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Maude The Fraud Gorman Is Looking For Pity Because Someone Used Her Fake Suicide Story To Win A Beauty Pageant And She Wants Some New Friends


Guess who’s back…..

It’s been a year to the day since we last blogged about Maude the Fraud Gorman, because let’s be honest – we all get the point. She’s a pathological liar and an attention whore who has repeatedly used a fake rape story to win beauty pageants, self-victimize, cheat in road races, pretended to have cancer, pretended to be a student at Brown, and a plethora of other fraudulent activities. Catch up on all of our Maude coverage by clicking here

Well, a turtle rider who happened to be in a small (5K members) private Facebook group for chicks helping chicks with chick stuff, noticed a familiar name posting today.

Just a reminder that Maude was very public in her pity seeking suicide posts, and only began posting them after she got caught cheating in a bunch of ultramarathons.

But now she doesn’t want her “best friend” to use he suicide story to win beauty pageants because she’s “not strong enough for this to be shared.”

She must’ve forgotten that she also drove to the Sagamore Bridge after being exposed as a liar and a cheater, taken pictures pretending to contemplate suicide, and then held onto those pictures for months so she could post them on IG.

But yea, she totally does not want anyone else using her story about pretend suicide to win competitions. Only Maude the Fraud can use fake stories about being gang raped by high school boys at a public park in Hingham, and then pretend to be offended by a Dad joke because it used the phrase “me too” which triggers her, to win beauty pageants.

This poor girl doesn’t have a suicide problem, she has an Internet problem. She is addicted to the Internet. She obviously has no friends, which she made clear a couple weeks ago.

She dropped out of high school and her parents let her because she partied too much and blamed everything on the fake rape story.

She has no friends because she cannot stand for a second when people pay attention to someone who isn’t Maude the Fraud. It’s why she was called out by the pageant organizer for stealing the limelight from the first ever black Miss Massachusetts.

People like Maude have a real disease. They are so addicted to Internet attention that they’re willing to sacrifice real life relationships to make up for it. Maude has no friends because she is a selfish, narcissistic spoiled brat.

It’s why she feels the need to pretend to have cancer, pretend to be a rape victim, pretend to be a #MeToo hero, pretend be suicidal, and then pretend that she doesn’t want other people talking about it. Because Internet Maude is not real Maude, and the mainstream media used her bullshit story for clicks and ad revenue.


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45 Comment(s)
  • Cocky Balboa
    May 26, 2020 at 10:49 am

    Aye yo, I’d like to prod the Maude. She’s an 11 out of 10 in that USA outfit. It makes me want to put Apollo Creed’s boxing trunks on and skip 1 mile or 9 just to follow her bouncing booty. I’d pray to last half a round with her, but licking her sweaty bum crack, I’d be a two pump chump. Crazy ladies are unbelievable at the horizontal boogie. With all her psychiatric disorders, I’d still beat that pussy up all night long, all night then hold hands with her and jump off the Bourne bridge together

  • MJ
    May 24, 2020 at 11:00 am

    Wow! Where have I been?! I’ve been coming here sporadically for years but just recently made TB a site I check daily and I’ve never heard of her till now. I live in Massachusetts and remember hearing about the pageant thing on the news in the background but never cared enough to actually pay attention because I don’t care for pageants but holy shit! I just read all the previous blogs and This girl is a crazy fucking bitch. Where are her parents and why aren’t they doing anything? I blame them for this evil, narcissistic, attention whore.They should’ve stopped this insanity back when she was 13

  • Bill Clinton
    May 23, 2020 at 11:02 am

    I don’t care how crazy she is, I’d still rawdog anal her.

  • Lipstickhippie
    May 22, 2020 at 10:40 pm

    She should hook up with that piece of shit Landon Steele. They’d kill each other trying to see who could get more attention.

    May 22, 2020 at 9:17 pm

    My kingdom for a Maude/HTTG big ol’ squirt porn.

    Dear Maude-
    First date anal will make you plenty of new friends. Give it hell

  • Herman Munster
    May 22, 2020 at 7:31 pm

    She is smoking hawt. Every guy on this site would love a night with our Maude. She’s crazy and she’ll come to a bad end, but for a couple of weeks someone could have the ride of his life.

