Shaming Handicapped Parkers

Taking Up 2 Handicapped Spots In Your Mercedes At The Hospital And Preventing An Actual Handicapped Person From Opening Their Door Is New Level Douchebaggery

 

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We haven’t shamed anyone parking in a handicapped spot recently, although we’re up to our ears in submissions. Because of that we can afford to be a little picky, and the more egregious the better. Bonus points if you get pictures of them, and even more bonus points with video. Here’s one that really set me off today…..

Was taking my mother home from Tufts Medical Center, she was in a wheelchair. This asshole parked so that I couldn’t get the wheelchair close enough to the front door, she saw us struggling and didn’t even offer to move. I whacked her door with my door and she had the balls to say something. Mind you this entitled bitch is in an hp spot with no plate or placard. If I didn’t have my elderly sick mom with me I would have smacked her.

Taking up a handicapped spot AND part of the adjacent spot with your Mercedes, preventing an actual sick person from getting out of their car, and then having the minerals to complain when their door hits your car EVEN THOUGH IT’S IN THEIR SPOT, is new level douchebaggery. If you can help us find out who drives this vehicle with license plate 5BNN 90, that would be great. Feel free to message TBNews or Clarence Woods Emerson on Facebook, or email [email protected]

 

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20 Comment(s)
  • Nadia Y
    April 19, 2019 at 11:14 am

    I’ve parked like that before. I was prairie doggin all the way the first public bathroom. I swear I put the car on two wheels when I turned into the parking lot. I plastered a Mexican omelette across the porcelain and it stuck. I’m talking a legit 3-flusher. I honestly didn’t realize it was a handicapped spot and moved it as soon as I was done. I never showed my face around that dunks again.

  • Hellboy
    April 19, 2019 at 10:23 am

    I’ve seen cars parked like that with long scratches along the side.
    How does that happen?
    Weird.

  • Klancy
    April 18, 2019 at 10:42 pm

    No stick people. Can’t be Hingham.

  • Mr. Badwrench
    April 18, 2019 at 9:12 pm

    What’s even worse is this piker is driving the”Hey, look at me! I got $400 in the bank but I drive a MERCEDES!” Welfare model that Mercedes sells.

    • Sir Wilfred Death
      April 19, 2019 at 6:11 am

      One of my neighbors has two Mercedes and works them into any random conversation he can strike up with hapless people walking dogs past his split level. When you look closely at the cars you see rust and Bondo. I’ll stick with the 2010 Camry I OWN. People are a laugh.

      Social Media is Cancer

  • Handiman
    April 18, 2019 at 8:31 pm

    What about handicap people parking in normal spots? This epidemic is under reported.

  • Psycho Man
    April 18, 2019 at 8:02 pm

    Was parked in the hell that is the Joslin garage. Someone parked next to me leaving a literal nanometer between his car and my driver’s side door. Had to crawl in through my passenger side door then back out at 0.1 inches per hour to avoid scraping against his, yup you guessed it, Mercedes. As you can imagine a visit to that fucking place is stressful enough when you get done getting told how fucked up your diabetes is and how it can kill you. So after scanning for cameras I karate kicked his side mirrors off probably costing him about $1,500 I hope.

  • McElroy
    April 18, 2019 at 7:33 pm

    That’s definitely the fake Mercedes. Pretty sure my pickup cost about $30k more. Please shame this clown!

  • Gamblin Man
    April 18, 2019 at 4:01 pm

    Residency guesses
    1 Brookline
    2 Weston
    3 Newton

    • PhilSimmsSucks
      April 18, 2019 at 7:45 pm

      The way the entitled twatbags are moving into neighborhoods in the city, it could be (always leaving Beacon Hill and Back Bay out cause they’ve always sucked):
      1. South End
      2. South Boston
      3. Charlestown

      I wish they’d all move the fuck back to the suburbs

  • John cougar Randall Guy
    April 18, 2019 at 4:01 pm

    Randall wanna be. A football star.
    He go in the shower and didn’t get far.

    Oh yeah I say life goes on. Randall Loves the gloryhole
    Cuz it’s filled with schlongs.

    Gonna let it rock. Let it roll. Randall is nothing but a cheap ass troll.
    Hanging on to his bitch titties as long as he can.
    His wife needs the services of a real grown ass man.

    • Cougar John Camp Melon
      April 19, 2019 at 8:33 am

      hahaha +1000

  • Y
    April 18, 2019 at 3:38 pm

    • TheCureForHope
      April 18, 2019 at 5:18 pm

      Y, That’s awesome! LOL!

      This morning the President, after the report came out, tweeted a pretty good video.

      Immediate response from someone with TDS – ‘we don’t know yet who paid to have this made – taxpayers?’

      You know there’s going to be something else now. Even when the truth comes out, the disease remains.

      And they thought they had him by the b’s.

      • Y
        April 18, 2019 at 5:34 pm

        They’re so fn dumb; the left is just mad because they can’t meme and because there was no collusion (who gets mad about their president not colluding with a foreign power?!).
        Trump’s fans are making these memes, one of the most famous being Carpe Donktum.

  • The Solution Pepole Learn From
    April 18, 2019 at 3:30 pm

    Around here that vehicle would have slashed tires and or be keyed.

    • nice neighborhood
      April 18, 2019 at 9:45 pm

      Lawrence?

  • Hugh-Bo Mont
    April 18, 2019 at 3:04 pm

    LOL That’s a “I can’t afford a real Mercedes” Mercedes badged SUV. Her attitude and park job is no surprise.

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      April 18, 2019 at 3:06 pm

      *are no surprise

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