Kyle Kennedy Future Taunton Teen Brides Shoot Woman At Liquor Store, Go Home, Post On Facebook About Relationship Goals While Woman Is In Critical Condition
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Taunton PD Facebook Page: At 08:35 p.m. this evening the Taunton Police Department received a 911 call via the Massachusetts State Police from a female clerk from Eagan’s Package Store located at 48 Cohannet Street, Taunton requesting help. Eagan’s Package Store is located just off the Taunton Green in the downtown. Taunton Police cruisers were on the scene within two minutes. When they arrived they observed a female clerk alone in the store. She had received a shotgun wound during an attempted armed robbery.
Two male parties entered the store. The first male party is described as a light skin black male approximately six feet tall. When he entered the store he had in his right hand a shotgun. He was wearing a mask to cover his identity and his head was covered with a hood. He approached the female clerk demanding money. Approximately 20 feet behind the first male party was the second suspect described as a white male approximately six feet tall. He was wearing plaid pants with a blue sweatshirt hoodie. His face was concealed.
As the light skin black male approached the counter he used the shotgun to poke at the female clerk to open the cash drawer. The female clerk engaged in an altercation with the suspect. The female clerk grabbed the barrel of the shotgun. It was at that time that the suspect discharged the shotgun once, striking her in her left side. She was transferred to an out of town hospital where she is reported as stable but serious.
So we know that Billy Morris has been arrested and charged with this shooting, and we’re 99.9% sure of the 17 year old gunman’s name. It would be irresponsible of us to print his name if we weren’t 100% though. But let me tell ya, he’s a real dandy boy. And they’re gonna LOVE him in the big boy’s prison.
Anyway, this is Billy Morris:
As you can see, he fancies himself a badass.
Meanwhile, this Voke-stached jerry curl was crying during his perp walk:
But don’t be fooled – he’s a bad ass, and he talks about shooting people all the time:
Yea dude, you shot a defenseless woman who was working at a liquor store. You must have a huge schmenzer.
The most vile part about this worthless fecalcrab is the fact that they shot this woman at 8:35, and he posted this on his Facebook at 2 AM this today:
This mother fucker was involved in a shooting and possibly murder of a woman for all he knows, and he comes home and posts about relationship goals. Bitch, let me show you what your future relationship goals are about to look like:
That’s it right there. That’s your soulmate for the next 20 years. Just promise him a $50,000 watch and he’ll let you be the rye bread.
Meanwhile, he was just whining the other day about how much it hurts his feels when he has to pour one out for the homies:
For someone who so cavalierly threatens the life of another, he sure does whine a lot about people he knows getting shot:
And you’ll never guess who Billy Morris’ favorite NBA team is……
Shocking that this slugpump would be such a fan of the Chicago Bulls that he wouldn’t bend the brim or remove the LIDS sticker that came long with it. And he apparently likes to wear it while he’s out shopping for women’s clothing. At least his skinny jeans are in the right position for when Kyle “Pure” Kennedy wants to play hide the white chocolate in Shirley.
And just to complete the junior hoodrat trifecta, Billy Morris also rocks the Bulls flat brimmed while posing with bottles of Henny, and a loose pile of drug money on his chest:
As well as the classic shirtless bathroom selfie:
The only thing we’re missing is the dog filter. Oh wait, we got that too:
He is the complete shithead package. As is his crew:
Meanwhile, I’m sure his girlfriend is gonna be loyal to him while he’s giving Kyle Kennedy a spooning to remember:
The dog filter AND the Chicago Bulls gear. That’s gotta be worth at least 100 ratchet points.
Here’s his Ma Dukes, who has obviously done a fantastic job raising her child:
Look what Mom posted on the day her baby shot and tried to kill this innocent woman
You know you’re a degenerate when your family acts like graduating from high school was some sort of unattainable bar that you cleared after your fourth and final attempt at passing the MCAS. Especially when your version of the English language is almost entirely comprised of emojis:
And you can tell you’re a Mom who has her priorities straight when your kid is off holding up liquor stores with a sawed off shotgun, and you’re sharing booty shots on the Facebook machine?
Yea, if you’ve ever felt the urge to ask someone to take a glamour shot of you with your ass out like it’s a chudstuffer magnet, you might wanna reevaluate your priorities. Just sayin.
She also likes to do the Titanic pose:
And take perfectly normal selfies like this with her adult son:
I know when I go over Grandma Turtleboy’s house she often asks me to take off my shirt so her and I can pose for a bathroom selfie together. It’s cool though, cuz he loves you Mom!!
Better hope she loves you enough to fill up that canteen fund Billy!!
Anyway, the only accurate thing Billy Morris has ever posted on Facebook is this:
You’re right Billy, you ain’t shit. And neither is your 17 year old friend who we will no doubt be making famous alongside you in the near future.
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