Shaming Handicapped Parkers

Meet Janis Stanziani-Stoler: Boxford Attorney Who Parked Her Mercedes In 2 Handicapped Spots At Tufts Medical Center 


Yesterday we published a blog about a woman who parked in a handicapped spot at the hospital, and was quite rude according to the person who reported her:

Was taking my mother home from Tufts Medical Center, she was in a wheelchair. This asshole parked so that I couldn’t get the wheelchair close enough to the front door, she saw us struggling and didn’t even offer to move. I whacked her door with my door and she had the balls to say something. Mind you this entitled bitch is in an hp spot with no plate or placard. If I didn’t have my elderly sick mom with me I would have smacked her.

Well, the Mercedes driver turns out to be a lawyer with a hyphenated name from Boxford, Janis with an s Stanziani-Stoler.

As you can see from her dancing skills, she is clearly not handicapped. Not sure if she still practices law, as it’s hard to find much on her on the Google machine besides thisEither way, it doesn’t take a lawyer to know that parking in handicapped spots when you’re not handicapped isn’t just against the law; it’s unethical. Especially when you’re at a hospital where the people who use those spots are going for medical treatment. Shame on you Janis with an s. I’d say that you disgrace people with hyphenated last names, but I think the damage has already been done in regards to that.


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50 Comment(s)
  • BestPharmacist
    April 21, 2019 at 3:53 pm

    The name is correct but she doesn’t live in Boxford…
    She lives with her husband, Dr. Dennis Stoler of Microsurgical Eye Consultants, in Lynnfield.
    And she only drives a $35,000 GLA.

  • bigdaddy
    April 21, 2019 at 11:02 am

    My mother always told me ” if you dont have anything nice to say then dont say anything ” Well here goes- she has nice big tits.

  • Flea Bailey Esq
    April 21, 2019 at 9:29 am

    My guess on The Crazy Cat Scale, this lady has between 7-15 cats.

  • Nip Privilege Is Fo' Realz
    April 20, 2019 at 11:33 pm

    Her success in life is due solely to the talents of her left nipple.

  • Internet Referee
    April 20, 2019 at 4:20 pm

    Ya know that parking in an HP spot is like a fucking $350 parking ticket not like a felony assault or possession of a hand gun without a license? She was at a fucking hospital so you don’t know why she was there, or if she had a really bad medical problem like a chemo appointment or something? So what are you such a dick about a parking ticket? Yeah physically able people are scumbags for parking like this, but do you have proof she was physically able or under crisis or some shit? Cut the crap with the doxxing on this ok dickhead?

    • Thurston Stanziani-Stoler
      April 20, 2019 at 6:12 pm

      Thank you old chap! I was just trying to explain this very thing. You simply hand the citation to your butler and be done with it.

  • Peter Niss
    P. Niss
    April 20, 2019 at 10:25 am

    I have to take my mom to the hospital all the time because she’s old and dying.
    I had a fucking prick like this try that. The exchange went something like this.

    “Yo move your fuck’n car you don’t have a placard and my mom needs to get out of the car.”
    “No I need this spot! Go fuck yourself pleb!”
    “Listen the fuck up you stuck up cunt. You can move your fancy car and there won’t be any consequences, or I can call the cops and they’ll move it for you. We can do this the easy way or the hard way, your choice.” She walks off.
    “Good. The hard way then.”
    “Yea yea I know all the cops in this town. Good luck kiddo!” I call the cops. They go inside and bring her back and tell her to move the car.
    “Lady, my mother’s fucking crippled and you’re being the biggest prick in the world. Just take the 30 seconds to move your fuckin car. This doesn’t need to be a big fuck’n scene.”
    She starts screaming more at me. Echoes through the whole damn garage.
    By this time I’ve got my mom’s wheelchair next to my car so I can help her out and the door can barely open.
    The cops arrest her and call a tow truck.

  • Sloppy
    April 20, 2019 at 9:13 am

    Nice shame, and deserved as long as she wasn’t racing over there because she’d just heard that a family member was life-flighted there and she just drove there in a panic.
    But just a heads-up to whichever cop helped TB run her plates for this blog: The second she complains, they’re gonna look at who the last login to run those plates was and he’d better have a pretty goddamn good story if he wants to keep his job and his badge.

    • johny 2 flush
      April 20, 2019 at 12:03 pm

      most car dealers can run plates now Sherlock, it can be done anonymously if you know how, go back to sleep

  • Mr.? Gabe Murchison
    April 20, 2019 at 7:32 am

    Is the Turtlegram a Janis client?

    Nice rack. Not AOC nice, but decent

  • Mmmm, fishnets.
    April 20, 2019 at 12:53 am

    I would. As long as she’s got those fishnet thigh highs on and some heels.
    Definitely eat and punch the nether star and the muffin.
    Mature is good. Add the fiery red head effect and it’s even better. Probably need an alias, though.
    Red heads are crazy and crazy is good till it goes bad.

  • SnorkleDork
    April 19, 2019 at 9:07 pm

    Her cunt tastes like ambrosia………. old foul rotten ambrosia….

  • John Blutarsky
    April 19, 2019 at 8:44 pm

    Wow, if ever there was a woman who fits the old adage “rode hard and put away wet” it’s her.

  • Stevie Wonder
    April 19, 2019 at 8:42 pm

    That cunt parks like shit.

  • DT
    April 19, 2019 at 7:31 pm

    Nice nipple outline. I like it.

  • Grandpa Jones
    April 19, 2019 at 7:12 pm

    Oh wowzer Id give her a toss, look at those Greek hips what a goddess of the night. A bottle of Ouzo some Baklava and we’re sticking to the sheets by golly oh yeah. Does she Keno? where’d I put my reading glasses and the Telegram and Gazette newspaper maybe her Ad is in the classifieds. Nurse!!!

