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Malden Meat Pirate Arrested In Boston Police Station For Stealing Purse After Being Released For Shoplifting Arrest Is Looking For OCs On Facebook And Wants You To Know About Her Hep-C Appointment

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NECNA Massachusetts woman was arrested, not once, but twice on Thursday, in connection to two separate incidents in Boston, according to police. Angelina Damelio, 33, of Malden, is scheduled to be arraigned in Boston Municipal Court on Friday on charges of attempted larceny.

Police said officers were walking out of roll call at the Boston Police District A-1 Station on New Sudbury Street at about 4:30 p.m., when Damelio was seen reaching her hand through a safety glass and grabbing the purse belonging to the front desk clerk. Damelio attempted to pull the purse towards her and through the hole in the partition before she was confronted by officers. At that point, police said she caused a disturbance in the lobby while attempting to leave. Damelio was then placed under arrest.

Police said about three hours earlier, Damelio had been arrested and charged with shoplifting in Boston Municipal Court after allegedly stealing multiple items from a CVS on Hanover Street in the city’s North End. When a CVS employee confronted her, Damelio allegedly began hitting him with her purse. She then took more items and fled the store. After reviewing surveillance video, police patrolling the area found Damelio nearby and arrested her.

Why is this turning into a ratchet thing now? People committing crimes AT THE POLICE STATION!! Happened last week with the 860 Money Crew father who brought his crackmobile to the Webster police station. I mean, it’s like the one place in the world you shouldn’t commit a crime. Ya know, because that’s where all the cops are. Plus, she did it on the way out after being released from a previous arrest because no one will ever suspect the junkbox who was just arrested for shoplifting in the North End.

According to her Facebook page she lives in Wilmington, which is apparently what Malden meat pirates like this say when they want to pretend that they got further away from Boston. The rest of her page is ratchet gold…..


She’s evidently in the market for “Beans”:

Had to look that one up. Apparently it’s short for OC’s. Because two syllables is one too many. If you have a codeword for Oxycotins, chances are you’re probably gonna end up on Turtleboy one day. Just sayin.

Her boy Billy was also in the market for some beans, and luckily their boy Michael Chase informed them that he has them all the time:

You’re telling me this genital juicer right here can get me OC’s?

Never would’ve guessed that.

Shockingly this is not her first arrest, as she was picked up in April on warrants for charges of witness intimidation and whatever “disinter body” is supposed to mean:

And quite frankly, it looks like there are no shortage of Michael Chase’s ready to throw dis-in-her body.

But the problem with raw dog on top of cardboard boxes is that it’s not always consequence free….

Who doesn’t announce to the world that they have a big Hepatitis appointment in the morning? Does this look a bitch who ISN’T on her game?

She’s likely got more crabs than Legal Seafood. Gonna take a little bit more than some Hep-C to phase her.

She also appears to have reproduced, but because of her “disease” she was forced to prioritize “beans” over the reverse cowgirl trophy she fired out of her baby bazooka. Nevertheless, she’s been posting for the last month or so about how she’s getting her shit together and recovery and blah, blah, blah. Of course as we know from experience that the people who post the most about recovery on Facebook are always the first ones to jump back on the sauce.

Same time next week.

17 Comment(s)
  • Clitty Litter
    June 25, 2018 at 8:10 pm

    I thought that was Howard Stern at first.

  • Vafunculo
    June 25, 2018 at 7:23 pm

    As a resident of Wilmington all my life, I can tell you the Damelios are shitbags. The old man (her grampy) was and is an underworld type. Big thiefs and grifters. Her great uncle was blown away prob 40 years ago in the North End while out on a hit. Fuckin shitbags one and all.

  • Local real local
    Local real local
    June 25, 2018 at 7:22 pm

    Disinternment of a body is covered under MGL ch. 272 sec. 71. The statute covers digging up AND burying or secreting away, assisting therein. Sad that I know that.

    Yes, beans — I thought she was talking about baked for outdoor grilling.

    To TB: has she been featured before, she looks familiar, no?

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    June 25, 2018 at 6:58 pm

    She’s had more traffic thru her crack than the Lincoln Tunnel.

    Probably has gang graffiti on the inside walls of her vag.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    June 25, 2018 at 6:53 pm

    The bags under her eyes are bigger than her tits

  • Why Work?
    June 25, 2018 at 6:43 pm

    I’m proud of the fact the I don’t know “beans” are in drug slang. Beans to me are red kidney, navy beans, chick peas, black beans etc. No shame in not knowing or caring what shit-bag druggies speak of.

    Now that mountain bike in the back is a different matter. Any self respecting criminal would have sold it for $20 already. Front tire is missing probably bc it’s still locked a post or rack somewhere. Seriously see how a drug addicted criminal lives, they have stuff a reasonable apartment she’s not in jail, has a gym membership.

    We should sponsor these ratchets get them cleared of disease and start a TBS porn company. You know this chick and rest on here have and will do anything sexually. Could be profitable.

  • SMH
    June 25, 2018 at 4:33 pm

    Let’s guess who is paying for Hep-C teatment costing as little as $27K for Mavynet to $95K for Harvoni? MassHealth (taxpayers) per chance?

    Beans can be used for several drugs like Adderall and E. Xanax is “bars”, and its co-cocktail additive Gabapentin is Bennies for giving Suboxone or other opiates an enhanced high.

  • Screw PC
    June 25, 2018 at 4:29 pm

    This is exactly why I get annoyed when greasy fuckheads don’t wipe off the gym benches after they use them.

    Next time you go to use the crunch machine, think of the Andromeda Strain snail trail this nasty 12 Monkeys chickenhead left on the seat to infest the next gooch that touches it.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      June 25, 2018 at 6:52 pm

      Oh come now PC – nothing beats some ratchet derived Hep C!

      Is our liver dead yet? YOW!

    June 25, 2018 at 4:19 pm

    Its a bird, it’s a plane, it’s super fupa pig. Or is it just a trashy chick who looks like she’s been doing benzos for the past 13 years? Btw there are no oc’ has not been any around for 10 years. Beans are benzos i.e. klonopin, valium, xanax but definitely not molly. You guys write alot of awesome stuff but when you throw the word ocs around its dumb it makes you sound like you have no idea what you’re talking ng about. I’m just looking out for you so dont take it the wrong way. Shit I would be willing to even help you out with the terms today. You folks are all pretty good writers but then you throw in words like this, it just makes you look out of touch at moments and look like you have not a clue about something’s. Like I said, definitely not attacking anyone that’s not my style. Just trying to help!

  • The angry taint
    The angry taint
    June 25, 2018 at 3:56 pm

    Damn it! I gotta checked now. I thought my yellowing eyes were allergies

  • Jaxson
    June 25, 2018 at 2:58 pm

    Last I knew beans were Xanax

    • Jaxson
      June 25, 2018 at 3:05 pm

      Or molly. Just proves I’m getting old

  • Larry
    June 25, 2018 at 2:08 pm

    Disinter is to dig up a body

    • InsertScreenNameHere
      June 25, 2018 at 5:46 pm

      Yup, TB totally missed the graverobbing!!

  • Dr. Cock
    June 25, 2018 at 1:20 pm

    That bitch’s nose is bigger than her tits.

    Fuck it, I’d fuck her right up the nose.

    • JJ@AOL.COM
      June 25, 2018 at 4:25 pm

      She’s the type of girl you bend over in front of, have her lick your ass but instead of reaching around to play with her nipples. you honk her nose because it’s just so damn big and honkable. I bet she would love it, she looks like a dirty pig that would.. HONK HONK

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