this degree of self awareness. What she is is a spoiled rotten psycho brat with far too much time on her hands. I’d call her the poster child for white privilege, if such a thing really existed….

  • Josh
    May 12, 2016 at 3:33 pm

    That poor little snowflake just melted into a self-pity puddle.

  • KimberlyS
    May 12, 2016 at 3:24 pm

    Actually, she is mentally ill. Liberalism is a Mental Disorder.

    The saga continues . . .

    • KimberlyS
      May 12, 2016 at 3:29 pm


    • inspecta deck
      May 12, 2016 at 10:06 pm

      Wu tang wu tang Olympic torch flaming we burn so sweet the thrill of victory the agony of defeat

    • Gabriel
      May 17, 2016 at 8:31 am

      I had to put this up after you said that…
      Dr. Lyle Rossiter:
      “Based on strikingly irrational beliefs and emotions, modern liberals relentlessly undermine the most important principles on which our freedoms were founded. Like spoiled, angry children, they rebel against the normal responsibilities of adulthood and demand that a parental government meet their needs from cradle to grave.”

      The liberal agenda preys on weakness and feelings of inferiority in the population by:
      1 creating and reinforcing perceptions of victimization;
      2 satisfying infantile claims to entitlement, indulgence and compensation;
      3 augmenting primitive feelings of envy;
      4 rejecting the sovereignty of the individual,
      5 subordinating him to the will of the government.

      “The roots of liberalism – and its associated madness – can be clearly identified by understanding how children develop from infancy to adulthood and how distorted development produces the irrational beliefs of the liberal mind,” he says. “When the modern liberal mind whines about imaginary victims, rages against imaginary villains and seeks above all else to run the lives of persons competent to run their own lives, the neurosis of the liberal mind becomes painfully obvious.”

  • paul
    May 12, 2016 at 3:23 pm


    • Buttafuco
      May 12, 2016 at 4:55 pm

      No lawsuit, no grades, no job, no bra …

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