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Lawyer’s Son Finally Arrested In Enfield Killing, But The Lawyer And His Son’s Gangsta Meat Magnet Girlfriend Should Be Too Since They Let A 16 Year Old Die And Fled With The Killer To Hartford

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Update on the Enfield, CT killing we covered last week. Read it here if need to catch up. Basically it was alarming that only the shitstain who had done the stabbing was facing manslaughter charges. Meanwhile the stabbing took place at the town attorney’s house, he claims he was sleeping, and his rapper son Michael Cerrato fled the scene right after the killing and ran to Hartford with the killer to try to establish an alibi. Yet he was not arrested. Until yesterday:

Like father, like son.

But honestly, there should be two more arrests. This police report is shocking. The neighbor who called 911 saw Michael Cerrato say to the victim while he lay gasping for air, “get up mother fucker,” before getting into the getaway car with his girlfriend and the killer and saying, “let’s go the cops are coming, they’re on the monitor” because they had a scanner:

Then Dad the lawyer (Mark Cerrato) came outside, saw the victim trying to get up, and did nothing to help him. Meanwhile, Michael Cerrato and his unnamed girlfriend both told the same lie in sworn written statements, claiming that neither was around when the victim was killed, and that they were hanging out in Hartford….

The Dad said that he was awoken by the victim’s friend (who drove Justin Brady there and apparently was the only person who tried helping him) who had two cell phones on him, and that Dad tried to call 911 but couldn’t because the phone was locked.

Shyheim “Trey” Adams was arrested in Hartford, but not before his aunt lied for him and said that he wasn’t home. The cops caught him walking out of the home 20 minutes after being lied to by her about his whereabouts. The day after the killing Michael Cerrato’s girlfriend then recanted her story, admitted she was there, and told the cops what happened – she saw Trey stab Justin Brady several times in the back with a knife belonging to Michael Cerrato, then they went back into the house, he changed, and the three of them fled to Hartford before the cops arrived in order to have an alibi.

During the drive to Hartford Trey said that the bloody knife was hidden underneath a mattress in Cerrato’s sister’s room. The attorney once again claimed he slept through the entire thing, but awoke to see his son driving away in his Rav-4.

Then Michael Cerrato admitted that he had lied about not being there….

Michael then told the victim’s friend that they had to get out of there, and that he better not snitch.

Then get this. The victim’s friend saw the lawyer close the garage door after his son had fled, then came to the front door and said, “I don’t know what to tell you” after being asked for help. According to the victim’s friend the lawyer is also lying about the cell phone being locked, as he began to call the cops and then stopped.

It’s really simple – the lawyer and the girlfriend both need to be arrested too. The kid died in the hospital at 1:33 AM, hours after the stabbing. His life could’ve been saved if the lawyer or the girlfriend had a soul and tried to administer first aid or call for help. Instead his body was dragged around and he lost critical amounts of blood. Dad never called 911. He knew his son was a drug dealing piece of shit and enabled him by buying him a Audi while he pursued a rap career. Look at the shit he’s been posting over the last 3 yeas alone:

He was as young as 15 in some of those pictures. And he’s posting pics of himself smoking blunts, flashing cash, and putting in on Facebook. What kind of negligent parent doesn’t see that as a red flag?

Meanwhile the girlfriend got into the car with him and fled to Hartford, then lied about it to cops, before getting caught and recanting her statement. She basically did the exact same thing as Cerrato, except she’s getting a pass. Meanwhile she knew EXACTLY the type of maggot she was in bed with and loved every minute of being the gangsta meat magnet that she is……

Case closed. Arrest them all.

16 Comment(s)
  • BoiDoneBeFamousYo
    September 19, 2018 at 11:07 pm

    Niga be like in da big house now.

  • Akihito
    September 19, 2018 at 4:10 pm

    Douchebag had everything & tossed it away unless daddie’s buddies can fix it for him because he’s a good boy. If I was the murdered kid’s family those folks would never walk again

  • Bertha Von Nation
    September 19, 2018 at 4:06 pm

    The father won’t even get a slap on the wrist. He’s going to walk free, as will his spoiled rotten adopted bastard. That’s what having money gets you. That poor kid was only 16, just a baby. His parents should sue the fuck out of this lawyer! He “started to call 911” then suddenly stopped? WTF?? He is without a doubt just as guilty as the mother fucker who stabbed that kid! Justin’s family needs to own everything these murders have!

  • Pretty Toney
    September 19, 2018 at 12:47 pm

    Enfield is a nice town. With that in mind, all of these individuals should suffer some form of consequence. This would discourage similar behavior in the future.

  • Lily White
    September 19, 2018 at 12:41 pm

    I don’t know why everyone is doubting the legitimacy of his rap career. He’s got all the requirements:
    Murdered someone.

  • Fucking Nonsense
    September 19, 2018 at 12:35 pm

    The scumbag’s “father” is complicit in ALL OF THIS! Attorney my ass! You know the law FUCKER! You left this kid to die! You are as GUILTY as that demon spawn you adopted! Karma is going to be a BITCH to you!

  • Crispy C
    September 19, 2018 at 10:38 am

    Someone has to know the girlfriend’s name. I wanna see pics of this fuckin ho.

  • ChrisInShrewsbury
    September 19, 2018 at 9:58 am

    More black on white (violent) crime that mass media ignores. Meanwhile, cops doing their job are lambasted.

    If Obama had a son, he’d look like Shyhiem. The Enfield police acted stupidly.

  • Dave
    September 19, 2018 at 9:48 am

    Thats a very dark mulatto, are we sure the wigger is the father?

    • Momma be like
      September 19, 2018 at 10:06 am


      • Blah-Blee
        September 19, 2018 at 1:19 pm

        He adopted the little thug when he was 8 years old. Tried pulling those I’m saving the world one ghetto kid at time. These little wannabe gangsters spend hours upon hours outside blasting music, and yelling, playing basketball in the street into the wee hours of the night. The neighborhood is fed up with the bullshit, I know this because it’s my family member who lives there and called 911 when he was awoken that night. Guess the saying is true, you can take the scum out of the ghetto but you can’t take the ghetto out of the scum.

  • Fo Sho
    Not wid my dick
    September 19, 2018 at 5:56 am

    The wigger daddy should spend some time in a cell gettin his starfish pounded.

  • White Guilty
    September 19, 2018 at 4:35 am

    So Daddy Whore Bucks was awakened by the sound of a RAV 4 exiting his garage, but slept soundly through a loud fight and vicious murder that occurred on his doorstep? The ruckus was loud enough for a NEIGHBOR to wake up and call it in.

    I’m sure he was still counting sheep when the hoodbooger express ran back into the house to hide the bloody clothes and murder weapon. Something stinks here, and it’s not just those dirty dreadlocks.

  • The Vorlon
    The Vorlon
    September 19, 2018 at 4:23 am

    The only way to “help” this group of idiots is to give them Excedrin headache .357.

    You can’t fix stupid.

    • Eugene
      September 19, 2018 at 7:09 pm

      Don’t waste a center fire cartridge on this vermin.Two 22 LR in the back of head.

  • Padrone
    September 19, 2018 at 2:27 am

    The adoptive father has white guilt tho! He’s just trying to help his adoptive son!
    What a pieces of garbage.

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