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LA Looks Lester Advertises His Unemployment Fraud Business In Milford Area Facebook Groups By Writing Letters From Fake Companies He Created Saying He Laid You Off

 

This is John Chase, originally from Milford but now living in Boston.

He’s got life by the balls, as can be seen by his cash money mouse pads, computers, fancy swivel chairs, in-home topless modeling career, and ducks.

Recently he’s been posting all over community Facebook pages in and around Milford, offering to commit unemployment fraud by drafting letters to send to the state in order to get approved for pandemic unemployment assistance.

Not quite sure what “fact finding” means, or how much he charges for this service, so someone found out.

He created a bunch of fake companies before the pandemic, writes you a letter on “company” letterhead saying they had to let you go due to the pandemic, and then confirms it if the state calls up the “company” (him). For that you can collect thousands of dollars in unemployment and he only charges you $100. Not a bad scam!

I wanted to speak to him about this so I could get in on the grift, so I sent John a friend request and message and he got back to me quickly. Clarence Woods Emerson must look like a sucker because LA Looks Lester jacked up his price to $120.

But what’s the name of the fake company I was laid off from? I should probably check to make sure that’s a legit company before sending him $120.

Wait…..the fake company he created is a call center for Mass Health? So we’re defrauding the government by stealing from a government program by using a fake company that also works for a government program? Whatever.

After that I realized I was blocked because he must’ve realized he was messaging Turtleboy and explaining how he commits a crime, which is never part of a good business model like ChaseXRS Digital Business Solutions.

Hey fuck stick, maybe if you didn’t block me and took my $120 you’d be able to buy yourself an air conditioner instead of begging strangers on the Internet for a free one.

Or just use your mouse pad.

The COVID lockdowns will go down as one of the greatest blunders in American history. It saved no lives, arguably accelerated the spread by forcing people inside, destroyed hundreds of thousands of businesses in one of the healthiest economies in American history, and enabled so many douchebags like this to make money by defrauding the taxpayers.

 

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32 Comment(s)
  • Ahole
    July 30, 2021 at 10:58 pm

    This pathetic existence of a human, is a huge heroine addict, mentally fucked. The scum of this earth. 0 compassion for a single human being other than himself.

    • B.
      August 5, 2021 at 6:40 pm

      Did he piss you off or something? Cause what he does with his life has nothing to do with you and yours and last time I checked doesn’t even reflect on you so stay bent sweetheart.

  • The angry taint
    July 2, 2021 at 8:45 pm

    I think he’s kinda cute

    • B.
      August 5, 2021 at 6:36 pm

      He is cute isn’t he….my man is amazing

  • Teresa Peter
    July 1, 2021 at 4:42 pm

    Why doesn’t he use that wad of cash to buy an air conditioner? Didn’t he JUST say he gets paid to sit at his computer screen?

  • D.B. Cooper
    July 1, 2021 at 11:26 am

    Looks like the comment squad is getting back together! My day just got better.

    And this guy will get fucked cause he is white. He deserves everything that he gets

  • Inflamed Anus
    Inflamed Anus
    July 1, 2021 at 11:23 am

    “A lot of guys my age have seriously let themselves go, I’m proud at 26 to look this good. Stay fit!” What a fucking looser! Jesus Christ, he acts like he’s in his 60’s.

  • Rodney Dangerfield
    July 1, 2021 at 9:57 am

    You look up the word douchebag in the dictionary and it has his picture!

  • DudeRanchStripClub (me/mine pronouns)
    July 1, 2021 at 7:42 am

    WE’RE BACK BAYBAY!

  • Wootown Trash
    July 1, 2021 at 6:39 am

    Great to see the blog making a comeback by reopening the comments! That was really kinda lame, and all because that Spic kid got all fussy pissy about obsessively counting his upvotes 25-30 times/day. Glad we got through that period and your loyal readers will start stopping by more regularly! Thanks Unc.

  • Michael Giannetti
    Mike Giannetti
    July 1, 2021 at 6:07 am

    I like the selfie he took with the cigarette in his mouth

  • Boe Jiden
    June 30, 2021 at 11:37 pm

    People need the money in the pockets of the working people so the food can be put on the table so that hard working people can be safely taken care of.
    This is about fair policy to what the disease has done to the American Colored folks.
    I wear a mask over my eyes when i sleep.
    I’m Boe Jiden.

