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NECN: A Massachusetts woman was arrested, not once, but twice on Thursday, in connection to two separate incidents in Boston, according to police. Angelina Damelio, 33, of Malden, is scheduled to be arraigned in Boston Municipal Court on Friday on charges of attempted larceny.
Police said officers were walking out of roll call at the Boston Police District A-1 Station on New Sudbury Street at about 4:30 p.m., when Damelio was seen reaching her hand through a safety glass and grabbing the purse belonging to the front desk clerk. Damelio attempted to pull the purse towards her and through the hole in the partition before she was confronted by officers. At that point, police said she caused a disturbance in the lobby while attempting to leave. Damelio was then placed under arrest.
She’s evidently in the market for “Beans”:
Had to look that one up. Apparently it’s short for OC’s. Because two syllables is one too many. If you have a codeword for Oxycotins, chances are you’re probably gonna end up on Turtleboy one day. Just sayin.
Her boy Billy was also in the market for some beans, and luckily their boy Michael Chase informed them that he has them all the time:
You’re telling me this genital juicer right here can get me OC’s?
Never would’ve guessed that.
Shockingly this is not her first arrest, as she was picked up in April on warrants for charges of witness intimidation and whatever “disinter body” is supposed to mean:
And quite frankly, it looks like there are no shortage of Michael Chase’s ready to throw dis-in-her body.
But the problem with raw dog on top of cardboard boxes is that it’s not always consequence free….
Who doesn’t announce to the world that they have a big Hepatitis appointment in the morning? Does this look a bitch who ISN’T on her game?
She’s likely got more crabs than Legal Seafood. Gonna take a little bit more than some Hep-C to phase her.
She also appears to have reproduced, but because of her “disease” she was forced to prioritize “beans” over the reverse cowgirl trophy she fired out of her baby bazooka. Nevertheless, she’s been posting for the last month or so about how she’s getting her shit together and recovery and blah, blah, blah. Of course as we know from experience that the people who post the most about recovery on Facebook are always the first ones to jump back on the sauce.
Same time next week.