    Who is tighter? Jessica or Maude? I’d love to find out.

    • MJ
      May 24, 2020 at 2:31 pm

      She’s a butter-face and I doubt she’s anything special in bed. Underneath all that bravado is an insecure girl who probably just lays there

  • Glutton for Punishment
    May 22, 2020 at 8:19 am

    I need to have a threesome with Maude and the Tinder Tunaflap.

  • Bloop
    May 22, 2020 at 8:07 am

    Love her. Just need a few hours with her so we can connect emotionally then have vigorous animal sex until the sun comes up. Absolute rocket

  • Fatal Maudern Attraction
    May 22, 2020 at 6:38 am

    Hardcore runner, total fitness machine, insane zero fat body, defcon 5 of stark raving mad. Is it worth it? Why in all of her pics is she always alone. She’s a real life praying mantis that kills her mates. Where’s the men in her life? All buried in the bogs of Falmouth. She would crush your urethra with those marathon trained thighs. Why does her belly button look like the blow hole of a killer whale? Coincidence, I think not. So many questions so much crazy.

    • Cocky Balboa
      May 26, 2020 at 11:04 am

      Aye yo, this is the best comment I’ve read in a couple of weeks. Knowing I’d have a crushed urethra for a while, it would be so worth it for 7 minutes in heaven. Crazy? Yes, but who cares I’d still beat her pussy up all night, all night

    • F-Off
      June 9, 2020 at 8:59 pm

      Hardcore runner? Dude, she cheated and lied about winning races, she definitely is t hardcore if she is a cheater. Get a clue, chump.

  • Judge dread
    May 22, 2020 at 1:23 am

    She is the definition of borderline personality disorder.

    Def a hard body but there is tons of crazy that comes with that. FFF in full effect. Keeping her in your life long term is a liability. Family court, civil court, having a kid with her is having a sociopath in your life for the next 18 fucking years.

    It’s not worth one night of raw dog.

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      May 22, 2020 at 9:48 am

      Borderline? I bet she dreams in Spanish.

  • No shit!
    May 21, 2020 at 11:58 pm

    #rxathlete? Didn’t know that was a competition. I volunteer to up my game tho

  • Skeletor
    May 21, 2020 at 11:53 pm

    Omg this chick is such a tool.

  • Lake Flaccid
    May 21, 2020 at 10:49 pm

    If someone told you you could bone Maude but only if you went down on the Fall River Gutter Muppett first would you do it?
    This Covid shit is really taking a toll on my mental health.

  • Silencio Dogood
    May 21, 2020 at 10:27 pm

    a poseur extraordinaire, Frau Maude knows which buttons to push and i half expect her to become an American Star. Narcissism is a key element of Sociopathy, and i wonder how many of her competitors lie buried in the woods.

  • Extra Extra! Must Credit TB!
    May 21, 2020 at 6:42 pm

    Someone is using Facebook again!!!

  • Ron Jeremy's Son
    May 21, 2020 at 5:36 pm

    I love the crazy chicks. TB gives me my fix. Maude – Would. Professor Liz – Would. Hadassah – Would over and over. I draw the line at Nikki though. That’s a skank too far.

    Would love to get Maude and Heidi together in the Milford boarding house for a little Mother/Daughter scene I’ve cooked up. Yowza.

  • If TB tells me to do it I do it
    May 21, 2020 at 5:30 pm

    Hi maude you should kill yourself because Asian duckweed keeps telling us to tell you to do it so what the hell are you waiting for.

  • Guinea Geisha
    May 21, 2020 at 5:29 pm

    So a bitch can wear makeup to win a beauty pageant. But steroids are banned in sports. Hmmm…

    • Silencio Dogood
      May 21, 2020 at 10:22 pm

      Sweet Potato, are you saying makeup should be allowed in sports? it’d make fight night more interesting.

      • Guinea Geisha
        May 21, 2020 at 10:55 pm

        There’s already makeup in Foxy Boxing. But it’d be a lot more interesting if it was Sluts On Steroids.

        • Silencio Dogood
          May 21, 2020 at 11:05 pm

          sluts on steroids would be Heroids.

