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Multiple Felon Brockton Taxi Driver With DUI And Assault Convictions Somehow Still Employed While Turnt On The Job

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Brockton has been bustling this week with all sorts of ratchetry and really living up to its reputation as a cesspool of debauchery.


A lot of people get around anti-fairyland via taxis, which is way safer than the T or public transportation, which is beginning to rival the public transportation you’d find in India. Or at least it used to be until this fuckstick bag of shit showed up. Meet this guy who goes by Jack Peirce.


Jackie the drunk, whose real name is John was arrested on June 1st for sloshed on the job after a passenger reported his ass to the popo.

The Easton Patch reported “A Brockton man was arrested Thursday for drunk driving after his wife, a passenger, called the police asking for assistance.

John Pierce, 46, of 503 North Carey St in Brockton was charged with operating under the influence of alcohol and operating to endanger by Easton Police Officer Keith Boone, Police Chief Allen Krajcik said.

Krajcik said the police received a call at 11:30 p.m. Thursday from Pierce’s wife, Linda Pierce, who said the driver was intoxicated and she was in need of assistance. Police located the vehicle, and after an investigation, arrested Pierce.

His wife, who was also intoxicated, was taken into protective custody, Krajcik said.”


So the drunk Jack ass here was taking his lush of a lady for a late night swerve around town and at some point she was sobered up enough to realize that this was a wicked bad idea. Because driving under the influence of anything is always a bad idea. What I’d like to know is why she couldn’t wrangle this donkey to get him to pull over? What in the world would make her have to call the police to help? Oh, this might be why…

Courtesy of the Brockton Police Log:

2:03 a.m. Disturbance by a family. Elmcourt Hotel, 33 W. Elm St. Female came to front desk and asked her to call police. She is having some sort of problem with her boyfriend. Lower apartment. John W. Pierce, 46, of 503 N. Cary St., Apt. 1, Brockton was charged with A&B with a dangerous weapon.


That was in 2012, presumably back when they were dating. I’m feeling reserved today so I won’t go on a rant about how marrying a guy who’s obviously nuttier than a shithouse rat is a really bad idea. I also won’t go on a rant about how anyone who pulls that shit on the person they supposedly love is a complete piece of shit. This isn’t about some douchebag ass rag who beats on women and drives around shithoused. This is about the fact that somehow this guy is still a taxi driver.

The thing is you have to go through the Brockton police department for your taxi driver’s license and they have very strict rules for everyone who walks through their doors. You cannot be an unstable, crazy ass mufuggin’ lunatic and drive a taxi, you just can’t. He has been arrested for assault on his wife and at least one DUI, that’s two strikes so he ought to be double out. But he isn’t. Why? Well, the word is that his brother is on the Brockton police force, a guy only known as Officer Peirce who I can’t find anywhere. However, that’s not the biggest issue here, the issue is that the owner of Yellow Cab Of Brockton still has this fucker employed.

Brian Parker, who can be reached at 508-583-1234 if you need a ride, if the owner of Brockton Yellow Cab.

Yellow cab has a contract with the state that includes transportation for abused women to shelters, which is a great thing until you take into consideration that Jack the drunken woman beating driver might be the guy picking up vulnerable women and bringing them to shelters that are generally regarded as a secret location. And a very reliable source has stated that Jack still likes to drink on the job. Fucking seriously?

It’s really unfortunate that these guys don’t have much of an online presence aside from mugshots and a Facebook Page for Brian’s Yellow Taxi Of Brockton, which I urge you all NOT to contact about this John-call-me-Jack ass who drives battered women around while wasted. Just don’t guys, that’s mean! And definitely don’t ask why he’s got a convicted felon with a DUI and a conviction for assault with a deadly weapon employed to drive around a congested city, presumably shitfaced. Just don’t you guys, I mean it.

Esther Manch on the Book.


8 Comment(s)
  • Coming for you
    July 2, 2018 at 6:09 am

    You have no right to try to ruin people’s lives, you piece of shit.
    You attack my friends, I attack you. It’s that simple.
    You better have insurance, cuz when I’m done with you, you’re gonna need it. You wont be able to type anymore after I break all of your fingers

  • Jessica
    July 1, 2018 at 5:59 am

    Linda’s face should be up there

    • Justin Pierce
      July 1, 2018 at 11:04 pm

      Your face should be up here

  • Taxes4life
    June 29, 2018 at 5:39 pm

    A chunk of taxi drivers drink/drug on the job? Pervs? Hahahaha. Uber has nothing on the taxi guys. The taxi guys invented this brand of behavior.

    • Hantzis
      July 2, 2018 at 11:30 pm

      LOL…TB should do a story about cabbies. Gossip, drugs, and sexual nonsense abound.
      Funny as fuck unless you are in the backseat.

  • Justin
    June 29, 2018 at 10:08 am

    His brother is or was a Brockton cop.

  • Turtle Flavored Butt Plug
    June 29, 2018 at 8:55 am

    It’s truly incredible how low and vile people can be and still be given all the opportunities in the world to offend again. It’s unreal. This dood out here getting DUI’s like it’s a game and maintains his exact same lifestyle?

    • June 29, 2018 at 2:32 pm

      Hopefully, now that will change. I really, really don’t like people who feel it’s acceptable to put others in danger on a daily basis.

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