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Lunenburg Public Schools Broom Monkey Popped For Murder After Poke And Choke Goes Awry

If after the poke and choke she won’t smoke, maybe it’s time to call in the police folk.








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SOURCE:  “James P. Vaillancourt, the man charged with murder in connection with the death of a 42-year-old woman whose body was found partially nude, had a strangulation fetish, according to the Turtlegram.

According to Leicester police documents on file in court, the body of victim Corrinna L. Santiago was found nude from the waist up, the Telegram reported. She had a necktie tied tightly around her neck.

Santiago’s body was discovered July 9 inside 69 Walnut St. in Leominster, according to the office of Worcester County District Attorney Joseph Early Jr.

Vaillancourt, 49, resides at 69 Walnut St.

While interviewing one of Vaillancourt’s ex-girlfriends, investigators learned that Vailliancourt had strangled her and other women during sex, according to the Telegram.

“Mr. Vaillancourt had a fetish for strangling females during sexual intercourse,” court documents read, according to the newspaper.

The ex-girlfriend told officers that the last time she had sex with Vaillancourt, he “strangled her to the point she had to hit him to get him to stop.”

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During a dangerousness hearing in Leominster District Court on Wednesday, the charge against Vaillancourt was upgraded to murder, the Telegram reported. Initially, Vaillancourt was charged with assault and battery with a dangerous weapon.”


Wowza. Listen, I know we all have our little kinks that get the juices flowing – there’s really nothing better than a well-placed bite from Mr. NSTB – but once it gets to the point where people need to give you a good ol’ nutpercut to get you to knock it off, it might be time to reevaluate shit… and maybe go back to the vanilla zone for awhile, like strangle wanking while workin’ the gherkin.

Meet James Vaillancourt. He’s from New Bedford, and that should really explain everything. He was a 10+-year veteran sanitational engineer, a poo baron, if you will, at Lunenburg Middle & High Schools…

…who had an affinity for taking selfies in various classrooms throughout the school he was charged with defilthifying.

If you notice in the comments on this particular picture, the woman he killed, Corrinna, is letting him know just how yummy she finds him (gag.) These comments and others date way back into 2014, so it seems they had been carrying on this asphyxifucking situation for awhile now.

His friends also seem uncomfortable with this dude roaming the hallways of a Jr./Sr. high, even if it appears to be in jest. There’s truth in humor, turtles.

“Look up to no good!” “Sinister!!” – yep, both are spot on. Look at that creepy/sly messosexual visage hanging out in the school gym and tell me you wouldn’t expect this guy to reverse Beverly Hills necktie a bitch someday. You can’t. His face just screams it.


Again, not that there’s anything inherently wrong with a good ol’ fashioned chokepoke every now and then. But when you see yourself escalating, when previous partners have had to bitchslap you to get you to stop… you know there’s a problem. At that point, you have a moral responsibility to do something before it escalates and you end up with a topless dead chick in your bed for a few days before turning yourself in.


Did Chokey here attend some sexual deviant groups, seek counseling… something?


Biiiiitch, you thought!


Nah fam, he didn’t. He knew he was escalating and didn’t give a damn. That’s why he left Corrinna ripening in his bed for a couple of days before doing anything about it. I am pretty sure had he gone to the cops right away and spilled the beans, his charges would’ve been left at A&B and would’ve been chalked up as a sad, horrific accident.


The worst part of all of this is, Corrinna

leaves behind a teenage daughter who had to learn the details of her mother’s demise through the mainstream media. I can’t even fathom losing my mom as a teenager, nevermind having to learn of her sexual proclivities that led to her demise with the rest of the world. Yikes. Poor kid, I hope she’s got a strong shoulder to lean on and a counselor on deck.


As for Mr. Doo-doo-ologist


I have a feeling Big Bubba is gonna show him what the other end of a choke and poke feels like. Mark my words, Jimmy James is gonna have the back end blown out of his striped pajamas, and he’s gonna rue the day he ever put his hands around a woman’s neck.










