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Manchester Hogbeast With No Connection To McGarvey’s Victim Opportunistically Attempts To Sell T-Shirts, Wants Us To Aid In The Scam

Earlier today we got a message in the inbox from someone who goes by “Panda Lin” on Facebook, and it’s left me pretty salty.


When I clicked on the link, I found this:


That’s not “awareness”, porkchop. That’s poorly designed t-shirts selling for $19.99 and sweatshirts for $29.99. Not only is she trying to profit from what happened, she lazily mailed it in on the design. Useless. Considering this chick readily admits she has absolutely no personal connection to the victim whatsoever, and judging from the description for this “campaign”,


I think we can all venture a guess as to where the proceeds will be going. Not to the victim, who is currently hospitalized after having his skull stomped in by a group of juiced-up scumbags in “STAFF” shirts. What kind of scumbag tries and cash in on something like this? I’ll tell you what kind –


The kind that’s plus-sized, blonde, and stupid enough to try to get us to take part in this. And make no mistake, her main concern was seeing that we’d offer up some free advertising for her scummy t-shirt scheme. She claimed to know the guy who filmed the horrific encounter –



But obviously not that well, because she couldn’t even get him to reach out to us, and they’re not even friends on Facebook. Be more suspicious, pork chop Panda. You can’t.


Anyway, here you go. I just shared your shitty t-shirt scheme. You’re welcome. Now kindly go fuck yourself.

39 Comment(s)
  • Leonard Washington
    January 8, 2020 at 10:41 am

    In 5 years she’ll weigh a deuce-and-a-half but for now she’s a solid young thing worthy of a night of strenuous fun. Sweet cushion.

  • Real_Finn
    January 3, 2020 at 4:48 pm

    Because nothing screams classy like a sweatshirt/tee-shirt that starts with “Fuck [whatever]”. Dummies.

    Get Fucked,

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      January 3, 2020 at 5:36 pm

      The ink is classy too

    • only straight guy in Northampton
      January 3, 2020 at 8:13 pm

      PS Fuck you Finn

  • Wally Walmart
    January 3, 2020 at 4:26 pm

    Those are sweet, I’ll take 0 please.

  • Buck Nasty
    January 3, 2020 at 3:56 pm

    A white chick built for BBC. Wanna pet my anaconda?

  • Startled Pancake
    January 3, 2020 at 12:35 pm

    She doesn’t look all that fat.

    I’d probably accept a blowjob. I’d definitely accept a tugjob.

    • Startled Pancake
      January 3, 2020 at 12:37 pm

      I rescind that statement as the hoodbooger pix didn’t load the first time.

      No, I would not.

      Although Bristol, you can call me anytime.
      I will SHO U RITE!!!

  • Cheesemo
    January 3, 2020 at 10:57 am

    I’d let her lick the back of my ball bag
    I’d also let her weirdo boyfriend watch

  • Spic Tormentor
    January 3, 2020 at 10:54 am

    I fucked that bag of ricotta cheese a few weeks back. She kept getting winded and her clam smelled like old deli meat.

  • randiguy2006
    January 3, 2020 at 10:10 am

    Where to the proceeds from TB shirt sales go?

  • randiguy2006
    January 3, 2020 at 10:08 am

    It’s called capitalism.

  • common sense is thin around here
    January 3, 2020 at 9:41 am

    Pretty sure it has nothing to do with how or if she’s profiting and more about mass producing a bunch of people to virally condemn the bar…. she probably is getting nothing, if anything, from the sale of the shirts.

    • Tad Pole
      January 3, 2020 at 10:59 am

      You are an ignorant ignorant asshole

  • Bad Dog
    January 3, 2020 at 9:39 am

    someone send Bristol to the doghouse for this article because this is g a r b a g e. Unc needs to come in and deliver the muzzle in her own shit because this is a bad stain on the TB site.

  • Now what
    January 3, 2020 at 9:36 am

    It’s America and anyone can profit from making T shirts. This article is trash.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    January 3, 2020 at 9:24 am


  • Big Willie
    January 3, 2020 at 8:57 am

    Literally seen bouncers beat the breaks off guys at this bar. This isn’t the first time. It does not matter who made the shirt I am supporting this movement.

  • hartf811
    Dis hous
    January 3, 2020 at 8:48 am

    Gotta get me meez one of dem filters. me be thinner, taller and whita. Tink anyones wil knoz?

  • Hipsterbeard Beta-Cuckstein
    January 3, 2020 at 7:58 am

    The guy who filmed it works for Worcester Magazine but they still haven’t done a story? I’ve got a better bicycle, they’d be super jealous.

