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Milford Stabbing Follow-up: Free My Boi Crew Comes Full Force- Jeremy Robin, Nitwit Girlfriend & Trout-Mouth Mom All Scream Self Defense

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Yesterday we posted an article about the stabbing that happened Sunday afternoon on Green St. in Milford. Jeremy Robin, Tim Commerford and another man police named Richard Garcia felt that 2 p.m. on the day of rest was primetime for a mean mug throwdown. (Multiple people have told us that the man with Tim was actually his father, Liam Commerford but we haven’t confirmed that as of yet.)

Jeremy stabbed Commerford, who died from wounds to his chest. Garcia was stabbed in his back but is expected to be okay after he was in serious condition at Umass Memorial hospital.

Cue the 100 club emoji scholars!

Of course every Matty, Moe and Tiffany-Lynn came trolling along, spittin’ their very best grammar and rallying to choose sides, support their boi and claim to know EXACTLY what happened even though none of them were there. We all know damn well half of them weren’t even awake at 2 p.m. on a Sunday because benzo hangovers are brutal. Xannie crotch critters only get up after noontime to throw on their Tweety Bird pajama pants, shuffle up the stairs from moms unfinished basement and chug apple juice directly from the bottle like a bunch of crusty, no-energy havin’ savages.

But these guys definitely all know what happened and if you disagree with them they’ll throw a whiteboy gansta hissy fit and threaten to beat your ass.





Nobody knows what they’re talking about but if you don’t agree with this nonsense you’re gonna get them hands FR FR. These Milford hardos know that the best way to convince the general public that their boi was a grade-A standup citizen is backing them up with social media ebonics and physical threats. People think these guys are scumbags? WE’LL SHOW THEM!

Jeremy’s crew are ordering Tshirts to support their dude! I’m gonna go out on a limb here and guess that the $ being used to purchase such grand attire was “borrowed” from ma-dukes. In a way they’re really doing us a service wearing these because this way we know who to avoid eye contact with outside Richdale’s when they’re rippin’ Newports and yelling at their girlfriends.


Let’s weigh the scenarios here because this couldn’t have been over money and/or drugs, right? Maybe the three of them all desperately wanted to play a rousing game of Mancala but nobody wanted to sit it out a turn. Maybe Jeremy was super butt-hurt because Tim didn’t want to join his new book club. Maybe they got into a heated debate over global economics.

OR! Just hear me out here…

They got into a fucking brawl over money and/or drugs. It doesn’t take a degree in quantum mechanics to figure out that Jeremy and Tim have used and/or currently use drugs. Their previous substance dabbles are plastered all over their social media pages like a ratchet Boy Scout badge of participation.







Glad that’s settled. Next on the agenda is trying to figure out the chain of events. I’m sure the Milford PD is doing everything they can to interview neighbors and get an idea of what actually happened but the whole “self defense” argument on Jeremy’s behalf doesn’t hold any weight with me.

The chick in the comment section above, Jeweliette (I’m sorry but that name is an abomination) said on another thread that she lives in the same apartment building as Jeremy. According to her, Tim showed up and was hanging in Christine’s car window (that’s trout-mouth mom) and then Jeremy came outside to help them because Tim was punching her in the face and that mom was badly injured.

But that’s the exact opposite of what Jeremy told police.



Ok listen, if Tim and the other guy really did show up with a knife, really did assault these two chicks and REALLY left Jeremy with no other possible choice but to stab them both in self defense, why was the knife thrown into the woods? Wouldn’t you be so jacked up on adrenaline as soon as they were on the ground that you’d just drop everything you were doing with your hands up like “HOLY FUCK I JUST STABBED TWO PEOPLE!”

If that knife wasn’t his there’s no reason to hide it. If that knife WAS his but he desperately needed it to protect himself, there’s no need to hide it. That part makes absolutely no sense.


Now watch these clips:


19-Year-Old Held On $100,000 Bail For Milford Stabbing

Jeremy’s mom has that lovely slow-slur, cottonmouth drivel that makes me want to jump off a bridge with a bowling ball (or 5) tied to my ankles.

Christine Romasto (Jeremy’s mom) and his girlfriend Alexandra Miranda went on the news screeching like a couple of  lame donkeys about how it was self defense because they were getting the crap kicked out of them yet neither one show any significant lumps or bruises for getting pummeled by two grown men.





Yeah. I totally believe them.

So Jeremy went to court yesterday and was held on 100k bail.




You can’t blame your bullshit on drugs, right Jeremy?

This kid already went to jail, has been fucking up his probation, got arrested again for stealing shit from a grocery store and we’re supposed to believe that he’s some sort of misunderstood saint who’s only option was to injure and murder two people.

He was smiling in handcuffs and flipping off cameras while someone was dying on the pavement.



Bye Jeremy.



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10 Comment(s)
  • lmfao
    May 10, 2017 at 1:22 pm

    Lol, there were like 12 cruisers in front of this kids “house”; drove by this shit whilst it was happening, looked like a buncha retards fighting over an uncrustable, but instead of jelly filling it was codeine

  • Madcow not Rachel
    May 10, 2017 at 12:45 pm

    Just another “warm spot” for Kyle Kennedy to park hog.

  • Rightwinger
    May 10, 2017 at 7:31 am

    Another Trump voter, Who would have thought?

  • whatevuh
    May 9, 2017 at 9:15 pm

    Roberto, your friend is a scumbag, and so are you, come and get me YOU SKINNY LITTLE HARDASS !!

  • Speedy
    May 9, 2017 at 8:59 pm

    I can tell you unequivocally that Tim’s father was not present at his urder.

  • Kara Downs Syndrome
    May 9, 2017 at 7:17 pm

    Everyone involved in this story needs to be euthanized as soon as possible. This shit-slaked dildo will get a real taste of being “hardo” in MCI $Wherever. Hope his bartering and hygiene skills are top notch.

  • Diane Woods emerson
    May 9, 2017 at 6:56 pm

    The t shirt , really. All that looks like is a walking ad for stupidity. They have free jerms to give and he’s an adult use his whole name so people like me can’t make fun of you. Idiots.

  • Ryan
    May 9, 2017 at 6:11 pm

    I hate milford. Rename that shithole New Guatemala.

  • Beige Caulk
    May 9, 2017 at 5:42 pm

    Drive by the apartment and down that street all the time to get downtown.

    Such a ghetto the Ecuadorians and Brazilians don’t live there. Nothing but white trash.

    In Fitchburg however, it’s luxury apartment livng

  • Kevin Lynch
    May 9, 2017 at 5:11 pm

    Damn… I shoulda used the self-defense strategy…

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