Guess who’s back…..
It’s been a year to the day since we last blogged about Maude the Fraud Gorman, because let’s be honest – we all get the point. She’s a pathological liar and an attention whore who has repeatedly used a fake rape story to win beauty pageants, self-victimize, cheat in road races, pretended to have cancer, pretended to be a student at Brown, and a plethora of other fraudulent activities. Catch up on all of our Maude coverage by clicking here.
Well, a turtle rider who happened to be in a small (5K members) private Facebook group for chicks helping chicks with chick stuff, noticed a familiar name posting today.
Just a reminder that Maude was very public in her pity seeking suicide posts, and only began posting them after she got caught cheating in a bunch of ultramarathons.
But now she doesn’t want her “best friend” to use he suicide story to win beauty pageants because she’s “not strong enough for this to be shared.”
She must’ve forgotten that she also drove to the Sagamore Bridge after being exposed as a liar and a cheater, taken pictures pretending to contemplate suicide, and then held onto those pictures for months so she could post them on IG.
But yea, she totally does not want anyone else using her story about pretend suicide to win competitions. Only Maude the Fraud can use fake stories about being gang raped by high school boys at a public park in Hingham, and then pretend to be offended by a Dad joke because it used the phrase “me too” which triggers her, to win beauty pageants.
This poor girl doesn’t have a suicide problem, she has an Internet problem. She is addicted to the Internet. She obviously has no friends, which she made clear a couple weeks ago.
She dropped out of high school and her parents let her because she partied too much and blamed everything on the fake rape story.
She has no friends because she cannot stand for a second when people pay attention to someone who isn’t Maude the Fraud. It’s why she was called out by the pageant organizer for stealing the limelight from the first ever black Miss Massachusetts.
People like Maude have a real disease. They are so addicted to Internet attention that they’re willing to sacrifice real life relationships to make up for it. Maude has no friends because she is a selfish, narcissistic spoiled brat.
It’s why she feels the need to pretend to have cancer, pretend to be a rape victim, pretend to be a #MeToo hero, pretend be suicidal, and then pretend that she doesn’t want other people talking about it. Because Internet Maude is not real Maude, and the mainstream media used her bullshit story for clicks and ad revenue.
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