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Kindergartner Shot In Back In Roxbury Sunday While Out For Evening Stroll With Dad, Mom Goes Into Tizzy, Calls Marty Walsh “Liar” For Saying Ex-Con Dad Was Target

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SOURCE:The mother of the 6-year-old boy who was wounded by gunfire in Roxbury lashed out at Mayor Martin J. Walsh last night, calling him a “liar” and insisting her son’s father was not the intended target of Sunday night’s shooting.”

I have a hard time believing this one, Turtleriders, for several reasons. First, what could a 6-year-old possibly do to warrant a slug to the back? Snap your soon-to-be-collectible Dandelion Yellow Crayola in half, shiv you with a modified Capri Sun straw…? Second, Dad has been identified by friends as Rufus “Rugga” Wornum, 32, of Roxbury. As I’m sure your well-oiled minds have gathered from those +/- dozen words, Rufie-roo is an upstanding citizen, a pillar of the Roxbury Community – a member in good standing of Din-du-nuffin, Inc.

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Rufie’s racked up three gun charges since 2011, one of which stemmed from a drive-by incident in which the vehicle he was riding was suspected of popping some dude on St. James Street in Roxbury.

Kids… what is one of the most fundamental life lessons we learn before the age of, say, 21?

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You do not shit where you eat. Again, I repeat, you DO NOT shit where you eat. That’s how we get into situations where our kids get smoked. But, I digress…

When the five-oh got Rugga and his riders to pull over, they found a burner, in plain view, next to Rugga in the back seat; the heater had one in the hole, cocked and ready to go. If you’re not a frequent visitor to the fine enclave that is Roxbury, it’s SOP to ride around with a gat on display, even if hosing someone down with lead isn’t on the agenda for that day. Anyway, Rufus ended up getting bagged and spending 3 years in the clink for this particular douchecapade, being released in November 2015.

Supposedly, Rugga has been cleaning up his life post-release. He’s become a dedicated family man according to community leader Rufus Faulk, who is currently running for Tito Jackson’s empty seat for District 7 on the Boston City Council. But… who really knows. What we DO all know is that street beefs have no expiration date. You could have done something in 1948, then take a walk through the wrong section of town in present day, and BAM! OG Grampa Barry comes out the cut with a shank and you’re just fucking toast, guy.

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I mean, I’d hold a grudge against a dude walking around in those poorly shredded jeans and a hand towel hanging out of his waistband, too.

What’s most disturbing about all of this is, Rugga, according to reports, “…was combative … and combative to the poor doctors.”

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Him? Combative? Nah, B, chill, must’ve been someone else.

Now, imagine you’re the doctor who is dealing with the heart-wrenching reality of a fucking KINDERGARTNER in front of you with a bullet wound which sliced through his tiny back and out near his fucking genitalia, and you’re wondering how to treat him properly so the physical impacts are limited… then you have this “reformed” skagbag gangbanger in front of you, who also happens to be the father of this child, not giving you pertinent information to help said child and just being a straight up spaz. This is why North Shore Turtlebabe doesn’t work with the public. I would’ve slapped this slugrake-cum-fuckknuckle faster than you could issue the hood warning cry of “SKEE-YOOOOO!”

Of course, mom is standing by her man, saying “HE DIN DU NUFFIN!” and accusing the Mayor of Boston and even the Bonston Police Commish himself of lying. She insists that her baby daddy was not a target, that this was a random shooting, and that both the Mayor and the Commissioner are judging Rugga based on his rap sheet.

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Even Marty and The Commish are perplexed on this one; Marty’s caught here looking like Curious George in a conundrum. Rugga straight up told the officers himself at the scene that he believes he was the intended target, not his son. Of course, he’s since backtracked and stopped cooperating with the fuzz. But I guess everyone is just lying on them, callin’ them out their names for the sake of it, right? Right.

I will never understand, nor try to, when a woman stands by her man when  it places her child(ren) in imminent danger. This gravy dumpster had more to say about Rufie and the words that may or may not have came out of his mouth than she did about her child’s well-being, only being quoted as saying: “I’m worried about my kid” before going on a tangent about the Mayor and the police. Those poor kids don’t stand a fucking chance, folks, and that’s the biggest tragedy here.

 

 

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37 Comment(s)
  • White Pride White Power
    April 4, 2017 at 6:21 pm

    I love that TB is going all in on mocking niggerspeak.

    DAG YO MY NIGGUH DAN DO NUFFIN YA HERD CRACKA YO HOMIE WERD UP YO YO YO

  • Publius
    April 4, 2017 at 6:01 pm

    Rugga proves the proposition. All lives do not matter. Some lives are worthless or worth very little.

  • Steve
    April 4, 2017 at 3:33 pm

    Am more surprised the kid has a father in his life.

    • Duke Westwood
      April 4, 2017 at 5:09 pm

      Not for the past several years…. But, I guess part time is better than nothing.

