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Josh Abrams Had A Busy Weekend Harassing His Neighbor Relentlessly And Getting Arrested At Straight Pride Parade All While Out On Bail for 2019 Armed Robbery Indictment

 

Today is the best day ever, you guys. After his glorious takedown by BPD at the Straight Pride parade this weekend, Josh Abrams was arraigned, and this happened:

It’s not retaliation, you fucking half-wit. It’s justice. Thank fucking God. His stupid videos are a waste of time that I will never, ever recoup. It’s just live stream after live stream of a tubby, bleating idiot belligerently yelling insults at random police officers like a pissed off 13-year-old girl who just got grounded. He’s crazy, he’s violent, and he’s fucking useless. Josh doesn’t do anything but make rage-porn for self-loathing losers who hate authority to wank to from the comfort of mom’s basement, for a quick buck. He’s a fucking psycho, and this needed to happen a long time ago. Here’s a refresher course on his illustrious career as a professional scumbag and detriment to society if you haven’t read it already. Or, here’s the complete list:

We already know what we’re dealing with here by now – an unemployable perpetual loser with a chip on his shoulder and a well-documented history with drugs and menacing, violent behavior. Who harasses the police on film for donation money and ad-views? Gee. It’s almost like he can’t get a real job, so he resorts to this bullshit. It’s all over for now, motherfucker.

His crying gives me so much joy.

Disorderly conduct aside, this weekend has been a busy one for Abrams and his lovely girlfriend and de facto partner – Danielle Bognanno. You thought Josh was punchable? Check out Danielle, aka “Hot Tow Truck Girl”.

She’s also a fucking DELIGHT.

Mother of the year, everybody! Oh, yeah, did I mention ,Danielle has a kid? Yeah, she has a kid. What a tragedy that is.

I’m sure he’s being brought up in a really loving, stable environment, just look at this broad. Wise decision for this dumpster fire to find an even bigger piece of shit like Josh Abrams and shack up.  Where’s DCF at? This is not what you should be doing when you have a young kid you’re supposed to be responsible for.

Classy.

This trashtastic gutterslug went right down to the police station with local unemployed shower-phobe Joe Hart in tow, and promptly bailed Josh out on Saturday night. Sure, she might have a kid at home that she should probably be taking care of, but she decided to instead bail out her delinquent cretin spunkmonkey boyfriend with Rhode Island’s resident fat ginger cunt. Because, priorities.

Bright and early the very next morning, Josh went right back to doing what he does best – harassing the fuck out of the residents in his community. This time, it was the neighbor….again. See for yourself these idiots’ complete inability to keep their stories straight:

They sound delightful. Bonus points on the livestream for Josh, too. That was pretty smart. It’s almost like he’s an unhinged, violent lunatic who needs to be taken off the streets immediately, yet is inexplicably allowed to walk free and completely terrorize any community within a 20 mile radius. I can’t stand his voice, so I’m going to assume you can’t either, so I’d suggest skipping ahead to the 57:00 mark.

The police report has a bit of a “he said/she said” component to it, sure. But it details multiple inconsistency in Josh’s story and that of his “witnesses”. Besides, this isn’t exactly new behavior for Josh, literally all he does all day long is harass random people. He’s got that violent criminal record we keep pointing to. And wouldn’t you know it, Danielle Bognanno and her brother both have violent arrests on their records,

As does Josh, obviously, and even Danielle’s mom, Karen, has been arrested on an A&B within the last 7 years.

I tend to believe the neighbors who claim he’s been harassing them relentlessly for over a month over Josh. Apparently the judge did too, as he granted a harassment order. Twice. Josh can just add that one to his ever-growing list of protective orders taken out against him.

They then took a late night joy where they ripped butts and complained about police “retaliation”,

Before getting up, getting ready for court,

And then promptly having their hopes and dreams crushed in a spectacle that has truly brought tears of joy to my eyes.

 

Magnificent. I fucking hate this chud, and I’m starting to really hate his sludgepump of a girlfriend, too. The towns of Wakefield, Stoneham, and surrounding areas – rejoice. You’re getting a 30 day vacation from Josh Abrams bullshit, and the area is a safer place for it. I sure hope he likes Ramen noodles – just kidding. I hope he’s fucking miserable the whole time, and/or gets shanked in jail. Fuck this guy.

 

 

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27 Comment(s)
  • yourmom
    September 17, 2019 at 7:06 pm

    The arrest of Danielle and Frankie years ago was actually bullshit. Frankie was defending himself against his father who was punching him, and Danielle got involved to try to stop it. Maybe you should all stop believing what you see.

  • don
    September 4, 2019 at 4:26 pm

    six months automatic for violating a restraining order…….a friend told me.

  • don
    September 4, 2019 at 4:23 pm

    josh is screaming that he wants cock every time that lisp comes out. and thats everytime he talks. the chick is as nasty as they come. look at the side view and her nose is huge. plus shes got a fat ass. you can tell she is trying hard to become famous on the vids. the first thing she did was start recording after finding out hes being held without bail. before and after. the dude with chick tits is loving it being around men and she is mad because lispy josh isnt around to pay her rent.

