Nazis From Montreal, California, Providence Are Attacking Turtleboy Advertisers With Bad Reviews, Here’s How We Defeat Them
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Need your help today turtle riders. Our advertisers are some of the finest businesses Worcester County has to offer. Without them, Turtleboy Sports could not exist. Can’t stress that enough. They choose to advertise with us, not necessarily because they agree with everything we publish, but because they know Turtleboy is where everyone who matters goes to consume the news. That’s what smart business owners do – they advertise where they will be seen.
However, some people don’t like Turtleboy Sports. And rather than just moving on and reading the Huffington Post, they make it their business to hurt small businesses. Because nothing is allowed to be on the Internet if they don’t agree with it. Of course, if they phrased it that way then they’d sound like fascists. So they lie, and they say that Turtleboy is racist, or sexist, or whatever other SJW buzzword is hot that day. Because in their diluted minds they don’t come across as the Nazi thought police if they harass a small business for advertising with a “racist” or “sexist” or “homophobic” blog.
They’ve also figured out that business pages on Facebook cannot delete negative reviews. And in the last 24 hours there must’ve been some type of alarm for the butthurts to invade two of our original advertisers who have been with us since day one – JJM Insurance and Smokestack Urban Barbecue.
So we need turtle riders to please stop what you’re doing and write a positive review for JJM Insurance by clicking here, and Smokestack Urban Barbecue by clicking here. For whatever reason it seems to be these two businesses that are getting it the most, but feel free to write positive reviews for all of our adveristers. It doesn’t matter if you’ve never been there before, because none of these clowns have been either. We just need you to rate them five stars and say something nice, and about how you do business with them SPECIFICALLY because of their affiliation with Turtleboy Sports. It helps their overall rating, which directly affects their online reputation. It’s Christmas and we need to let them know that we’ve got their backs in the face of these Internet terrorists.
Let’s see what they’re saying….
Serena Neyman is “taking her business elsewhere” because JJM advertises on a “racist blog.” I’m sure JJM will really miss her business from the Bronx:
That’s what’s so despicable about these lost souls. They never did any business with JJM in the first place. So by saying that they’re “taking their business elsewhere,” they’re just straight up lying. You can’t take your business from a business you’ve never done business with. And for what it’s worth, science proved Turtleboy Sports is not even remotely close to being racist.
As it turns out boycotting places she’s never been is kind of Sarena’s thing:
These people are such winners. They really are. They’ve convinced themselves they’re doing something noble, but they’re really just bullies. We can’t let them win.
Then there’s Tyler Nation, who also left a 1 star review and apparently won’t be going to JJM any time soon. I don’t know how they’ll survive without his business out in California:
Yup, this guy actually owns a start up. Just your typical white guy who throws around the race card because he’s trying to mask the fact that he’s basically the definition of a sheltered, racist WASP.
Don’t see too many people of color on his Facebook friends list. Shocking.
Looks like Nicholas Revile from Providence wasn’t happy with his non-existent business from Providence.
Here’s another negative review JJM received:
Funny, because this poo-poo head is local. He was actually featured in Worcester Magazine two years ago for his blacksmithing business.
Starting to see a trend yet with these people? Oh yea, they’re all hipster white idiots from the burbs who desperately want to prove to their non-existent black and brown friends that they’re one of the good ones. And this is how they do it. By attacking small businesses in groups. Sad.
And of course they’re still going after Smokestack Barbecue. Because that strategy has worked so well for the last couple years:
Mallory Knodel is NOT going to Smokestack Barbecue anytime soon. But if she did she’d need a passport because her Canadian ass is stuck up in Montreal.
Oh look, a self-described “hacker and activist.” I’m sure she’ll really be missing out on Smokestack’s AMAZING buffalo wings that I’m about to go pick up along with a gift card for Grandma and Grandpa Turtleboy. And once again Mallory just so happens to be a young, white, hipster chick with glasses and a serious lack of any type of diversity in her life:
Here’s one last winner:
Turtleboy promotes racism? Hey Alex, show us one racist blog we’ve written and we’ll shut down the website for good and write a check for $10,000 to black lives matter. Sounds like a good offer, right? Should be easy to prove, since we’ve written thousands of blogs. Surely you can find one. We anxiously await hearing from you all the way in San Francisco.
The face of every SJW ever:
Anyway, don’t forget to write a positive review for JJM Insurance by clicking here, and Smokestack Urban Barbecue by clicking here. Also, since these people like to voice their opinions on these pages, feel free to comment under their negative reviews to let them know what you think of them. Remember, we are better than them. We are on the side of good, and they represent pure evil.
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