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A bunch of people sent us this Facebook post today (sorry for not responding, we read all of your messages but because all of the admin accounts are suspended we can’t write back, but good on you for sending anyway), showing queefalopes stealing a New Hampshire animal rescue donation jar from the a store counter, while holding a wad of cash in the her other hand:
This is the power of Facebook ladies and gentlemen. This is why it’s such an important tool and should never, ever be censored. Because this has now been shared thousands of times and as a result of that everyone figured out who the perps were within hours.
Initially there was one name that a lot of people were throwing out there…..
I mean, who else could it possibly be? It’s a shitbag in New Hampshire stealing from a charity fundraiser. If the first name that came to mind wasn’t Tony Deyoung, then you don’t know Tony Deyoung. His slogan is literally, “Tony Deyoung does what he wants, when he wants.” This obviously is not something that is above him.
But then again this is Manchester, and there are no shortage of crotch maggots who would do something like this for their next fix. Plus, the guy in the video looks to be there with his girlfriend, and we all know that no girl would ever willingly allow Tony Deyoung to bury the ground beef in her enchilada. Even the skagbag from his videos has standards.
Luckily for Tony the guy who made the post went all free my boi on Tony’s behalf:
Turns out it was actually two different slugpumps – Shawn and Amanda Desjardins:
And as you can see from the pictures all over her Facebook page, they’ve reproduced more than once. Don’t worry Amanda, even though you’re a terrible role model who keeps pictures of her children on her public Facebook page while committing crimes, we will not put the whole family photos up here for the world to see. Unlike you, we actually care about the humiliation your children would feel if that happened.
So what does Amanda do for work?
Oh good, she’s a stay at home Mom. Because who needs a job when you can just steal from animal rescue fundraisers instead? And what kind of responsible mother wouldn’t put her habits before the needs of her children?
In the least surprising news of all time, this is just the latest in a long line of scams by these two skimpanzees. Like in 2013 when Amanda was arrested for trying to rip off a Burger King with a flimflam scam:
A Goffstown woman was arrested in what is called a flim flam scam, in which she allegedly tricked a fast food worker into giving her more change than she was due. Amanda Desjardins, 31, of Goffstown, was charged with theft by deception after turning herself in on July 2. Merrimack Police say they were called to the Burger King on Continental Boulevard on June 29 shortly before 8:30 a.m. for a woman who’d been through the drive-thru and allegedly scammed the worker out of $10 by using a flimflam scam. Desjardins left the area in her vehicle but, with the assistance of some witnesses who gave a description of the vehicle, officers were able to make contact with Desjardins.
It doesn’t get much lazier than a ratchet pulling a flimflam scam. The scammer gives the employee a $10, gets back the appropriate change, and then tells the employee that they gave her a $20. You literally just prey on minimum wage workers and hope they’re dumb enough to believe you.
Then she was arrested again the next year for stealing from a Dunkin Donuts:
A 33-year-old Goffstown woman accused of stealing money from Dunkin’ Donuts in Lee was indicted by a Strafford County Superior Court grand jury this month. Amanda Desjardins, of 31 Paige Hill Road, was indicted on a charge of theft by unauthorized taking stemming from an incident that occurred on Aug. 21. According to the indictment, Desjardins “exercised unauthorized control” over money belonging to Dunkin’ Donuts. Desjardins has previously been convicted of a felony theft charge as well as a misdemeanor theft charge. According to a Merrimack Police log, Desjardins was accused in June for an incident in which she allegedly tricked a fast food worker at Burger King into giving her more change than she was due. In the Dunkin’ Donuts case, Desjardins faces a potential sentence of 3½ to 7 years in prison and up to a $4,000 fine.
But don’t get it twisted, she doesn’t JUST steal from chain fast food joints. She also hits up gas stations:
And is constantly getting google trophies for willfull concealment and warrants:
Of course it was Amanda’s job to steal the donation jar because she’s sneakthief of the family. Shawn doesn’t do willfull concealment. He sticks to conspiracy to violate drug laws, reckless conduct, and resisting arrest.
It’s not their fault though – they got that “disease” that’s been going around:
“I am not defending her actions.”
Yea, you’re just justifying and excusing them. Way better. And instead of blaming them for their shitty behavior you’re blaming people on Facebook for “shaming” them. Well guess what hun? Public shaming works. It’s why we do it. Do you have any idea how many people ask themselves, “will this get me on Turtleboy” before engaging in borderline ratcet behavior?
I’ll tell you what wasn’t working – letting Amanda off the hook time and time again for stealing from people. How many times does one have to get arrested before you realize that they’re just ratchet to their core? The worst part is that they have two innocent children. Kids should be able to look up to their parents. Instead Mom and Dad are just a constant source of potential embarrassment. Take away their kids and see what means more to them – the love of their family or the love of heroin and cash. Bet you that “disease” gets cured pretty quickly.