We haven’t shamed anyone parking in a handicapped spot recently, although we’re up to our ears in submissions. Because of that we can afford to be a little picky, and the more egregious the better. Bonus points if you get pictures of them, and even more bonus points with video. Here’s one that really set me off today…..
Was taking my mother home from Tufts Medical Center, she was in a wheelchair. This asshole parked so that I couldn’t get the wheelchair close enough to the front door, she saw us struggling and didn’t even offer to move. I whacked her door with my door and she had the balls to say something. Mind you this entitled bitch is in an hp spot with no plate or placard. If I didn’t have my elderly sick mom with me I would have smacked her.
Taking up a handicapped spot AND part of the adjacent spot with your Mercedes, preventing an actual sick person from getting out of their car, and then having the minerals to complain when their door hits your car EVEN THOUGH IT’S IN THEIR SPOT, is new level douchebaggery. If you can help us find out who drives this vehicle with license plate 5BNN 90, that would be great. Feel free to message TBNews or Clarence Woods Emerson on Facebook, or email firstname.lastname@example.org.
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