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Let’s Identify These Two Chuds Who Keep Vandalizing A North Reading Veteran’s House Because He Has Trump Signs  


Fox 25 NewsPolice are asking for the public’s help in identifying a group who went on a tear in North Reading removing pro-Donald Trump posters from a home’s front porch.” They wanted to get in and out as quick as possible if you time it is about 16 seconds,” said homeowner Robert Gallo. These well-planned acts of vandalism are a clear sign of the times. 

“No one wants to meet in the middle if you’re for Trump at all, you’re the enemy and it goes both ways,” Gallo said. Gallo says this is the third time vandals struck his pro-Trump signage. In April they spray-painted them and in June they ripped them up. But each time they come back, he says they’ll have an even bigger target just to annoy them.

“I do have to admit that’s the goal,” Gallo said after ordering three more signs. “Now I have a Trump and Melania stand up which will be a little extra each time just to let them know I’m not gonna take the signs down.”

Despite trying to cause harm, these vandals are only galvanizing local supporters who have already donated hundreds of dollars to Gallo to replace anything damaged.

Do your thing turtle riders – someone must recognize these sewer guppies.

That is exactly what I would imagine two goons who don’t like Donald Trump that much would look like. No hope, no future, no chicks. And they’re looking for someone to blame their own personal failures on.

Anyway, hit me up at Clarence Woods Emerson on Facebook, or send me an email to if you know who they are. And if they have social media please remember to screenshot everything because they will most likely be deactivating as they always do.



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60 Comment(s)
  • Samuel
    September 22, 2020 at 4:27 am

    I am willing to bet they’re from Lawrence and they came down Route 28 multiple times just to do that.

  • Chris Tranos
    July 24, 2020 at 9:20 pm

    i’d say the colored boy is the bottom

  • Cheddah
    July 23, 2020 at 6:29 pm

    Life must get pretty boring after being the popular token black kid in high school. Ripping up Trump signs is a good way to stay relevant I guess.. Grow up you fucking loser.

  • Bigdaddy
    July 23, 2020 at 9:57 am

    The black guy has that”I sleep on the ground” look to him with the nappy flat in the back afro and regular dirty on the front REALLY dirty on the back shirt and pants combo, the white guy is sporting that “fresh out of the shower last decade” look to him with his prison cumstained pillow case shirt and extra dirty knees on his pants….from you know Praying!

  • Cum On Deface
    July 22, 2020 at 10:42 pm

    Afterwards they went back to that ratty couch in the filthy little apartment and sucked each others dicks…

  • Fake Rant Queen
    July 22, 2020 at 7:33 pm

    So the white one is wearing… a toga? Or maybe that’s the bed sheet he used to escape from his court-ordered “residential program”.

  • JoeMomma
    July 22, 2020 at 5:49 pm

    I know how to make them suffer….

    Defund Welfare

    Forcing them to work in order to eat is a fitting punishment, and think of the savings to us taxpayers.

  • The Ghost of Võ Nguyên Giáp
    July 22, 2020 at 1:48 pm

    May I humbly suggest replacing the mulched shrubbery with a tiger trap? That’s how we caught John J. Rambo.

  • tim Fenton
    Kap swallows
    July 22, 2020 at 1:24 pm

    The white punk looks like a young Chris Elliot. Love to see them run afoul of a sadistic biker gang. My guess is they’ll be I.D.’d quickly.

  • Gunnery Sgt
    July 22, 2020 at 12:22 pm

    I would wait for these ass clowns with a loaded rifle. I would give them 1 warning shot, but only 1

    • Fake Rant Queen
      July 22, 2020 at 7:35 pm

      Or a paint gun.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    July 22, 2020 at 10:56 am

    Middle of the night vandals, just like the cowards they are.

    Certainly didn’t miss work from the midnight vandalism, both of these Biden supporters have never worked in their lives

  • Independent Thinker
    July 22, 2020 at 6:37 am

    Our trespass laws are useless. Others have no right to come onto private property in order to litter and vandalize private property.