  • Huh?
    April 4, 2017 at 2:41 pm

    I could hardly read this article :-/ haha

  • Independent Thinker
    April 4, 2017 at 2:40 pm

    I feel very badly for what happened to this little boy. However, while the mayor was calling it a senseless shooting of an innocent victim, I couldn’t help but wonder why there didn’t seem to be any references to gang activity and drug dealing. If the father is a gang member, then he knows who the shooter was, and if he is a gang member, then he is involved in illegal gang activities (i.e. drug dealing), and he is responsible for endangering his young son, which led to his shooting.

    I’m surprised I haven’t heard more calls for increased gun control and more gun laws, even though the existing gun laws are not being enforced. I’m not trying to turn this into a political conversation, but the cause of most of these tragedies are gangs and drug, yet we continue to do nothing.

    • Kevins 9 Iron
      Kevi bashed in my skull
      April 4, 2017 at 3:02 pm

      Maahrty absolutely mumbled some bullshit about the need to get guns off the street. He is a fucking 1st class moron and I’m so glad he’s getting eaten by his own.

    • Talisman
      April 4, 2017 at 3:32 pm

      Some of us are doing plenty. Cops arrest, bondsmen bail, lawyers plead, judges hand down light or no sentences, politicians say they’re tough on crime and everybody gets paid. Perps get turned back out on the street, live off the tax payers and break the law every chance they get until they cycle back through. There’s plenty going on, just not the things that need to happen to correct the problem. It all depends on what your definition of “is” is.

      You’re right about gun laws. A good percentage of the guns used in crimes aren’t actually stolen. They are straw purchased by baby spurters and other associated shitbags that can pass the background check. I’ll bet money they don’t prosecute 5% of those that lie on the 4479 and purchase weapons to hand over to known criminals, even though they can prove that’s what happened. Some states might allow them to be charged as a participant our accessory if the weapon is used in a crime. Even that would be good, if they actually did it.

      • Talisman
        April 4, 2017 at 3:34 pm

        Or accessory…yeah, predictive text, awesome

        • April's Hopes, October's Heroes
          April 4, 2017 at 5:04 pm

          And you my friend have not a fucking clue as to what all of that entails. The shit you just spewed was from what – a magazine? Ok. lol. lol. lol.

          • ZephyrCat
            April 4, 2017 at 5:10 pm

            See Bob???? That’s the kind of shit right there that makes this so obvious it’s you.

          • Bob Sacamano
            April 5, 2017 at 7:41 am

            EVERYTHING Talisman said is true. In fact, he didn’t cover enough that actually goes on in CJ system. Way, way more happening.

          • Talisman
            April 5, 2017 at 8:01 am

            Really? You do realize you’re not the only one that has had to hang around a courthouse, right? Or see the same shitbag arrested twice in one shift? And I read books, not magazines.

            Federal prosecutors are scared shitless they might lose the case, so they don’t even attempt to make it stick, and the pussy judges aren’t gonna hammer grandma, even though she helped get somebody killed.
            Since you’re apparently the authority, and I have no idea, why don’t you enlighten us as to how and why baby mama skates, when there’s video of her purchasing a handgun with her sweet innocent felon standing there, and then that firearm is used in a homicide?
            Every year when I read the stats, stolen guns aren’t even close to illegally trafficked firearms used in crimes, but I guess the BATFE has no idea what they’re talking about either, according to you.

            Other than that, what is untrue about what I said? You don’t like the way I said it? Too much punctuation and proper sentences for you?
            Or, Bob, are you just off your meds again trying to flex your tiny dick like you’re super-cop and the only one around here that knows anything about LE?

        • April's Hopes, October's Heroes
          April 5, 2017 at 2:26 pm

          I agree with the sentiments here despite the fake postings which seems to be a thing. I also believe that there are way too many guns on the street. That’s all you read about in various news outlets. Guns here, guns there. Is this Syria or something?

          Anyway so baby Mama standing by her man even though the poor kid almost got killed and maybe affected for life and thinks the Mayor AND the Boston Police Commissioner are lying? Those guys know what they are doing or else they wouldn’t be in their respective positions. If the Cops grill Rugga maybe they could find out who did the shooting.

          A drug deal gone bad even with your kid is present does not sound like a ridiculous suggestion. I bet it happens all the time.

          Classic dialogue in the movie “Good Kill.” An Air Force drone pilot and a local Cop. Local Cop asks the Drone Pilot, “How’s the war on terror?” The Drone Pilot answers, “How’s the war on drugs?” And along with that are guns. They seemingly go hand in hand.

          • True Reality Speaks
            True Reality Speaks
            April 5, 2017 at 10:11 pm

            A gun is a tool. A very useful one, especially when one is confronted by thugs or Democrat-sponsored protest mobs.

            Thank a conservative that you can still exercise your god-given right to defend yourself with a firearm (if you are lucky and persistent) in this liberal hell hole.

      • True Reality Speaks
        True Reality Speaks
        April 5, 2017 at 10:01 pm

        NICs background check = Form 4473.

        • Talisman
          April 6, 2017 at 7:57 pm

          Sorry, you’re correct. 4479 was part of a case number I had on my brain

    • KimberlyS
      KJDS
      April 4, 2017 at 3:36 pm

      There was a shooting locally (Cincinnati area) about 3 months ago. People came into a house demanding drugs and money. A 9 yr old girl hiding behind her father was shot and killed when a bullet went through him and struck her. He survived.

