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Mob Of Rabid Fupasloths Attack Dacosta’s Pizza For Satirical Bruce Jenner Bathroom Signs, Dacosta’s  Learns The Hard Way Why You Should Never Apologize To SJWs

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Last year we published this blog about Dacosta’s Pizza in Worcester challenging the Turtlegram’s “food critic” on Facebook about a bad review he gave for the pizza. Dacosta’s is a specialty pizza place that makes smaller pies with better ingredients, cooked in brick ovens. It’s not your typical greasy Greek Worcester pizza.


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Some might call this “unprofessional” on Dacosta’s part, but what does that even mean? Professionalism in business is overrated. The goal of any business is to make money, and if Dacosta’s feels that firing back at douchebags on social media is how they get there, then more power to them.

Well, Dacosta’s was the talk of the town this week because for a while now they’ve had Bruce Jenner and Caitlin Jenner hanging above their respective bathroom doors. Get it? Because Bruce is a dude, and Caitlin is a chick. It’s completely accurate when you think about it. When Bruce Jenner was a dude he went in the guy’s bathroom, and when he was a chick he went in the girl’s bathroom. It’s one of the most harmless jokes you can ever make, so naturally some SJW freaked out about it:

First of all, “post” and “prior” transition means, “Before and after he put on a dress and legally changed his name.” There was no actual transition. Just a change of wardrobe.

Secondly, when did people get the idea that what you happen to be offended by should affect the behavior of others? The idea that you can force people to take something down simply because you because you don’t like it makes you a terrible person.

Thirdly, trans rights, just like everything, is fair game for satire. Because everything is a joke. There is nothing that should be off limits when it comes to humor. That’s how comedy works. I respected Pete Davidson’s right to offend last week on Saturday Night Live, and I respect Dacosta’s right to offend as well.

Fourthly, these signs “will not be tolerated in this city?” Who the hell are you? He can put up whatever sing he wants to and if you don’t like it you don’t have to go there. Don’t let the rainbow socks fool you Angie – you are an actual, real life Nazi when you speak like that.

Dacosta’s became aware of this post and commented underneath it with more harmless satire.

He’s not mocking the “gay community” or anyone for that matter. He’s making light of a well known celebrity who was in the news. Remember when people could have fun without getting permission form the outrage patrol? Transgender people are not part of the “gay community” because they’re not gay. They’re dudes who think they’re chicks. FACKS.

Dacosta’s comments obviously didn’t go over well because people who are perpetually outraged will always find something to be upset about.

“Google review will help let people know….”

Bitch, you didn’t even eat there, but you’re willing to make a fraudulent review that can harm their business because they didn’t conform to your boring, non-existent sense of humor. This is why you can’t play nice with these people. Their goal is to hurt you economically and make it impossible for you to care for your family. Everyone who participates in this is attacking free speech and is a threat to our way of life. Burn them to the ground. Find out where they work. Call and harass them there to see how much they like it. You have to fight fire with fire. These people don’t get to win.

Quick, someone call the Huffington Post!!

If your gut reaction is to not only link the Huffington Post, but to encourage people to use them as a weapon against a business you don’t like, you suck at life.

Her post set off a flurry of other virtue signaling SJWs who left negative reviews at a place they never ate before.

Apparently telling people you’d like a pepperoni pizza is “tripling down on transphobia” now too. Since Christina likes to leave bad reviews and hurt businesses she’s never been to before based on things they post on social media, it would be a damn shame if someone did that to her employer. According to her Facebook she works for Gradifi, a Boston financial services company. Whatever you do, DO NOT flood Gradifi’s Facebook page with one star reviews because they employ a hateful, bigoted racist like Christina Aiello!!

I figured Dacosta’s would defend the wall, since that seems to be what they’re all about, but I have to say that I was disappointed when they posted this last night in response:

Come on man……this is just sad.

On the one hand I get why they did it. They’re worried about what this mob would do to their business. But at the same time I’m writing this blog to let Dacosta’s know that we support you, I’m getting Dacosta’s in the very near future, and we outnumber them. These people were never coming to your business in the first place. Facebook and Twitter are not real life. These people spend all day virtue signaling on social media by putting other people down in order to prop themselves up. It’s the only thing they know how to do.

