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Morons Defend Hoodrats Who Pulled The Chew And Screw Because Shaming Criminals Is Heartless

There is nothing wrong with a good ol’ fashioned public shaming.

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Alright turtle riders, do your thing. We need help in identifying these little shit weasels who walked out on their bill at Heidi’s in Brockton. Seems these upstanding citizens ate up $35 or more of chow, dropped a few singles on the table to make it look like they paid, and then strolled on out. They probably didn’t think the place had cameras. Whoops.

The business owner of Heidi’s, Alex Kosmidis, is rightfully pissed off and asking the public for their help identifying them. Don’t give me any of that “snitches get” whatever the hell hoodrat rules be these days. Protecting the businesses in your own neighborhood comes first.

Message us on Facebook or at so we can expose these turds.

Oh, and there is always one jackass in the crowd. Take a look at this slug who tried, through some kind of sloppy English (and I can decipher straight ghetto Internet speak after only working here a few months,) DEFENDING these bottom-dwellers.

Sela, the next time you want to shit all over a small business owner, who was just asking help in identifying the kids that stole from him, remember the Turtle and shut your man-pleaser. These idiots weren’t starving. They thought they could get away with it. I’m sure everyone goes out to breakfast in a pack with their hoods up. Alex isn’t Sally Struthers waving a protein bar out of reach of poor little Ndugu. He runs a business for profit and probably works his ass off while you’re probably out buying Mall kiosk bling with your EBT card.

Enough about that slore, she pissed me off, let’s help Alex out and make these guys famous.


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41 Comment(s)
  • Justice
    December 19, 2016 at 9:10 pm

    Imagine they can afford them gansta’ sweats and hoodies, not to mention them POPPIN’ sneakers and weed, yet they can’t pay for their food. Of course they were hungry. Weed makes you hungry. SHAME them Turtle. I bet you already have the names! If you don’t, I’d start by looking at Sela Alves Facebook friends. Quick to defend the guys she doesn’t know?

  • whatevuh
    December 19, 2016 at 4:58 pm

    It’s all part of the Reparations I must pay due to my white privilege. I’m actually happy every time I see a black kill another black, less taxes and EBT out of my pocket. It’s called thinning the heard . . . and it doesn’t bother me one fucking bit . . . .

    • whatevuh
      December 19, 2016 at 4:58 pm


  • Reddog
    December 19, 2016 at 4:33 pm

    I’d love to help,but they all look the same to me.

  • Wabbitt
    December 19, 2016 at 12:47 pm

    I’d be willing to bet that the only pleasure any man gets from her mouth is the few minutes of silence while she’s slobbing the knob.

  • BobnMic
    December 19, 2016 at 12:33 pm

    The party will indeed be over soon for hoodrats like this. An Armageddon of sorts where Good shall prevail and this nation will fall into balance that it has not experienced in 35 years…

    • BobnMic's Gaping Anus
      December 19, 2016 at 12:42 pm

      I like how the Yelp reviews of the Boston Eagle described my gloryhole acrobatics as Analgeddon.

      • BobnMic
        December 19, 2016 at 1:03 pm

        Turd – when are you going to stop man. I have not mentioned/commented about your GF in days now. And neither has she onto me. So time to give it a rest bud. Do us all a favor.

        • DJ Turd Burglestein
          December 19, 2016 at 6:28 pm

          More like if by days you mean hours. May be close to a day now though. But nah…ain’t doing you no favors. Besides we have our adoring fanbase here who would just be so forlorn if I didn’t give you a digital swirly here daily.

          The “Fake” Turd Burglestein who may or may not also be the mastermind behind BobnMic’ Gaping Anus.

          P.S. Enjoy the video calling you out on another one of your lies.

        • BobnMic is a lying SJW
          December 19, 2016 at 6:36 pm

          Days you say, eh???

          December 18, 2016 at 2:06 am
          2 5 Rate This

          Wow killing two birds with one stone there Fiesty huh? Just how sick are you?

        • BobnMic is a lying SJW
          December 19, 2016 at 6:44 pm

          Bu bu bu but I thought you enjoyed this bobbie. Just the other day you were saying how much you loved winning and counterpunching. Go grab a snickers and quit being such a whiny vagina. You can’t be tired of winning yet. Trump hasn’t even been sworn in yet.