  • Do Better
    January 3, 2020 at 6:57 am

    Not impressed with this article, TB. Shame blatant losers, not ones you’re plainly using pure speculation to shame. At least know she’s pocketing the cash before you allow all these perverts to talk about fucking her in her “pig ass” you have kids. do better.

    • hartf811
      January 3, 2020 at 8:31 am

      Yes be horrified at the comments on this site. What’s next for you? Realization that water is wet and fire is hot? Sanctimonious douche.

      • Hypocrital fuckhead
        January 3, 2020 at 11:57 am

        so we’re supposed to be outraged by a junkie calling his kid a fat fucking pig, but not have the same sentiments when creepy fat white chuds with their NRA stickers and their chodes sit behind their phones and use their fat sausage thumbs to type what they’re gonna do to some girl we’re dragging through the mud through speculation, and literally nothing of merit to go off of? TB wants to stop getting dragged through the mud with being censored and hurled from places like adsense but as long as garbage blogs that trash TB’s merit are posted and everyone let’s to see the type of commentors TB brings in, talking about fucking some girl like porky the fucking pig, I’m sure all the left-wing outrage Unc gets pissed about is warranted. He wants to please the audience he tries to reach out to in California with his latest investigative story but the audience this shit brings in is like trying to sell that your family is a prize when it’s full of two bit hookers. c’mon now.

        • Real_Finn
          January 4, 2020 at 3:47 pm



          Get Fucked,

  • Farmer Hogg
    January 3, 2020 at 5:57 am

    I think she was Pig of the Month in Porks Illustrated over the summer….

  • Iloveyoutracey
    January 3, 2020 at 5:52 am

    Meanwhile I’m
    In love Tracey Milanovich Shes hot …

  • T.R.
    January 3, 2020 at 4:23 am

    I’d give the chunkstress a poke in the rump.
    Face down, shoulders on the mattress, ass way up with her holding a copious cheek in each hand, spreading the flanks. That’s the ticket.
    Normally, this would be on professional terms butt this one is recreational.

    • Startled Pancake
      January 3, 2020 at 12:40 pm

      Ah, you are into erotic fiction writing I see.

      “Dear Penthowse, I don;t normally write letter like this…”

      A bravura performance. It was almost like the real thing.

      • T.R.
        January 4, 2020 at 3:13 am

        Penthouse is old news. Literotica is the thing, now, lol.

        This wasn’t even close. Plus this is a brief, semi-detailed hypothetical versus an outlandish claim.
        No tales of going 5 rounds or packing a yuge dingus. No bondage, either. Not that it hadn’t crossed my mind for this one, hahaa.
        I will admit that these are fun to write and the challenge of using descriptive metaphors for the anatomy and the action that haven’t been entirely worn out by redundancy helps to keep it interesting.

  • Jaxon
    January 3, 2020 at 1:05 am

    My God she’s just another example of abortion gone wrong

  • Silencio Dogood
    January 3, 2020 at 12:36 am

    the star of david tat on her rump roast arm belies her true nature, making shekels on both ends of America’s decline.

  • Amanda Sawyers stunt penis
    January 2, 2020 at 11:59 pm


  • Chip Striker
    January 2, 2020 at 11:56 pm

    If she’s selling them to buy a Peloton….


  • Full Metal Ratchet
    January 2, 2020 at 11:50 pm

    She needs to lay off those Popeyes chicken sandwiches…

  • x
    January 2, 2020 at 11:23 pm

    How much do you think it cost her to have those printed?

    If — I say again if — she just wants to see the bar shut down and was just trying to get her money back so she can break even, then, maybe…

    Although I think TB is right

    • FYI
      January 3, 2020 at 4:15 am

      Those shirts are printed and shipped on demand. I bet the shipping $$ is ridiculous.
      She never touches them, totally online setup and design.
      You never know what you get for quality and sizing. I would predict at least one size small and very thin material with DTG artwork. That’s Direct To Garment, done similar to an inkjet printer, not very long lasting.
      The sweatshirts are probably comparable to a heavyweight t shirt in thickness.
      If you look up the company, you’ll be able to find out what her cut is per piece.

  • Rod Ramsey
    January 2, 2020 at 11:12 pm

    I’ll take two!

  • Free School Lunch I Bet
    January 2, 2020 at 10:38 pm

    She’s obviously starving to death and needs the money

    • only straight guy in Northampton
      January 2, 2020 at 11:08 pm

      For a minute I wondered who downvoted this post but then I realized its probably her boyfriend with the upside down head ( i,e, hair on wrong side) an that was how he checks to see if she’s ready to bang, has to dip his thumb in till he finds the right wet spot, remember SweatHogs like that have a lot of folds which hold moisture, gotta hit the right spot…

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