The biggest reason you should never, ever, EVER apologize to mob of SJWs, is that it will never be good enough. They have no intention of getting along or finding common ground. Their goal is to destroy everyone they don’t agree with. The quicker you realize that the better. And of course this was proven to be true by the reaction:

Hey Marty, you live in Minnesota and the last thing you need right now is dough and ricotta cheese.

If I owned a restaurant you would’ve banned already.

It was just getting started though….

See? It’s never enough. It’s not good enough that he got on his knees and basically groveled to them. Now they’re demanding that Dacosta’s police the comments section to censor anyone who thinks that a harmless bathroom sign is OK for a private business to have.

According to this beluga beefcake harmless bathroom signs at Dacosta’s lead to “explosive violence against trans folks.” And she even has a link from USA Today, the free newspaper you get at the Holiday Inn, to prove it.

There were so many of them…..

Finally there was this thing:

You ever notice the trend that these perpetually miserable human beings are the same people who are angry because they never got invited to the prom? Turtle riders are happy and carefree largely because they’re so physically attractive. I feel bad that these people are so miserable, largely because they get up every day and hate what they see in the mirror. Must be rough. Here’s what Hopeless Conklin had to say…..


Translation – by not deleting opinions and comments supporting your business, on YOUR PAGE, it means you hate gay people.

The bottom line is, Dacosta’s would be the perfect advertiser with Turtleboy. These are the kind of businesses we do best with. People already hate us for telling the truth, and they know they can’t stop us so they go after our advertisers. The only kind of businesses that are cut out to advertise with us are those who are owned by people who aren’t afraid of a virtue signaling Facebook mob from Minnesota. People like Shiva and Garieri Jewelers. I hope they put the sign back up once they realize what a mistake it was to apologize to these worthless slugrakes.

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  • Sick of this BS
    November 13, 2018 at 5:38 pm

    All the sjws have daddy issues and have never had a date or a boy in 2nd grade send a note asking them to check yes or no if they like them. Usually it was a note asking them to check, Whopper or Big Mac? These disgusting pigs can go hit the produce isle, lick each others unwiped assholes and talk about how they can be outraged more than they already are. This is the only attention they ever got besides the time they stayed at an all you can eat buffet for 5 hours and told to finally get the eff out.

  • Good Humor Man
    November 12, 2018 at 5:24 am

    SJW’s have their vestigial senses of humor removed at birth, sometimes resulting in scary pumpkin redheads…

  • WeAreFuqd
    November 11, 2018 at 1:15 pm

    I don’t get it?
    Bruce was a man = men’s room. Caitlyn is (uck) a woman = woman’s room.
    Dacosta’s was acknowledging a fact.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    November 10, 2018 at 10:45 am

    That pizza looks awesome. I wish I didn’t live so far from Worcester. It looks like it would be worth the trip.

  • Akihito
    November 10, 2018 at 6:29 am

    Why are so many women (and a few loser men) such gossipy self righteous assholes. Goes wayyyy back, this dumb bitch would be banging her bible and chopping up bars with an axe in the 19th century. MYOFB you dumb gay bitch

  • Crispy C
    November 9, 2018 at 10:30 pm

    Is it me or does the black “girl” (I’m not sure if it’s a dude dressed up as a chick) behind Angie look like Lakwanda from Napoleon Dynamite.

  • Jamie
    November 9, 2018 at 9:54 pm

    If this is this crazy bitch’s first time there, then how is she complaining about the arcade games never being available?

    • Captain Trips
      Willie the Pimp
      November 9, 2018 at 10:03 pm

      She blacked out after buying $5 rock for a blowjob from patrons out front

  • Scott
    November 9, 2018 at 9:36 pm

    I haven’t been to Dacosta’s so I don’t know what their shitters are like. But if they’re designed for one person use, why not just call them bathrooms and leave gender out of it? All restaurants should do this. I use private “womens rooms” all the time.

