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Natick Dumpsterslug We Exposed For Selling Kid’s Food Stamps For Heroin Money Is Messaging Racial Slurs At Turtle Riders For Continuing To Expose Her Scams

Natick Dumpsterslug We Exposed For Selling Kid’s Food Stamps For Heroin Money Is Messaging Racial Slurs At Turtle Riders For Continuing To Expose Her Scams

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Earlier this month we published this blog about a Natick dumpsterslug named Katherine Lanagan (AKA Katherine Jeffs) selling food stamps and her children’s possessions in order to finance her heroin habit.

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Well, a turtle rider saw her posting again the other day in some sort of community page, and they decided to post our blog in an attempt to warn people not to fall for her scams. And this turtle rider just so happens to be married to a lovely African-American woman, which the Natick dumpsterslug apparently does not care for, as can be seen in the message she immediately sent him afterwards:

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This is the kind of individual taxpayers finance. This is the kind of individual who still has custody of a littler of children. This is the kind of individual we live to expose. Gravy dumpsters like this better get used to the fact that their days of scamming the system are over. Because Turtleboy is always watching, and we LOVE to blow up your spot.


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17 Comment(s)
  • Luaghing black guy
    February 26, 2017 at 10:47 am

    Your dumpster slug lmao fucken maggot yuppie trump has to sopport people like you since now heroin is in all the urban niehborhoods like when crack hit the projects in the 80s you deserve your heroin addiction we all get to watch a ugly girl turn into a fucken zombie .

  • Wabbitt
    February 25, 2017 at 4:19 pm

    I love how gutter trash like this are always thankful for Trump.

    Newsflash tubby – Trump fucking hates you. And if he didn’t need the votes of sub-human excrement like you, he’d cut every last one of your benefits and throw you over the wall.

    Frankly, if he did that it really would make America great. And I’d vote for him in 2020.

  • Grossed out
    February 24, 2017 at 4:08 pm

    Is it just me or does she look exactly like Lena Dunham? Ewwwww

    • ElJefe72
      February 24, 2017 at 5:00 pm

      Lol! I was thinking the same thing. Maybe she’s Dunham’s little sister she liked to feel up when they were younger.

  • Brian Albrecht
    February 24, 2017 at 3:31 pm

    What a fat disgusting pig of a human.. which raises the question are we sure shes a junkie? Pretty fat to be shooting dope, maybe she recently discovered she can sell food stamps so she has been eating decently? Questions I need answers to!

    • Iamme
      February 24, 2017 at 7:19 pm

      Yes she asked for diesel wich is street talk for heroin

  • JoeMomma
    February 24, 2017 at 3:26 pm

    Taxpayers purchased the other formula. Worthless people have no purchasing ability. Carry on.

  • Jenny Craig
    February 24, 2017 at 3:18 pm

    Bring your EBT card in, we have a ten week special running.

  • ZephyrCat
    February 24, 2017 at 2:54 pm

    Funny. She says thank God for Trump, as if the ol’ Donald would ever use her as anything other than an example of all that’s wrong with the country.

    • Duke Westwood
      February 24, 2017 at 3:02 pm

      I wonder how she’ll feel about him when he cleans up the welfare/food stamp system and requires work for benefits…

  • Turd Burglestein
    February 24, 2017 at 2:30 pm


  • SickBaby D-bag
    February 24, 2017 at 2:24 pm

    This lady is what it would look like if Woonsockett was a human…

  • White Pride White Power
    February 24, 2017 at 2:22 pm

    Ironic that a black is complaining about people on welfare…

    • BlackManFucksYoWhiteBoyBooty
      February 24, 2017 at 11:31 pm

      The secret behind all good white supremacists is that they project their secret love for draining black balls via black hogs, all white power boys pay extra to gobble black hog

      • Kanacke Hasser
        February 7, 2018 at 3:30 pm

        The funny thing is that the “White Pride White Power” douchenozzle is actually an Antifa leftist who trolls this page continuously because he thinks his antics affect us in some way. It’s what ineffectual commie terrorists do when they don’t have the balls to destroy storefronts.

        So in real life, being a liberal bro, he categorically loves to fellate men of any type. Being a liberal, he doesn’t discriminate.


  • BobnMic
    February 24, 2017 at 2:21 pm

    I’m a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and…I like to kiss my own butt.

    And… Firsties…

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