    • Inflamed Anus
      Inflamed Anus
      July 1, 2021 at 6:22 am

      These post crack me up

      • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
        Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
        July 2, 2021 at 2:25 am

        Ditto.
        The worst part is, most of them are actual quotes.

  • Ellen Crowley from Woburn
    June 30, 2021 at 9:49 pm

    This is usually the type of activity you would see from some pink-lipped nіgger from Dorchester, or a spic from Lawrence. He’s almost as dumb as those coons from NY that got busted by posing with all their fraudulent PUA cash.

  • whatevuh
    whatevuh
    June 30, 2021 at 9:02 pm

    there are stupid people all over the place, running loose out there with no supervision

  • Barney Fraak
    June 30, 2021 at 8:07 pm

    I had to fire all my male escorts because of the covid…..am I on the hook for there unemployment?

  • Boston Irish
    Boston Irish
    June 30, 2021 at 7:39 pm

    Maura the dyke should be all over this

  • Boston Irish
    Mud duck
    June 30, 2021 at 7:37 pm

    He lives in aback Gay

  • WooWabbitt
    June 30, 2021 at 7:22 pm

    Its Maskachusetts/Taxachusetts so he will get away scott free.
    There is NO WAY that Maura Healey or Rachel Rollins will prosecute anyone who is propagating the unemployment free money to buy Dem votes scam, even a Lilly white male (oops, cis gendered white male beneficiary of the white priviledge patriarchy). He has the right lefty agenda of guaranteed basic income and the big government people are willing to allow a certain degree of fraud to push it into law, even from him.

    Fortunately, the majority of the population can smell the desperation of this agenda and realize that they are the suckers who will pay for it. The “millionaires tax” is a sham and will be a hundrendaries tax” in six months after it passes and the beautiful people (the Obamas included) flee the Vineyard and Nantucket and Swellesley for Florida and the Bahamas

  • J£WS DRINK THE BLOOD OF WHITE CHILDREN
    June 30, 2021 at 6:45 pm

    A scam only a JEW would dream up.

  • Joking and Smoking
    June 30, 2021 at 6:44 pm

    If Tucker Carlson is being spied on by the NSA, the incompetent FBI probably has an entire program dedicated to tracking internet trolls who say mean things.

    Assume everything is tracked, Joe the rapist Biden’s government will not stand for diversity of thought or take a joke. Fuck Biden and his handlers.

    • Boe Jiden
      June 30, 2021 at 11:31 pm

      No we are not at all. The election was held within the rights of the people for the people and by the things. I didnt get covid in my lovely wife Kamala’s basement futon.
      C’mon Man
      I’m Boe Jiden

  • Orion
    June 30, 2021 at 6:42 pm

    I’m totally disgusted at how long this unemployment travesty has continued. People who NEVER got to stop working are still paying taxes, yet Biden’s government is going to PAY lazy liberal shitfucks to go back to work. And they still won’t fucking do it. That’s how you secure votes, folks. Rich old white men giving away free money. And yet they’ll all claim they hate white people.

    P.S. Comments are back, bitches! That was a slap in the face after years of support.

  • Calm WhiteDad
    CalmWhiteDad
    June 30, 2021 at 6:33 pm

    Openly committing fraud on Facebook is epically fucking retarded. Lucky for him it’s Maskachusetts! He isn’t brown though so he may not get away with it. Better call himself an lgbhiv+ or tranny or spic real quick. Otherwise, the white supremacist enforcement fags at the Department of injustice will be knocking on his triple deckah door.

  • george costanza
    The angry taint
    June 30, 2021 at 5:59 pm

    I just realized the comment section is back to the old sign in.

    • TBS comments are back
      June 30, 2021 at 6:38 pm

      Yeah… how about that.

      • Inflamed Anus
        July 1, 2021 at 6:26 am

        Thank god, the login KILLED the hilarious comments. The comments were as good or sometimes better than the blog.

    • The angry taint
      June 30, 2021 at 9:59 pm

      I realized after I was watching midget porn on youporn, cleaned up with a paper towel and logged right in.

      • Judge Dread
        June 30, 2021 at 10:00 pm

        you filthy animal

      • george costanza
        The angry taint
        June 30, 2021 at 11:00 pm

        Be original, you’re mom is a saint for shitting you out and surviving….cunt

  • george costanza
    The angry taint
    June 30, 2021 at 5:58 pm

    I think this submissive looks like Sonny from I’Robot with hair in that first pic.

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