Earlier today we got a message in the inbox from someone who goes by “Panda Lin” on Facebook, and it’s left me pretty salty.
When I clicked on the link, I found this:
That’s not “awareness”, porkchop. That’s poorly designed t-shirts selling for $19.99 and sweatshirts for $29.99. Not only is she trying to profit from what happened, she lazily mailed it in on the design. Useless. Considering this chick readily admits she has absolutely no personal connection to the victim whatsoever, and judging from the description for this “campaign”,
I think we can all venture a guess as to where the proceeds will be going. Not to the victim, who is currently hospitalized after having his skull stomped in by a group of juiced-up scumbags in “STAFF” shirts. What kind of scumbag tries and cash in on something like this? I’ll tell you what kind –
The kind that’s plus-sized, blonde, and stupid enough to try to get us to take part in this. And make no mistake, her main concern was seeing that we’d offer up some free advertising for her scummy t-shirt scheme. She claimed to know the guy who filmed the horrific encounter –
But obviously not that well, because she couldn’t even get him to reach out to us, and they’re not even friends on Facebook. Be more suspicious, pork chop Panda. You can’t.
Anyway, here you go. I just shared your shitty t-shirt scheme. You’re welcome. Now kindly go fuck yourself.
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In 5 years she’ll weigh a deuce-and-a-half but for now she’s a solid young thing worthy of a night of strenuous fun. Sweet cushion.
Because nothing screams classy like a sweatshirt/tee-shirt that starts with “Fuck [whatever]”. Dummies.
Get Fucked,
Finn
The ink is classy too
PS Fuck you Finn
Those are sweet, I’ll take 0 please.
A white chick built for BBC. Wanna pet my anaconda?
She doesn’t look all that fat.
I’d probably accept a blowjob. I’d definitely accept a tugjob.
I rescind that statement as the hoodbooger pix didn’t load the first time.
No, I would not.
Although Bristol, you can call me anytime.
I will SHO U RITE!!!
I’d let her lick the back of my ball bag
I’d also let her weirdo boyfriend watch
I fucked that bag of ricotta cheese a few weeks back. She kept getting winded and her clam smelled like old deli meat.
Where to the proceeds from TB shirt sales go?
It’s called capitalism.
Pretty sure it has nothing to do with how or if she’s profiting and more about mass producing a bunch of people to virally condemn the bar…. she probably is getting nothing, if anything, from the sale of the shirts.
You are an ignorant ignorant asshole
someone send Bristol to the doghouse for this article because this is g a r b a g e. Unc needs to come in and deliver the muzzle in her own shit because this is a bad stain on the TB site.
It’s America and anyone can profit from making T shirts. This article is trash.
Would
Literally seen bouncers beat the breaks off guys at this bar. This isn’t the first time. It does not matter who made the shirt I am supporting this movement.
Gotta get me meez one of dem filters. me be thinner, taller and whita. Tink anyones wil knoz?
The guy who filmed it works for Worcester Magazine but they still haven’t done a story? I’ve got a better bicycle, they’d be super jealous.
Not impressed with this article, TB. Shame blatant losers, not ones you’re plainly using pure speculation to shame. At least know she’s pocketing the cash before you allow all these perverts to talk about fucking her in her “pig ass” you have kids. do better.
Yes be horrified at the comments on this site. What’s next for you? Realization that water is wet and fire is hot? Sanctimonious douche.
so we’re supposed to be outraged by a junkie calling his kid a fat fucking pig, but not have the same sentiments when creepy fat white chuds with their NRA stickers and their chodes sit behind their phones and use their fat sausage thumbs to type what they’re gonna do to some girl we’re dragging through the mud through speculation, and literally nothing of merit to go off of? TB wants to stop getting dragged through the mud with being censored and hurled from places like adsense but as long as garbage blogs that trash TB’s merit are posted and everyone let’s to see the type of commentors TB brings in, talking about fucking some girl like porky the fucking pig, I’m sure all the left-wing outrage Unc gets pissed about is warranted. He wants to please the audience he tries to reach out to in California with his latest investigative story but the audience this shit brings in is like trying to sell that your family is a prize when it’s full of two bit hookers. c’mon now.
tl;dr
what?
Get Fucked,
Finn
I think she was Pig of the Month in Porks Illustrated over the summer….
Meanwhile I’m
In love Tracey Milanovich Shes hot …
I’d give the chunkstress a poke in the rump.
Face down, shoulders on the mattress, ass way up with her holding a copious cheek in each hand, spreading the flanks. That’s the ticket.
Normally, this would be on professional terms butt this one is recreational.
Ah, you are into erotic fiction writing I see.
“Dear Penthowse, I don;t normally write letter like this…”
A bravura performance. It was almost like the real thing.
Penthouse is old news. Literotica is the thing, now, lol.
This wasn’t even close. Plus this is a brief, semi-detailed hypothetical versus an outlandish claim.
No tales of going 5 rounds or packing a yuge dingus. No bondage, either. Not that it hadn’t crossed my mind for this one, hahaa.
I will admit that these are fun to write and the challenge of using descriptive metaphors for the anatomy and the action that haven’t been entirely worn out by redundancy helps to keep it interesting.
My God she’s just another example of abortion gone wrong
the star of david tat on her rump roast arm belies her true nature, making shekels on both ends of America’s decline.
Would
If she’s selling them to buy a Peloton….
Gross.
She needs to lay off those Popeyes chicken sandwiches…
How much do you think it cost her to have those printed?
If — I say again if — she just wants to see the bar shut down and was just trying to get her money back so she can break even, then, maybe…
Although I think TB is right
Those shirts are printed and shipped on demand. I bet the shipping $$ is ridiculous.
She never touches them, totally online setup and design.
You never know what you get for quality and sizing. I would predict at least one size small and very thin material with DTG artwork. That’s Direct To Garment, done similar to an inkjet printer, not very long lasting.
The sweatshirts are probably comparable to a heavyweight t shirt in thickness.
If you look up the company, you’ll be able to find out what her cut is per piece.
I’ll take two!
She’s obviously starving to death and needs the money
For a minute I wondered who downvoted this post but then I realized its probably her boyfriend with the upside down head ( i,e, hair on wrong side) an that was how he checks to see if she’s ready to bang, has to dip his thumb in till he finds the right wet spot, remember SweatHogs like that have a lot of folds which hold moisture, gotta hit the right spot…