  • Dave
    September 4, 2019 at 1:15 pm

    This pussy who I call TITS not josh because he actually has a good set of tits on him that should require a bra is a person who became friends with AUDITING AMERICA so he could get subscribers faster, they wont be friends to much longer. Because auditing america is realizing this dude is gonna put him in jail also, Tits is a Mr know it all that thinks he can fight because he did judo lmao that dose nothing for fighting, and he lies in so many of his videos like when he came out and told everyone who was waiting for him outside a police station that he told the cop he isnt leaving until he gets what he wants and if u wanna do something about it let’s go. Lol but what really happen was the cop said I’ll fill the form out and tits said ok.. I called him out on this and I was ignored, I then called him out on auditing americas video and auditing america said “it’s his video he can say what he wants” so that just shows u what scumbags these guys are and I live in NEW HAVEN AREA IN CONNECTICUT and I’ll meet up anytime on video and fight both of them live. Tits/josh is taking it up the ass by Bubba rightnow and maybe just maybe he will come out humble… he thinks he knows everything and I think he showed us just how much he dosnt know.. and what’s up with the girl ? Who the fuck would call her hot ? That dude tits is not banging her hes just living with her and the kid, hes the fag and shes the girl that hangs out and shops with the fag..

  • ncfoothillbilly
    September 4, 2019 at 7:36 am

    He’d better have some money saved for his upcoming surgery as his rectum becomes prolapsed. Maybe his balls will finally drop so he sounds like a man rather than a 9yo kid. At least his udders will get milked more regularly so that he doesnt get mastitis while he pleasures his newfound friends in the hoosegow. Got milk?

  • Stark
    September 4, 2019 at 2:15 am

    Isn’t she afraid that CPS. Is going to take her child away from her because she’s doing all this stuff with him. ? Why hasn’t the kid’s teacher called child protective services. The teacher is a mandated reporter.

    • Dr. Ed
      September 4, 2019 at 4:39 am

      In Mass it is DC&F — I filed several 51As and they couldn’t even bother to thank me for doing it….

      • Dr. Ed
        September 4, 2019 at 4:43 am

        I filed them as a “Mandated Reporter” and NOT relating to anyone involved in this situation. Other people/places.

        • Deez Nuts
          September 6, 2019 at 1:52 pm

          Bunch of idiots, Josh is out there fighting for our rights. Accountability for All! You lame assholes that want to talk shit, are hiding in your basements behind keyboards. Josh is out there making a difference. So go fuck yourselves

    • Dave
      September 4, 2019 at 1:23 pm

      Lol. He dose have a set of tits on him.. that’s his name Tits !.. I posted the samething in my comment above urs… him and his buddies just trying to get all the donations they can . I’m just thankful the judge seen what we all seen from Tits, hes a Mr. Know it all and thinks he can out smart them with these loop holes he thinks he knows about. Look at his police record, how could anyone give him money..

  • Jeff J
    Mr Ed's Sista
    September 4, 2019 at 12:09 am

    “Hot tow truck girl”…..?? Are you people seeing the same beat up long faced “5” that I’m seeing??
    She’s FAR from deserving that title. Actually, WICKED FAAH!!

    • LukeWarmTowHag
      September 4, 2019 at 12:38 pm

      Bwahahahah exactly!

      When she gave out her email “hot whatever….” with a legit straight (yet horse long) face, I was mind blown.
      This hag must have no mirrors in her Sect. 8 hovel.

  • soxrock191
    I hate their voices
    September 3, 2019 at 10:06 pm

    I can’t even. I wanna slap the fuck outta both of ‘em with a sock stuffed with rolls of quarters. I live in Stoneham so you never know…….. I hope the BPD teaches him about respect and that skank ass sled dog too. Street style.

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    September 3, 2019 at 9:25 pm

    Best. News. Ever.
    Loving his faux crying about his “kids being threatened
    Got into a chat with this hypocrite cunt a few weeks ago where he threatened mine!

    This serial criminal is getting all he deserves. Hope his cellmate has a penchant for fat cunts with whiny voices.

    DS

  • stiff pete
    September 3, 2019 at 9:09 pm

    thank the Lloyd! I fucking hate that kid and his prepubescent voice.

  • Chip Striker
    September 3, 2019 at 9:06 pm

    You look like a lesbian.
    You act like a fucking asshole.

    Get a fucking job you piece of shit and leave people alone.

    Sincerely,

    The rest of society.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    September 3, 2019 at 7:41 pm

    Hot Tow Truck Girl can tow my heavy load, anytime.

  • Hopedale Blue Raider
    September 3, 2019 at 5:31 pm

    White trash on the north shore, who’d have thunk it? I wonder if he’ll be able to hold in a shit after 30 days?

  • Josh
    September 3, 2019 at 5:23 pm

    This is Josh and today a nice black cellmate turned me into a cream twinkie. I loved it so much I took on all cummers. 30 days of huge black cock in my ass. The only downside is the cops stole my phone and I cant document the penetration.

  • Tanner Boyle
    September 3, 2019 at 4:29 pm

    Good thing he’s fucked with the Suffolk Sheriff office already. I’m sure they remember him and will make him feel right at home

  • Captain Obvious
    September 3, 2019 at 4:11 pm

    He has the most annoying voice in the world. One of these days that short fat piece of shit is gonna fuck with the wrong person and get knocked the fuck out.

    • Anonymous
      September 3, 2019 at 10:00 pm

      Or worse…

  • dennis
    September 3, 2019 at 3:55 pm

    Move in on her while he is on ice, send him the pictures of her ” tea bagging “

    • Silencio Dogood
      September 4, 2019 at 3:27 am

      …and tossing salads, like he’s now mastering.

  • JoeMomma
    September 3, 2019 at 3:51 pm

    Shouldn’t the 3 strike law apply here?

    Put Joshy away for a long, long time. Then he can make video’s about prison guards.

  • Meat Worm
    September 3, 2019 at 3:37 pm

    Huh. She’s quite a bit prettier than I expected for a girl hanging out with Copblock shit-streaks.

    • Jim Norton
      September 3, 2019 at 11:26 pm

      She’s post op. Show me that meaty cunt.

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