The Malden Police responded to a call about some chud uttering fraudulent checks, attempted to pull him over, and he decided that it would be wise to drive into a stone wall and up onto someone’s lawn.
Literally 10 days before.
In fairness, he said “good luck catching my car AFTER curfew.” Before curfew he’ll crash that shit into a wall. Ratchets don’t do well in the daylight. Plus, he couldn’t stop for the cops because he didn’t have his “I got stopped by the POLICE” crew with him.
Of course he’s already out of jail and his primary concern is the age thing.
Oh good, he reproduced.
And he cares about her a lot, which is why he records himself driving with her in the backseat unrestrained.
Great Dad. Great role model. Obviously going places in life since he’s a Harvard grad.
Tapered sweatpants ftw. Now he’s just gotta work on getting that credit score up so he won’t have to try to utter fraudulent checks.
The good news for Aaron is that this is Massachusetts, a magical land where shitty Dads can still see their crotch fruits and you don’t go to jail for larceny or leading the cops on chases that end with you crashing into stone walls.
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