          December 16, 2016 at 6:00 pm
          1 14 Rate This

          My haters are growing by the second… I’m enjoying this. I always win. I counter punch like a karate expert. You want to talk about me and my wife? You’re jealous that she’s a hot piece of boston beef?

  • Turtleboy Customer Service
    December 19, 2016 at 12:18 pm

    Sela is not a whore but $20.00 bucks is $20.00 bucks. Perhaps she can get her knees dirty to pay back the money since she likes to open her cock collector!

    • Just per say
      December 19, 2016 at 12:51 pm

      Dude watch what you say Because she can easily File a lawsuit against you and Im pretty sure you dont want to see the outcome unless you are filthy rich and if you are sentenced to so many years in jail I would suggest you dont bend over because someone is gonna take it to your mangina every day while you are in there

      • It's per se
        December 19, 2016 at 4:37 pm

        Maybe if I type one big long run on sentence cumplete with typing errors and lack of a point and sentence structur with no realpoint maybe someone will think I have a thought in my damn head and add a few mangina refernces and A random Capitalization here and there you would think that I could have any thot in my head at all because you need a lawsuit Because you cant Judge me only God can and you dont want to see what happens in jail with your bending over mangina Because gay sex.

  • Noseface
    December 19, 2016 at 11:43 am

    Scroll up and look……I’ll wait.

  • Noseface
    December 19, 2016 at 11:41 am

    Surprised the one in red hoodie didn’t trip over his lower lip during the getaway.

    • Mushmouth
      December 19, 2016 at 11:57 am

      Budeep a bubba da beep my lubba.

    • Talisman
      December 19, 2016 at 12:13 pm

      You better tuck that in.
      Gonna get that caught on a trip wire.

    • BobnMic's Gaping Anus
      December 19, 2016 at 12:37 pm

      I remember that that one time I tripped over my dangling hemorroid during my getaway. Twas upon a night not too long ago and I had been working a triple overtime shift down at The Boston Eagle. The boss wanted me to do another overtime shift immediately following this one, but wasn’t going to pay my standard hourly rate of 3 fiddy. So I was going to try to sneak out and pretend like I hadn’t heard him, but I tripped over a dangling hemorroid that for lack of a better description looked like a night crawler hanging from a slice of ruby red grapefruit. Any old who, I let out a yelp which could only be described as part pain/part pleasure so my chances at sneaking off quietly had been destroyed (much like my butthole).

      I forget where I was going to with this story, but it doesn’t matter because I had the best night of buttsex ever and even though I got mugged on my way home and lost my 74 cents in hard earned tips that night I got gang banged by a group of well hung hoodrats and you just can’t put a price on memories like these.

      Merry Christmas from BobnMic’s Gaping Anus.

      • Talisman
        December 19, 2016 at 3:48 pm

        Hemorrhoid? Are you sure it wasn’t ass hair?

        • BobnMic's Tiny Penis
          December 19, 2016 at 4:53 pm

          Oh, I’m very positive it was a hemmoroid. I spend a lot of time manscaping my gaping anus and I was very careful to pluck all around the circumference of my wrinkled star. Now as far as my front door goes, you can see I just let that shit go wild. Honestly I’m scared to do anything with that because I might accidentally clip a pube only to find out that it was my tiny penis.

  • Neighborhoodr Cleanup Company
    December 19, 2016 at 11:29 am

    Just another pack of noggers pulling their usual noggering thievery. Nothing a hank of rope and a stout oak branch can’t cure.

    We can only hope that open season on these predatory bootlips will be declared on 1/20/17.

  • Hugh Beaumont
    December 19, 2016 at 11:22 am

    What happened to the Auburn Mall fight blogs?

    • Hugh Beaumont
      December 19, 2016 at 11:27 am

      Weird. One of browsers show them, and another doesn’t. Never happened before.

      • December 19, 2016 at 11:28 am

        That’s weird. Do you need links to them?

