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There is no shortage of degenerates in Worcester:
First of all, I’ve lived in Worcester for a long time and I’ve never heard of this place. But from the looks of their Facebook page, it looks delicious.
Korean food mix and match. Hot.
Secondly, whoever wrote this Facebook post is being way too kind. This chode nugget doesn’t “look nice.” He looks like a Level 3 sex offender in the middle of an orgasm on a WRTA bus:
Even when he’s stealing directly out of the tip jar it looks like he’s giving a panhandler a rectal exam.
And of course he tried to be devious by pretending to look at the menu while stealing some hard working employee’s tips:
You gotta be a special kind of dick parade to pull a move like this. You’re not stealing from some big corporation. You’re stealing tips out of a jar at a small business on East Mountain Street.
He also looks remarkably like this guy from a Worcester Police Department post on December 1 who stole a TV from………
wait for it…..
wait for it…..
Yup, a church!!
He’s not even a normal ratchet robbing a Walmart or a Target. He’s going after Goddamn churches and tip jars!! Who’s up next in his robbery spree? The Salvation Army? March of Dimes? Jimmy Fund?
Worcester is basically one gigantic town where everyone knows each other, so there was a 0.0% chance people wouldn’t be screaming his name. And right on cue our inbox was flooded with the same name over and over again – Charles “Chuck” Kneeland:
According to his Facebook profile he is an “entrepreneur”
Which in Worcester means, “I’m a junkbox who robs churches and small businesses.” Another North High
graduate GED going pro in something besides sports.
To the shock of no one he has a plethora of Google trophies in his closet, including awards for driving uninsured vehicles:
And of course countless arrests for his “disease”:
Sometimes he even defrauds the “doctors” who give him his “medication”:
There is another Charles Kneeland who also lives in Worcester, and just so happens to be old enough to be his father (or potentially his grandfather if they grew up in Plumley Village). He’s got some Google trophies of his own. Nothing drug related tough, just the usual Worcester stuff like failing to register as a sex offender:
And attacking elderly family members with a knife:
The seed doesn’t fall far from the ratchet tree.
Notice the hoodie he’s wearing in the first post:
Worcester Youth Football. People don’t just randomly buy one of those at Marshalls. And from the look of his Facebook page he appears to have reproduced.
It’s totally not his fault though. It’s the “disease.” When you have the disease all you have to do is go on Facebook, talk about finding Jesus, ask people if they know about any “meetings” you can get a ride to, and brag about how you’ve been clean for all of 13 minutes. Then when your “disease” causes you to relapse make sure to post about that so everyone can tell you how strong you are and the one person who actually calls you out and tries to hold you accountable gets torn apart by enabling DCF Moms.
P.S. You mad Rasheedah?