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Mass Health Mastadon Admits To Being In Truck With Previously Turtleboy Famous Gutter Swine Who Is Wanted By Police After Hijacking Car At Gun Point, Leading Webster And MSP On High Speech Chase Into Worcester

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Someone posted in the comments earlier that we should do a “where are they now” segment on Turtleboy Sports. But here’s the thing – half of these maggots we feature on Turtleboy end up coming back on their own. At least that was the case last night in Webduh, as a previously Turtleboy famous chudstuffer is currently on the run and armed and dangerous after nearly hitting a couple cops during a traffic stop, leading the cops on a high speed chase in which he drove northbound on 395 SOUTH to avoid spike strips, and crashed the car in Auburn before hijacking a car and fleeing on foot in Worcester:

So I’m not sure why the Webster Police are not releasing this guy’s name, since he’s ARMED AND DANGEROUS, but someone should tell whoever is running their social media page that anyone can just go on their edit history and see his name right there:

Plus, his name is now all over the news. His name is Donald Foy from Spencer. Last year he became Turtleboy famous when his fiance started this GoFundMe for her sick dog:

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She just forgot to mention that she could’ve paid for the dog’s treatment herself, but she had recently blown $10,000 bailing her shithead “fiance” Donald Foy out of jail on gun charges. Oh, and him and her sold drugs together.

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“Fiance.” In Spencer that usually just means that you stopped using rubbers. Since these crotch creatures aren’t remotely familiar with the concept of marriage they don’t actually plan on having an actual wedding. They just go full Pam and Roy and call themselves fiance for years and years on end.

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As you can tell from the flat brimmed hat with the sticker still on it, he swallows.

Nevertheless Desintee “held it down for him during his last bid”:

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The best part was when Destinee with two e’s, who was begging for money on GoFundMe, bragged about how easy it was for her to come up with his bail money while dropping copious amounts of the n word.

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Bum ass bitches!!

Somehow this violent criminal is not in jail, despite a long and documented history of gun crimes, including stealing guns from local businesses, as well as running from the cops:

Donald C. Foy, 22, of 51 Chestnut St., Apt. 1, was arraigned Tuesday in Western Worcester District Court in East Brookfield on 14 charges related to the guns and ammunition found in the raid. He was ordered held at the Worcester County Jail and House of Correction in West Boylston pending the outcome of a hearing slated for Monday to determine whether he is too dangerous to be released on bail.

Mr. Foy is known to police after a 2011 incident in which he tossed a handgun from the car window as he and the driver fled from Worcester into Auburn, Oxford and Charlton, eventually abandoning the car a short time after police in Sturbridge used a tire deflation device to disable it. Mr. Foy was sentenced to 1 year in Walpole state prison after pleading guilty in October 2012 to assault with a dangerous weapon (handgun). He was also sentenced to three concurrent terms of 2 years’ probation beginning on his release date, after pleading guilty to driving negligently, resisting arrest, and unlawful possession of ammunition, amended from firearm violation with one prior violent or drug crime.

Good thing Massachusetts judges can’t be recalled.

The worst part is how he got the stolen guns:

Officer Magierowski questioned several people including a 16-year-old, who, a confidential informant later told police, had taken the guns and sold them to Mr. Foy, according to court documents. The informant told Officer James J. Murray that Mr. Foy “threatens people to do illegal things for him.” The 16-year-old, who had access to the business, told police he feared Mr. Foy and stole the guns when he was asked to. He told officers he was paid about $400 each for the firearms.

He’s such a pussy that he has to threaten 16 year old kids to steal guns for him. What a worthless steaming pile of shit.


Not sure if Destinee finally wised up and found another criminal to toss her the bologna baton, but this gutter swine chimed in on the comments section on Fox 25 News post:

Oh good, she’s admitting to being in the truck during the commission of a felony. That was smart. Get your FACKS straight Webster PD!! I know I like to get my FACKS from some rotted stench trench whose talents include sucking meat daggers, getting tittoos, and using dog filters in her trash filled ratchet den.

Look at the crib in the background of this picture:

It appears as if this meth mastadon has reproduced. Because God forbid these creatures ever head on down to the clinic and use their Mass Health cards to get some free birth control.

As you can see, she has an insatiable thirst for Wigged out Websterites.

Meanwhile she’s over on her page whining about the cops smashing her phone.

Nikolas Blodgett seems like a winner too, based on both the loose collection of pubes he calls a goatee and his choice in wedding attire.

So yea, there’s been no update on this and he’s still at large. If you live in the Woo watch out for this piece of shit because he has no problem killing you to stay out of jail.

15 Comment(s)
  • Scum Lives Don't Matter
    November 30, 2018 at 11:16 am

    The only way these cunts (yes, I’m calling him a cunt too) finally get denied bail is when they actually kill a cop. I want more than anything to be wrong this time, but it’s a storyline that’s played out too often.
    Judges must be forced to answer for their poor decisions just like other professions. They are putting communities and officers at risk.

  • WTF
    November 29, 2018 at 11:44 pm

    ” “Fiance.” In Spencer that usually just means that you stopped using rubbers.”

    No, in Spencer, “fiance” means the person you are living with, but can’t marry, because it’s your cousin.

  • Real Talk
    November 29, 2018 at 9:10 pm

    Where are the blacks to descend down upon her for usin the N word? If i was a white man, or any man for that matter and my bitch referred to me as a N word then yeah she would get slapped. Thats slap worthy in my book. That bitch needs to be put in her place and reminded of the color of her skin.

  • EeeBeeTee
    November 29, 2018 at 8:32 pm

    Most people exchange rings when engaged.
    Webduhites exchange Jordans.
    …..with deez kicks, ize do wed.

  • WooManDo
    November 29, 2018 at 8:19 pm

    Yet another chapter in the story called “Why I carry.”

  • Ginger Cunts aren't human
    November 29, 2018 at 8:07 pm

    Another crazy Ginger Woman, what else is new? Ginger women are a curse on society from god, they have no souls, empathy or remorse. Gingers women are spawn of Satan.

  • Bill Clinton
    November 29, 2018 at 8:03 pm

    I’d let my semen slosh around in her lower intestine.

  • whatevuh
    November 29, 2018 at 7:18 pm

    She should have used the 10K to buy some tits

    • WTF
      November 29, 2018 at 11:47 pm

      Or a sandwich.

  • vic
    November 29, 2018 at 5:25 pm

    She used to look ok, but now her destiny is to turn out tricks for $10 in a back alley to pay for her fix. Those abs look flat but so does that chest. I think I will pass …

  • Sterilized peen
    November 29, 2018 at 5:09 pm

    Im going to message her and see if I can take a spin on her ride. Ratchety… But sexy….

  • Sterelize Them
    November 29, 2018 at 4:34 pm

    White folks acting ghetto is so amusing. Holding up his new pair of Jordans that I’m sure he bought with our hard earned tax dollars is a nice touch too. Everyone in that story is a complete bag of shit

  • Dawgy Stylin
    November 29, 2018 at 2:22 pm

    I’d like to shoot a load upon that star…

  • Judas was framed
    November 29, 2018 at 1:52 pm

    Why is the ratchet community so enamored with footwear that looks like it came out of a Jetsons cartoon?

  • Lmao22
    November 29, 2018 at 1:35 pm

    Look at the pic with the monster hoodie on it’s black n neon green, swear that chick in the background is shooting up???

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