    Now, based upon the appearance of these two clowns, is there any question as to why nobody will hire them? Some people are unemployed, while others are unemployable. But I’m a racist for pointing this out.

    • Aidan k
      July 22, 2020 at 9:48 am

      Aidan loves little boys

      • Well...
        July 22, 2020 at 1:09 pm

        You posted your name as Aidan then proceeded to say Aidan likes little boys. Is this a confession???

  • Robert Contardo
    July 22, 2020 at 12:07 am

    If they try this shit at my house they better be wearing masks or I will have to send them some scathing emails. Peace out!

  • Norm
    July 21, 2020 at 10:53 pm

    I suggest the M18A1 Claymore directional anti-personnel mine

    • The Spic Tormentor
      Spic Tormentor
      July 21, 2020 at 11:22 pm

      Bamboo spike pit would also be cool

      • Leah Mertes
        July 22, 2020 at 10:39 am

        punji pit

      • george costanza
        The angry taint
        July 22, 2020 at 1:55 pm

        I think the zombieland movie piano drop would be appropo.

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    July 21, 2020 at 10:52 pm

    Such a powerful show of solidarity from a biracial gay couple.

    • stpaulchuck
      July 22, 2020 at 12:12 pm


  • Boe Jiden
    Rabid Intolerance
    July 21, 2020 at 10:49 pm

    Look closely at these two. If you gaze near enough you will see frustration and failure.
    Beholden and smitten to a cause that allows infantile justification of destruction. A mere sign or statement mocks their own inward insecurities. True Fanatics to their beliefs like a hooligan to a Franchise
    Animalistic, reactionary, and baseless emotionality toward a mere placard. If the World is their Oyster, then they dig in the Sahara.

  • NEwarlord
    July 21, 2020 at 10:25 pm

    Faggot fucking leftists can all drink bleach and save me the ammo.

    • Aidan
      July 22, 2020 at 9:50 am

      Your hero trump was the one to suggest to drink bleach. Keep touching little boys

      • Chris Tranos
        July 22, 2020 at 10:43 am

        hello cock swallower, at no time did your president, DONALD TRUMP, suggest that anybody swallow bleach, that is a fabrication of your far left, mentally unstable masters. Do you suck as hard as your mom did?

      • Rip van Winklevoss
        July 22, 2020 at 11:07 am

        Looks like we have a butt-hurt liberal troll.

        Imma gonna guess it’s that Boston College slut, but it could be a lot of people. Plenty of truth haters here in the Bay State.

        • Aidan
          July 22, 2020 at 1:02 pm

          I am the boston college slut. Wanna buy my onlyfans daddy?

      • Boo hoo you crybaby bitch aidan
        July 22, 2020 at 12:25 pm

        He said to inject it. Get it right

  • Peter Dautel
    July 21, 2020 at 9:13 pm

    Do their parents know they are out of the basement “apartment?”

  • Sum Yung Ho
    July 21, 2020 at 9:00 pm

    I saw them drinking scorpion bowls at Kitty’s without masks on.

  • Racist
    July 21, 2020 at 8:37 pm

    You are racist and your people are racist and this summer you all will burn.

    Our tranny hands will peel the skin from Mr. Kearny’s bones and his children’s bones.

    Our she penises are cumming for Mr. Kearny.

    • H.Ler
      July 21, 2020 at 10:09 pm

      You sound like my friend

    • Hler
      July 21, 2020 at 10:09 pm

      You sound like my friend

  • juror seven esq.
    July 21, 2020 at 7:54 pm

    I’m going out on a limb here, what’s the chances that either one of these clowns has ever voted? With apologies to Emmett Kelly for the clown reference.

    July 21, 2020 at 6:29 pm

    I envision a tiger pit with punji sticks. We learned some things from Charlie, time to pay back the commies.

  • North reading hornets
    July 21, 2020 at 6:25 pm

    Gramps dig a big pit with sticks over it and put trump sign at the end. In the morning Santa will have delivered you a colored boy.