  • Hope’s Enamel
    November 9, 2018 at 9:31 pm

    Fluoride toothpaste + toothbrush
    Brush your teef.
    Repeat (at least daily)

    • Captain Trips
      Dr. Dolittle
      November 9, 2018 at 10:05 pm

      I know a giraffe that has better front teeth

  • Thats Why they Used to Get Beat Ip
    November 9, 2018 at 8:34 pm

    Who cars what any of them bitch about. I blame social media like Facebook and Twitter for all this bullshit. Giving morons a medium to preach their bullshit and the politicians who think these people actually matter. All insignificant losers

  • fuck you
    November 9, 2018 at 7:50 pm

    Whatever happened to “I may not like your opinion, but I will fight to the death to protect your right to have it.”? I used to hear that shit now I just hear; “This is wrong because this”, and “That’s not right you are bad for thinking that is ok”. Is the guy stabbing you in the face with a knife with “FAGS” written on it? No? Then get the sand out of your vagina and fuck off.

  • Mom’s Basement
    November 9, 2018 at 7:07 pm

    You just ruined my Rollergirl bank material. 

    • Captain Trips
      Boogie Nights: The Colonel
      November 9, 2018 at 10:01 pm

      From my prison cell, I could use all of the Rollergirl content I can get!

      • Mom’s Basement
        November 10, 2018 at 10:16 am

        If you were into Rollergirl you might not have ended up in prison. Naughty naughty!

  • Ray Patriarca
    November 9, 2018 at 6:57 pm

    Liberals are the most miserable people on the planet. Imagine going thru life in a perpetual state of butt-hurt? Imagine always needing a “cause”? Imagine finding zero humor in anything?
    If you can, you are a liberal.
    Liberalism is a mental disorder, to which there is no cure.
    Transsexualism is another form of this mental disorder.
    These people are hopeless.
    They can never be cured.
    They are beyond sympathy.
    Ignore them……and all their mentally Ill “causes”.

  • Fo Sho
    Not wid my dick
    November 9, 2018 at 6:02 pm

    Common knowledge that being queer or a tranny is a mental illness. From the looks of the FB posters you’d have to be a carpet muncher to get a date…….. don’t skanky lesbo’s possess a sense of humor????? Heading to DaCosta’s for a slice of real “pie” no anchovies please…..anyone care to join me????

  • Screw Snowflakes
    GFY SJW's
    November 9, 2018 at 5:31 pm

    What a bunch of pussies……..I think……I just don’t know anymore…….all you butt hurt sjw can go fuck yourselves. Can’t wait until it all starts so we can actually start beating the fuck out of these losers.

  • Vigil Ante
    Vigil Ante
    November 9, 2018 at 5:01 pm

    Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuys…Did you even hop on the google to educate yourselves?

    • Randall Guy
      November 9, 2018 at 5:28 pm

      I learned everything I know from reading Highlights and watching gay porn.

      • Captain Trips
        Randy's Right Hand
        November 9, 2018 at 10:14 pm

        Oh Randy! Gimme a night off!

    November 9, 2018 at 5:00 pm

    This is why I say time and time again. These people need to be put on public display, tard & feathered then shot right in the fucking head! I really hope a civil war comes about really, really, really soon! After I shoot a bunch of whiny ass racist liberals & the junk boxes they enable. I’m going to Dacostas for pizza!

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      November 9, 2018 at 5:03 pm

      You supply the ammo, the pizza’s on me!

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    November 9, 2018 at 4:51 pm

    Christina Aiello’s forehead is bigger than New Mexico’s mesa!

  • Crispy C
    November 9, 2018 at 4:37 pm

    Oh for fuck’s sake don’t get me started on these Transvestite-loving freaks. I will put an XX and XY chromosome science lesson on a fucking 2×4 and smack them with it across the face until they fucking understand that “transgender” is not a thing at all.

    To be fair, the pizza place is not right; if they wanted to be accurate they would put the pic of Jenner dressed each way on the men’s room since he still has the motherfucking XY chromosomes. You don’t “transition” your fucking chromosomes. Trannies can’t kill themselves fast enough. You can choose how you dress and choose whether you like cock or pussy (or both), but you don’t get to choose your chromosomes. Sorry. (Not sorry)

    • Science bitch
      November 10, 2018 at 10:05 am

      There’s the solution. Simply put up xy and xx signs. For the rare cases of xxy, xxyy, and xyy they all use the xy bathroom. This will also have adults explaining to children from a young age the scientific difference between men and women.

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      November 10, 2018 at 12:23 pm

      Jenner did get chopped and channeled, so he’s as close as a guy can get to being female. He’s no faux transgender, eg. a transvestite with bolt on boobies. LOL

      I really don’t care how this miniscule part of the population lives. I’m just sick and tired of having it fucking rubbed in my face.