15 Comment(s)
  • Kevin
    July 12, 2021 at 4:49 pm

    I was in walpole with him not a bad guy if he was off before prison definitely changed him …. and for little turtle baby I think its disgusting you exploit people during the worst times of there lives and use it to gain attention..I know for a fact theres a few skeletons in your closet..not to mention how disrespectful this is to the victim… I’ve talked to this man about his crime an know when someone is remorseful an regrets what he did takes alot for a man to take responsibility for what he did .

  • Jason Lagasse
    October 6, 2020 at 9:52 pm

    Hello I would just like to say not all the information is correct in this article I am the Husband of one of corrina’s other children and really would like this article to be repaired in someways if you could please. Corrina’s face nor name should have been in this article it is downright disrespectful to the deceased and the family of so please if you can find it in your heart please make a few changes. Again I careless about what you say about the plunger hero the family doesn’t need this. Thank you

  • BD Fan
    August 4, 2017 at 9:02 am

    This is terrible news, and the gossipy trash- writing is unpalatable. The so called author judged someone by his looks, and insulted every person who works as part of a maintenance staff at any establishment.
    Obviously, it was consensual sex and more than likely not their first time together. Corrina more than likely knew about the asphyxiation during intercourse and was an ongoing participant.
    Just like James had his demons, she obviously did as well. Some news media say she had been clean for 120 days. Sorry, when you depend on methadone, you’re not clean. She may have been a great person, but she too had her demons.
    After James “strangled” her, and she passed away, he probably panicked. Maybe he drank for days. Maybe he was drunk when it happened. Doesn’t make it right, but when people dabble in this practice, accidents occur. For example, the lead singer of INXS.
    This event was tragic for both involved. I’m sorry for everyone involved. It annoys me when the media exposes the private lives of people regardless of whom they hurt.

  • Thomas G
    August 2, 2017 at 3:32 pm

    Omg this is horrible, I knew Jim from school a few years back. I hope this wasn’t intentional, he may have been a bit odd but he was a very caring man.

  • Robert Studivan
    July 26, 2017 at 7:36 am

    This guy was a janitor when I was there. Graduated 2005. He was always a little off. That’s scary!

  • Sonny's Mom
    July 25, 2017 at 8:18 pm

    NSTB: wow, that Other Paper sure went into lots of specific details. Betcha his lawyer will immediately demand a change of venue to Mary Beth Heffernan’s courtroom.

  • Wabbitt
    July 25, 2017 at 7:03 pm

    Dude looks like a bootleg Walter White.

  • wtf
    July 24, 2017 at 9:16 pm

    “Again, not that there’s anything inherently wrong with a good ol’ fashioned chokepoke every now and then. ”


    • Mgg
      July 24, 2017 at 10:42 pm

      you must be 12 if you didn’t know people are into choking

    • Wabbitt
      July 25, 2017 at 7:06 pm

      A little light choking is hot. The trick is to squeeze the carotid artery so you cut off blood flow to the brain, without squeezing the windpipe. You want to induce a euphoric feeling, not stop air flow to the lungs.

  • Millbury High Broom Monkey
    July 24, 2017 at 5:11 pm

    When a couple of your Turtle writers return from summer break this “BROOM MONKEY” might just shove the broom handle up their ass sideways

    • Spankin Monkey.
      July 24, 2017 at 6:39 pm

      Monkey feels butthurt.

  • Jesse Pinkham
    July 24, 2017 at 3:40 pm

    Looks like my ex-partner Walter White in the last pic…maybe he was taping a Breaking a Neck Bad spoof.

    July 24, 2017 at 2:10 pm

    Crazies are everywhere! I think I will just keep practicing Taxidermy on my socks and sexting single moms from POF. I just hate when my dog stares at me while I’m doing it I swear he knows what’s going on. Don’t judge me!

  • Renee's Chin Drippings
    July 24, 2017 at 1:13 pm

    Any priors? Good attorney will get him off w/ a manslaughter rap, maybe time served, with no priors. “It was just consensual sex that went bad, your honor. He did the right thing and called the police and turned himself in.” Like that Central Park case a decade or so ago in NYC.

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