  • Hugh Mungous
    May 21, 2020 at 5:23 pm

    Dear Maude, I would like a nice friend too. I’m in my 50s and divorced but I know where to get cocaine and saw some really cool shit on porn hub that I would like to try with a flexible young lass. I promise to wear rubbers and a facemask.

      May 21, 2020 at 9:04 pm

      She is crazy, but aren’t they all? But she appears to be strong healthy breeding stock; don’t wrap your rascal….

  • Crazy sex best sex
    May 21, 2020 at 4:55 pm

    She definitely licks ass

  • The life or fraud
    May 21, 2020 at 4:50 pm

    She will definitely let you do first date anal. she will even be the one who enthusiastically says “just stick it in”.
    Then she will definitely be at the police department the next morning. making up false rape accusations. Why, because you were still sleeping while she texted you a 1000 times about how much she loves you and how she really felt a connection with you because she begged you to stick it in her ass on the first date.

    For real, why is it that so many well off chicks like her are so fucking crazy? These broads grow up with money in nice homes with both parents and everything they could ever want but are so fucking mental. I really dont understand it!

    People talk shit about the mgtow turtles but I can actually see their point. Let’s hope for the sake of other men that this bimbo and that other one who was blogged about a few months back, dont become friends. Whole lotta dudes will be up for fake ass rape charges if these two meet.

  • Dick LaBone
    May 21, 2020 at 4:12 pm

    Ah Maude, I feel a stirring in my loins. I saw a girl who looked just like you while surfing X Hamster. I was glad you finally found something your good at and can be proud of!

  • Michael Jordan
    May 21, 2020 at 4:10 pm

    Come to the Stop & Shop in Springfield, Maude. I need new friends too.

  • ElJefe72
    May 21, 2020 at 3:59 pm

    Definitely would! But also definitely would slip out the bathroom window when done.

  • Snarky Pete
    May 21, 2020 at 3:36 pm

    In other words, she’s a Democrat.

  • randiguy2006
    This again?
    May 21, 2020 at 3:35 pm

    You need some new material

    • Theodore Roosevelt
      May 21, 2020 at 4:00 pm

      It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat.

    • whatevuh
      May 21, 2020 at 7:31 pm

      TB won’t be satisfied until she actually does commit suicide, then he can say he had nothing to do with it.

      • whatevuh
        May 21, 2020 at 9:52 pm

        16 previous fucking blogs about this girl. obsess much? He really is pushing her to kill herself, what an asshole this little dickweed is.

        • Maude please listen to me
          May 22, 2020 at 12:45 am

          Maude, don’t listen to these idiots. You have a lot to live for. With all the free publicity this website has given you…do some armature porn or go on charurbate. You will make a killing!!!

  • Chip Striker
    May 21, 2020 at 3:34 pm

    Super hot and batshit crazy.

    I love you Maude.

    • Betty Ford
      May 21, 2020 at 4:23 pm

      Right. Which means the sex is unbelievable.

      Dang, its always the crazy ones.

  • Daniel Sullivan
    Sprinkle Pig
    May 21, 2020 at 3:16 pm

    There she is I knew she would be back. Lol. There’s zero chance someone like Maude the Fraud could stay gone for long. One of the most pathetic selfish people I’ve ever read about. I’ve got the perfect couple. Maude the Fraud and Shane Hoban. That would be an amazing article. Lol

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    May 21, 2020 at 2:59 pm

    Hey Maude,

    I will be your friend. We can do fun stuff like cocaine anal. Then I will run you a hot bath and leave my toaster near the tub.

    • Maude G
      May 21, 2020 at 4:20 pm

      Yummy. Toaster Strudel is great after marathon anal.

  • george costanza
    The angry taint
    May 21, 2020 at 2:57 pm

    I think a better route for maude would be dry anal to take her mind off of things. Hmu!

  • Osiris
    May 21, 2020 at 2:54 pm

    My advice to Maude: just do it already, jump off the bridge.
    That way, your friend can still get mileage out of the story, and you won’t mind. Because you’ll be dead. You won’t need to “move on or meet new people”, ’cause you’re dead.
    Easy peasy, everybody wins.

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