  • Barry
    November 9, 2018 at 4:31 pm

    This is what’s known as recreational outrage. There’s no way to properly address it because that would ruin the game. They know it, we know it, everyone knows it.

  • DJ
    November 9, 2018 at 4:23 pm

    I don’t understand why people put gay people and trans people in the same category? Plus why is it that these SJW’s are always whining about stuff like this that us clearly a joke. Geez can you imagine being so pissed off all the time that anytime you go anywhere, you need to look for things that you can post about and call it racism. Seriously, birch eat the pizza and shut up. Sorry you were so triggered. WTF, I seriously want to birch slap these people. Lighten up!!

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    November 9, 2018 at 4:12 pm

    What the fuck is the pic of that last thing with the nose ring?

    Looks like a pig to me. If it is a pig, the ring should be through both nostrils in the front.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    November 9, 2018 at 4:06 pm

    I have about 18 black male friends that would be happy to pull a train on Angie until she gets the full definition of diversity. She will most assuredly be truly gay after that experience.

  • Pat the Transsexual Star Jones Impersonator
    November 9, 2018 at 4:02 pm

    I Hope this Conklin on my dick head goes away, or else Randall Guy has some explaining to do.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      November 9, 2018 at 4:17 pm

      Hope has unsuccessfully been hoping for a good Conklin for years!

  • Dr. Cock
    November 9, 2018 at 3:48 pm

    Angie doesn’t need a pepperoni pizza. She needs my fat cock stuffed in every one of her holes so I can fuck the fag right out of her.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      November 9, 2018 at 4:09 pm

      I have a room full of ready to go black dudes to finish the job after you’re done with her

      • Ok
        November 10, 2018 at 10:10 am

        Really? Are they your rightful property? What did you have them working on before this?

        • Dr. Cock
          November 10, 2018 at 2:37 pm

          Hold on, let me put some AA batteries in my gender-fluid translator.

          OK, now ask me again, slut.

          • Ok
            November 10, 2018 at 4:03 pm

            I was looking at it as an issue of race not gender but you did specify that they were all dudes in that room of yours so I guess I have my answer. Some guys are into the cuck thing. Or maybe they were for you. To each his own.

  • Anonymous
    November 9, 2018 at 3:43 pm

    Bunch of crazies and I’m not talking about the pizza joint.

  • Mental Retards
    November 9, 2018 at 3:14 pm

    Sick of all the transgender and gay bullshit. Men should act and look like men. Same for women. Fuck 2 unisex bathrooms. Phil Robertson was right.

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    November 9, 2018 at 3:09 pm

    So is the pizza any good or what?

    • George Wallace
      November 9, 2018 at 3:50 pm

      Yass, but they don’t have a “Colored” section, so y’all moon crickets ain’t welcome.

      • Captain Trips
        Black Snake Moan
        November 9, 2018 at 4:21 pm

        THAT WAS FUNNY!!

      • Captain Trips
        Captain Trips
        November 9, 2018 at 4:23 pm

        That deserves an award. That was the funniest fucking response I’ve ever read on Tutrtleboy

  • bigdaddy
    November 9, 2018 at 3:03 pm

    Doesn’t Tim “crash” Murray have better things to do than act like a douchy SJW

    • Akihito
      November 10, 2018 at 6:48 am

      Not any more 🙂

  • Big Lou
    November 9, 2018 at 2:36 pm

    Never heard of this place until now. The bathroom signs are funny, and now I want to eat there.
    LOL @ people who get this upset over nothing.


  • Vigil Ante
    Joe Mama
    November 9, 2018 at 2:27 pm

    Question….Is the outrage because of the Pre-trans pic being displayed? What if DeCostas had put up a picture of Chaz Bono on the Men’s room door and Caitlin on the Women’s, would there still be a problem?

    • mike
      November 9, 2018 at 3:30 pm

      They will just find something else to eventually bitch about. These people are not happy, and they’re not in good places in life.

      Almost none of them have a nice loving family to go home to every day.

      • Captain Trips
        House of Many Cums
        November 9, 2018 at 10:12 pm

        I’ll be happy to give any good looking ones a nice home to cum to every day! Only 18 and under need apply!

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