  • whatevuh
    Dick Hertz from Holden
    July 21, 2020 at 6:05 pm

    There is a store in Bellingham called New England For Trump . . . . I’ve got a few things there, it’s a great place to buy banners, hats, t-shirts, sweat shirts, stickers etc.

  • moober
    July 21, 2020 at 5:40 pm

    The colored guy shouldn’t be to hard to locate in N Reading.

  • Monty Burns
    July 21, 2020 at 5:12 pm

    I remember when Shredder took care of those hippies on the lawn. Everything wasn’t groovy.

  • Guinea Geisha
    July 21, 2020 at 4:57 pm

    When your Trump signs bring all the boys to the yard… just reload your glock 9… it isn’t that hard.

  • Uncle Remus
    July 21, 2020 at 4:57 pm

    A crackhead and a Jigaboo. If this was a Biden or Liarwatha sign there would be mass hysteria!!!

  • Ben Dover
    July 21, 2020 at 4:51 pm

    Prepare a few 2’x 3′ sections of 1/2″ plywood painted green with 2 or 3″ screws drilled through every couple of inches in a grid pattern. cut the grass very low on area leading to porch signs and place plywood w screws facing up. Cover in grass clippings. Hilarity ensues.

  • marine 1
    July 21, 2020 at 4:48 pm

    An ass full of fuckin buckshot would end this shit…or electrify the signs…LOL

    • Tar baby
      July 21, 2020 at 9:13 pm

      Buy new signs. Also razorwire. Cover railings and posts with razorwire; then hang new signs. Wait for the screams at 3 AM.

  • Bleeding heart vage
    July 21, 2020 at 4:36 pm

    Well if it’s ok for this to happen I think I’ll start burning bags of shit on Biden supporters doorsteps.

  • Bob Murchison
    July 21, 2020 at 4:25 pm

    Step right up dont be shy.Hit Harrambe with a Popeyes chicken sandwich win a prize.

  • North of the Border
    July 21, 2020 at 4:09 pm

    Ah yes, the “tolerant left.”

    Fuck, I can’t even type that anymore without throwing up in my mouth a little.

  • Boston Irish
    Fenway Frank
    July 21, 2020 at 4:07 pm

    I see one pavement ape acting aggressively

  • BucketNutz
    July 21, 2020 at 3:59 pm

    Obama’s children. T

  • WarWack
    July 21, 2020 at 3:56 pm

    Ebony and ivory. May they be crushed lifeless by the old buck on his drive back from Bingo night 2 for 1’s at the VFW hall.

  • Paul Mcelhinney from Woburn
    July 21, 2020 at 3:54 pm

    Let them come to Woburn and try that shit… Ill suck them off so fast they wont know what hit ’em.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    July 21, 2020 at 3:51 pm

    I stand with the vandals! Hate has no home here! Lets all teach that mayo dripping saltine Trump supporter a lesson!

    • Guy Fieri
      July 21, 2020 at 3:52 pm

      How dare you!!!!

      • murdochpatsymcreynolds
        July 21, 2020 at 3:57 pm

        Zip it you repressive white!

        • Did You Know?
          July 21, 2020 at 6:47 pm

          BLM has donated over 93 million dollars to Liawatha. Now when Liawatha denies this like her real heritage, you will have to do a little bit of digging. Actblue organization. You’ll find the answers there.

        • dash suckcock
          July 24, 2020 at 9:18 pm

          suck my cock you ugly beeotch, your cuck husband can take polaroids of the event

  • Eric Wunschel
    July 21, 2020 at 3:49 pm

    To the white guy; perhaps spend some of your heroin money on a sandwich.

    To the black guy; stop skipping leg day fatass

  • Truth
    July 21, 2020 at 3:45 pm

    One side builds. The other destroys. Choose wisely.

  • Donnie Trump
    July 21, 2020 at 3:45 pm

    These two cum guzzlers have the time due to the $600 Democratic bonus. I can’t wait until that ends next week and these two pole smokers have to go back to work at the Dairy Queen.

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