      They have not yet arrested anyone. The father claims that he’s not a drug dealer (which may be true – I have no idea), but it strikes me odd that he has no idea who the shooters were, given the nature of the community. People KNOW each other in that neighborhood.

      Sad.

      • April's Hopes, October's Heroes
        April 4, 2017 at 4:07 pm

        Ok so now time for an endorsement.

        MEMO TO : Turtle Boy Sports

        FROM: An avid reader / commenter

        SUBJ: KJDS to be added to writing staff representing the mid west Kentucky region.

        DATE: 4 APR 17

        It is in my humble opinion that this lady KJDS be added to the growing Turtleboy Sports network. In my opinion as a commenter, she has style, grace, a sense of humor and on top of that intelligence especially onto serious topics. She never gets overly opinionated regardless of the crazy shit that goes on in here in the comment section.

        I endorse KJDS as the next Turtleboy Sports writer. KJDS Widwest Turtlegirl has a ring to it. What do you think?

        Moreover KJDS – what do you think?

    • Realist
      April 5, 2017 at 12:06 am

      Oh boy, Here we go with the gun control bullshit!

      • True Reality Speaks
        Mirror Mirror
        April 5, 2017 at 10:17 pm

        Good for me – not for thee is the lib motto.

        How can a lib be pro-2A?

    • Bob Sacamano
      April 5, 2017 at 6:36 am

      This is all gang related. Police Commissioner said so. Plus it’s obvious. 95% of the crime and 99.999% of the shootings are gang related. NO one wants to mention it, however.

      • Talisman
        April 5, 2017 at 8:23 am

        Absolutely. The big bad demographic elephant in the room must not be recognized. Nobody wants the Racist label nailed to their forehead.

        Also, my reference to Bob above was not directed at you. If your aren’t aware, there’s an alleged ex-cop that has serious Jekyll and Hyde issues that likes to flap his corona kisser around here.

        You’re right, I didn’t go into near enough detail about the machine, just a few of the moving parts. But it’s a fucked up monster and there’s not enough space here.

  • Turd Burglestein
    April 4, 2017 at 2:39 pm

    Damn it, my aim has been off lately due to the nerve damage. Fucking syphilis and hepatitis! Anyway, I did mean to shoot the old man because, of course, drug deal gone bad. I’ll settle for the kid though since I do hate kids.

    • Lt. Dan
      April 4, 2017 at 2:49 pm

      Kids are only worth 1/4 point.

    • ZephyrCat's Gaping Anus
      April 4, 2017 at 4:08 pm

      Your aim was still good enough to last this hole in my ass. Now I have to wear depends because the turds just fall right out. Hey, would you like to come burgle my turds sometime?

      • ZephyrCat's Gaping Anus
        April 4, 2017 at 4:12 pm

        *blast this hole in my ass

    • ZephyrCat's Tiny Penis
      April 4, 2017 at 4:15 pm

      I could fap to that all day. Now where is my magnifying glass. Maybe in my gaping asshole. I’ll be over here standing over a mirror for a bit.

      • BobnMic's inferiority complex
        April 4, 2017 at 4:24 pm

        I have changed the focus of my ire! (Ire=Anger) I must remain the center of attention!! You know that guy who walks into a group of 5-6 people having a conversation and demands the focus turns to him? That’s me!! Pay attention to me!! I’m funny, I’m clever, I was a detective and a damn good one at that!! At least that’s what the man in the mirror tells me!!!

        • ZephyrCat's Gaping Anus
          April 4, 2017 at 4:57 pm

          I’m the guy that walks into a group of 5 or 6 guys and drains all their ballsacks into my gaping anus.

          • Thug Banker
            April 4, 2017 at 5:02 pm

            Could you drain all these dicks that surrounded me? I could use some help.

          • Thug Banker
            April 4, 2017 at 5:04 pm

            These dicks. I can never keep my emails straight between my hammerhead acct.

          • ZephyrCat
            April 4, 2017 at 5:06 pm

            Yeah, shit happens.

          • Turd Burglestein
            April 4, 2017 at 6:24 pm

            Holy fuck, Bob’s been talking to himself all day!

  • Paul Larson
    April 4, 2017 at 2:13 pm

    That dude dindu-nuffin, never did-nuffin, never will do-nuffin. I, on the other hand, am a do-er. I fight evil, retain semen, and write letters. Award winning letters. Here is a letter and a rosewood engraved pen I found:

    Worcester Telegram & Gazette

    Dear Mr. Larson,

    July 2, 2012

    Congratulations.

    Your letter to The People’s Forum has been selected as the Letter of the Week.
    Your engraved rosewood Telegram & Gazette Letter of the Week pen is enclosed. We hope you enjoy it.

    Regards,
    Chris Sinacola
    Editor of the Editorial Pages

    Of course now the T&G is just an apologist for the undemocratic Democratic Party!

    Paul Larson

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