  • Just Sayin'
    December 19, 2016 at 10:56 am

    Sela doesn’t feel bad, since she and her EBT card are indirectly taking money out of Alex’s pocket as well


    • Just per say
      December 19, 2016 at 12:44 pm

      Dude are you fucking serious You are now gonna pick on those that cant afford food and shit and have to use a ebt card , You have a serious fucking problem , I work full time for a living and You know what there are people worse off than us I dont mind spending a little money out of my tax dollars to help support some of these people so if you dont work or have anything better to say to anyone then Fuckoff and shut your dam man hole and stop picking on those that have to use ebt to survive

      • Just per say
        December 19, 2016 at 12:48 pm

        and Yes I dont agree with those hodrats just walking away without paying for there meal it was not fair to alex as a buisness owner but it dont give you the right to start using the public welfare system to your advantage

      • Wabbitt
        December 19, 2016 at 12:49 pm

        Someone’s triggered…

      • Joel Cohen
        December 19, 2016 at 12:57 pm

        Asshole: answer why the vast majority of EBT cardholders seem to be able, working age people? They stroll past the Help Wanted signs because it is easier to suck off the tit of stupid fucks like you than it is to get a job and work hard. Most of the Welfare is generational – the grandparents are on it, so aren’t the parents and the kids are too.

        My daughter is a Case Worker with a big heart but she is totally ripped by the slugs she sees every day with clothes and shoes she cannot afford – and she has a job! These asshats show off their new tattoos, new grills, new jewelry then beg for more because they don’t have any money for food, diapers or housing.

        Donate your whole salary to some slug rake, see how appreciative they are and see if it makes a difference in their life. They will laugh and beg for more, you moron.

      • Diane Woods emerson
        December 19, 2016 at 1:05 pm

        Ass chewing and hissy fitting will have more impact with proper punctuation. Read it out loud and u will see the difference it can make. The endless sentences literally make NO SENSE.

      • PW
        December 21, 2016 at 1:11 am

        How about instead of volunteering everyone’s tax dollars, just reach into your OWN pocket to “help support some of these people?”

        Taxes should be for infrastructure and public works and public safety…not supporting people who won’t support themselves and/or their families.

        I know that there are people who are truly in need and cannot work…my personal experience is that those are the last to ask for help (or the last to get it, due to the gimme-gimme entitleds pushing to the front of the line.

  • ninja turtleboy
    December 19, 2016 at 10:28 am

    a self proclaimed ‘pro-feminist blog’, that refers to women’s mouths as ‘man-pleasers’. interesting.

    either way, hope these dudes get jumped for their stacks of 20’s

    • December 19, 2016 at 10:30 am

      A girl wrote this. If you’re not using your mouth to speak a proper language… I have to assume that is what you’re using it for.

      • ninja turtleboy
        December 19, 2016 at 10:37 am

        dumb. anyway, you and turtleboy should do a drive through route 9 flea market in shrewsbury and do a blog write up on that if if hasnt been done yet. the ‘expensive’ clothes these gutter rats were wearing probably came from somewhere similar. knockoff haven for hoodrats everywhere. unreal people watching content

        • December 19, 2016 at 10:39 am

          I’m never up that way but I will send that lead over to TB. He loves that shit.

        • Diane Woods emerson
          December 19, 2016 at 1:01 pm

          That fleamarket confuses me. Just walking in there is basically against the law and there are cops there being paid for security. They are securing trademark infringement, fraud and i am sure some stolen goods. So how is this place still open? And how do some people really think hey are getting REAL uggs or Northface. Clearly i have been there but the whole time i was waiting for a bust to happen to be honest.

      • Turd Burglestein
        December 19, 2016 at 11:01 am

        Hey now there SSTG…this girl could be a thespian. I know most thespians are usually fat and nasty like those cheesehog gravy dumpsters that went all Jerry Springer in the Auburn mall, but hot thespians do exist…I’ve seen the proof in porn movies. So anyways just so you don’t offend the ninja snowflakes(which it appears you have already done), a more gender neutral description of her “man pleaser” is needed, since it could technically be a lady pleaser too. I would recommend that you call it crotch massaging gobblebox, since a crotch massaging gobblebox can gobble your meat whether it’s fish or long pulled pork.

        • Talisman
          December 19, 2016 at 12:09 pm

          Yes, it could be either a knob polisher or a meat curtain duster, but judging from her defense of the hoodrats here, I’m certain SSTG has the correct description.

  • Spankster
    December 19, 2016 at 10:22 am

    I predict another internet lawsuit since you “Slandered ” her.

    • December 19, 2016 at 10:23 am

      I doubt she could spell it.

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