  • Dante’s Juice Inferno
    April 19, 2019 at 6:20 pm

    I just can’t understand why she has Clive’s hair on her head. At first I thought that was photoshopped, but it’s obviously not! Where can I get a Clive wig like that?

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      April 21, 2019 at 9:28 am

      If that is Clive’s scalp, I’ll give her a pass.

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      April 21, 2019 at 9:32 am

      Speaking of a Clive wig, turtle riders should try to find that hat and go to the Turtlegram offices and ask to see Clive.

  • Klancy
    April 19, 2019 at 6:19 pm

    Massachusetts lawyers have an ethical standard to which they must adhere. I’d send all these photos with a commentary to the Mass board of bar overseers. She could be sanctioned.

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    April 19, 2019 at 6:09 pm

    Her name has a hyphen so she’s an anti-Trump SJW liberal.

    Boy are you people dumb.

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    April 19, 2019 at 5:40 pm

    BUILD THE WALL!!!!!!

  • WeRFucked
    April 19, 2019 at 5:36 pm

    Even if she does have a placard… she parked like a fucking cunt.
    What an asshole.

  • hank
    April 19, 2019 at 5:35 pm

    With those fishnets, sloppy wig and lifeless eyes, clearly the Oyl Tasting party isn’t what she thought it turned out to be.

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    April 19, 2019 at 5:28 pm

    She’s got privilege written across her forehead…. Genuine douche

  • Michael Johnson
    True justice
    April 19, 2019 at 5:13 pm

    Was that Mary Tyler Moore?

  • Mercedes have sucked since the mid 90's.
    April 19, 2019 at 5:07 pm

    What in the Hell does she have on in those photos? That skirt looks like it was cut from a firefighter’s turnout gear

  • Y’All
    April 19, 2019 at 4:38 pm

    Now that is what I would call some white privilege right there.

  • bigdaddy
    April 19, 2019 at 4:33 pm

    A hyphenated last name What a surprise All these SJW cunts have hyphenated last names

  • Just Sayin'
    April 19, 2019 at 3:31 pm

    She’s a cunt.

  • Spit on it
    April 19, 2019 at 3:30 pm

    She looks like the kind of lazy broad who would quit on you half way through a handy.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    April 19, 2019 at 3:25 pm

    It’s ok for her to park there. She’s a good liberal and hates Donald Trump.

  • Not a Doctor
    April 19, 2019 at 3:23 pm

    Whoa Ni@@ers back off!
    Judging from her pictures she might have Down syndrome so bad that she may have left, right and up syndrome too and that’s why she can’t park straight and is at the Hospital?

  • Parking Maid
    April 19, 2019 at 3:10 pm

    Looks like she went to the Harriet Chandler school of parking.

  • Phong
    April 19, 2019 at 3:06 pm

    I hope all these people who post pics like this also post them on the local police fakebook or twatter pages too. The cops can mail the tickets.

  • Doctor From Cannonball Run
    April 19, 2019 at 2:55 pm

    I bet she is pals with the cunt from the BAA that threw the American Flag on the ground. Birds of a feather as they say. She looks like the doctor with the crazy eyes in Cannonball Run

  • Essex County Horticultural Society
    April 19, 2019 at 2:41 pm

    She’s a Boxford 5.7. If you were a suburban Joe, and in what the Mackerel Snappers call “ordinary time” wanted a three way with your wife, you wouldn’t say no if one night she came over after drinking a bottle of Line 39 and said “okay, I’ll give it a try.”

    • Hart Ford
      April 19, 2019 at 3:21 pm

      Could repeat in a recognizable dialect?

  • AJR
    April 19, 2019 at 2:39 pm

    She looks as crazy as a shit house rat……

  • Jack Mehoff
    April 19, 2019 at 2:25 pm

    I wonder if she is an offspring from that crazy old judge named Stanziani that used to be at Chelsea court. He was nuts. Refused to sit down while on the bench. Used to pace back and forth during proceedings.

    • Maggie
      April 19, 2019 at 2:49 pm

      Yes, she is.

  • Hart Ford
    April 19, 2019 at 2:12 pm

    Get her fired. If for no better reason that she is clearly the star of her own show.
    Look her up and block her driveway!!!!!!!!

  • Popeye Wouldn’t Bang That
    April 19, 2019 at 2:04 pm

    Why is she dressed like Olive Oil?

  • TJB
    April 19, 2019 at 1:57 pm

    OY Gefalt!!! Watch out, you are going to get a letter from Hyman Kikestein, charging you with putting a scratch in her entitled shitbox non handicap rental!

  • Gross cvnt
    April 19, 2019 at 1:55 pm

    I bet her vag smells like sour milk and rotted fish carcasses

  • Well, No Shit
    April 19, 2019 at 1:54 pm

    On the contrary.

    I would say that upon viewing her picture, she most definitely IS handicapped. Her facial deformity is clearly debilitating.

  • Said Everyone
    April 19, 2019 at 1:50 pm

    That’s one ugly old liberal bitch
    Those bug eyes make her look like a cartoon character
    Entitled twat

    • randiguy2006
      Randall Guy
      April 19, 2019 at 5:53 pm

      How do you know she’s a liberal?

      • Paulie Walnuts
        April 19, 2019 at 7:01 pm

        Her family has been in the lawyer business for over a half century. Her father was at one time the go to lawyer for all the mob in Eastie. Likelihood that she is a libtard is 100%.

      • johny 2 flush
        April 21, 2019 at 10:40 am

        same way everyone knows you’re an asshole of epic proportion. now shut the fuck up and be gone imbecile

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