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Manchester Momma Cheesehog Drug Kingpin Who Once Starred On Jerry Springer Arrested With Crack, Heroin, Cash, And $6K In Gift Cards In Kid’s Bedroom

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Manchester Momma Cheesehog Drug Kingpin Who Once Starred On Jerry Springer Arrested With Crack, Heroin, Cash, And $6K In Gift Cards In Kid’s Bedroom

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Here’s a mother of the year candidate out of Manchvegas…..

She kept the drugs and nearly $60 G’s in her kid’s bedroom.

She’s driving around dirty with a newborn while carrying a whole bunch of crack cocaine, heroin, and $7 G’s cash.

She sells drugs out of her house and accepts Applebee’s gift cards as payment.

With parenting skills like that she’d be head of the Fall River PTA.

And here I was thinking all of New Hampshire got their heroin and crack cocaine from Lawrence. This chick isn’t exactly a small time drug dealer either. She had almost $6K in gift cards alone. She’s old school and keeps all the cash in envelopes. She’s also a huge piece of shit who’s probably responsible for the deaths of many a dope fiend so she can profit off of their demise.

And where do you think she got all those gift cards from? This is what junkboxes do. They go to stores, steal shit, return it, and since they don’t have a receipt the only thing they can get in return is store credit via a gift card. Junkbox 101. So not only is this cheesehog a terrible mother and all around human being, she’s also working in an industry that relies on vulnerable stealing from legitimate businesses.

And in the least shocking turn of events ever, she once starred on an episode of Jerry Springer entitled, “You slept with my stripper sister.” Luckily she was not the stripper:

It still breaks my heart that Jerry Springer isn’t real. I literally found that out six months ago when another Turtleboy blogged about two Worcester State cheesehogs appearing on the show with a fake dominatrix who ended up being a club promoter. It’s like finding out there’s no Santa Claus, except I’m in my mid 30’s.

Looks like she’s still with the chudstuffer who tossed the bologna baton at her stripper “sister” though:

And they appear to have  multiple children together, which is lovely. Hopefully the state of New Hampshire does a better job than the Commonwealth of Massachusetts and takes these kids away from these ratchets for good.

6 Comment(s)
  • Eric
    November 8, 2017 at 1:33 pm

    I’m the two boy’s father my wife and I just made it back to New Hampshire from Missouri she kept the kids from me had no idea this was going on I filed an exparte yesterday.judge granted me temporary custody of my 2 boy’s I go to court tomorrow and their going back to Missouri with me what a pos

    • Sarah
      December 1, 2017 at 8:53 am

      Where were u for all those years!?!?! They should stay with ppl they know like Grandma!!
      Those poor kids 🙁

  • Joe Rogan
    November 4, 2017 at 11:55 am

    She’s obviously been using the restaurant gift cards but she still looks pretty solid. Her man has some height to him but I’ll bet she kicks his ass. With her low center of gravity it’s ground and pound once she passes his guard

    • christina stratton
      May 24, 2018 at 8:29 am

      Case dismissed bunch of bull shit no one knows the truth nope drugs werbt in my daughters room and nope my daughter wasnt with me and nope no crack cocaine on me and cops lied alot n did dirty shit thats why 2 cops fired i love how people velieve everything they hear and my kids are good 100 % always had them thank you

  • The Vorlon
    November 4, 2017 at 9:50 am

    WTF? Homegrown RFID blocking ca$h envelopes made out of duct tape???

    Remember folks, spay and neuter your Ratchets!

  • #Stripperslivesmatter
    November 4, 2017 at 8:47 am

    WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?! If there is a stripper involved in this, why did you not post pics of the stripper? Are you new here? Did the desk girl hire you because of affirmative action? Start over dammit.

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