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New Bedford Chumbucket Is Upset That His Filthy Low Income Apartment is Filthy, Makes Angry Video Instead Of Cleaning Or Getting The Hell Out Of Low Income Housing

Today an iIllegal immigrant immune to a wall on the Mexican border who assaulted a guy over a hat ended up detained by ICE in Falmouth, a poorly bred halfwit career criminal manged to fail not once, but in four attempts to violently rob residents of a neighborhood in West Springfield, and meanwhile, in New Bedford….

Some unwashed vagrant who goes by “J Rock” is really upset that his apartment in Harborview Towers is infested with mice and roaches, and he has taken to social media to tell you all about how it is totally not his fault, you guys, in what may be the itchiest, most gag reflex-inducing 20 minutes of your day:

With a persona like that, I simply cannot understand why Mr. Rock is living in a low income apartment building in the shittiest part of the shittiest city on the South Coast.

This is the New Bedford version of consumer protection. J Rock keeps repeating, “People get roped in to this”, like he has been paying for a luxury oceanfront condominium and instead finds himself living in a shitty low-income apartment in the South end of the South Coast’s most scum infested armpit. Maybe you need to manage your expectations a little better, buddy. You go by “J Rock” and spend your free time filming the hoodbooger version of MTV’s cribs on your shitty Boost mobile phone while ripping butts in your kitchen and crying about living conditions for your kids. The odds of you buying a nice home in Dartmouth or even Fairhaven was exactly zero to begin with.

You weren’t hoodwinked here, you are right where you choose to be. Other able bodied young men with families might be, I don’t know, working instead? But not J Rock. He’s out here warning the rest of the EBT mafia to avoid one of the many luxurious state funded hovels his fine city has to offer, as if there’s even a real choice there.

And although I will give J Rock the benefit that his apartment is very clearly vermin-infested, I’d like to make the gentle suggestion that perhaps this is the case because the only thing that sees less washing than the matted oil slick of a mane stuffed under his flat brim is every single inch of his living space.


The used maxi pad really compliments the urine caked toilet. Quite the “I sell these stamps for half on the dollar” ambiance you got going on there, Crackaroni and Sleaze.

I’m no exterminator, but I feel like a good way to discourage infestation is to not leave garbage, dirty paper plates and general filth strewn across every single square foot of your home.

I almost feel bad for the mice.

I agree that it’s no way to live, J. I just think you need to invest in some bleach and a broom and dustpan for starters. And maybe adhere to the “smoke free” policy while you’re at it, if you’re going to get so damn upset.

Not that it even needs any more discrediting, but the chorus of sentagraphs written in broken English by Government Handoutville’s finest citizens agreeing with Mr. Rock’s assessment of the New Bedford Public Housing Authority’s tax payer funded accommodations don’t exactly lend much credence to his argument.


Sure thing. He definitely “tried”….everything but not living in abject squalor.


Anyway, tune in next week, when J Rock checks in to complain about the taste and consistency of Government cheese.









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26 Comment(s)
  • LITHC, look it up
    March 2, 2019 at 3:36 pm

    who is the real mooch, the working taxpayer family that gets a little help with their rent, or the deep pockets corporations that get to pay less taxes because they rented to that working taxpayer family that gets a little help with their rent, why BTW *is already required by MA state law*.

  • So done
    February 28, 2019 at 7:22 am

    Why don’t you use you platform to help people too, instead of just assuming everyone is shit besides yourself. I use to love TBS I’m seriously starting to wonder if you think you shit roses. It’s getting old. Look into what really happens in low income housing. And maybe help a lot of people instead of talking shit about them.

  • Iworkinhousing
    February 27, 2019 at 1:12 pm

    You have to clean up before any extermination would work!!! IJS

    • Hate me I could give a shit
      February 27, 2019 at 8:36 pm

      Some people pay 800$ a month or more to live in low income housing. It’s not as cheap as you think. Everyone’s income is different, along with everyone’s rent. And I know for a fact that there are plenty of properties that the get ignored just because they are low income. And they also get ignored by the board of health. And it’s wrong. You think because some people are poor it’s always by choice. They are drug addicts, has to be the only reason. No. How about the people who are in these situtions because of escaping domestic abuse and they get away with their children and still work a 40 +hour a week job but still have no choice but to live in low income housing, since they are doing it all alone because most men who abuse their children’s mother also don’t give them child support as a way to hurt them. Cause that’s what they do. And sometimes it’s all a mother can do to take care of their children and themselves. And they end up living in low income housing. They can be clean as can be, but that don’t stop the basements from flooding with septic, mold in 90 percent of the apartments. Or the fact that when you call for regular maitnece or anything you are pretty much ignored. My favorite line that is given is “we will call you back” even if you ask “are you really gonna call me” they say yes and never do. There are a lot of things that shouldn’t be allowed to happen but do in low income housing. Because your poor and need help you become shit, even before anyone bothers to know what you situation is. You are shit if you live in some form of housing, no matter what you pay for rent. No matter what and that’s wrong. I do not care if everyone dislikes this comment. It’s true. Not everyone chooses this to be their life, and in the mean time that they may need a little help, nobody should live in the conditions the people in low income housing live in. Period. I will agree their are plenty of people who take shit for granted. But what is sad is that not everyone takes advantage of things. Some people are really just trying to survive.

  • Y
    February 27, 2019 at 12:40 pm

    Harborview owner: Mo Vaughn.
    The Hit Dog has quite the real-estate empire.

  • Big Wick
    February 27, 2019 at 9:57 am

    The Facebook responses are pretty entertaining. “… Rats and masteration” and “varnaculer” are prime. I like the description as “sentagraphs.” Hey, I’d be willing to send him, free of charge, a box of Hefty trash bags, bottle of 409, and carton of paper towels, just to get him started… but he’d probably end up just selling the stuff on CraigsList. He can buy paper plates and cellphone minutes, but not cleaning supplies? For starters, needs to be shorn and hosed down.

  • Armand Tanzerian
    February 27, 2019 at 9:18 am

    In an apartment building like that the only way to permanently get rid of the roaches is to burn it to the ground, literally. Roaches (and bedbugs) come in thru used sofas bought on craigslist and clothing in another fleabag apartment and even in grocery bags from a bodega down the street. Then you got Section 8 lifers like this dude who think cleaning their apartment means bringing their trash down to the dumpster once a month. My advice to him is get a flashlight and a can of Raid and happy hunting!

  • deflatteddoritodinks
    February 27, 2019 at 8:56 am

    Can we deport American citizens that just don’t measure up like this guy? There oughta be a law.

  • Michael Hunt
    Mike Hunt
    February 27, 2019 at 8:25 am

    Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior, Mr. Clean?

  • Bertrand Russell
    February 27, 2019 at 7:36 am

    J. Rock. Is there an alternative to your living situation that doesn’t require taxpayer money?
    No matter the answer, whatever you do. DO NOT learn to code.

  • Independent Thinker
    February 27, 2019 at 7:27 am

    Filthy houses are the result of having filthy people living there. Trash piled up in the hallways is the result of filthy people. Streets and yards with litter are the result of filthy people. All of this attracts rodents and cockroaches.

  • Axel E. Rant
    February 27, 2019 at 6:47 am

    He’s complaining as if he pays more than 10% of the rent.
    Set this ragbag fuckboi on fire and make the world a better place.

  • Sir Wilfred Death
    February 27, 2019 at 6:29 am

    The building is neglected by the tenants, owners, and Board of Health because they are all part of the sick system. Everyone gets paid or something for free. It happens all over the country.

    This guy would have a better case if he lifted a finger to clean his own unit. His filthiness adds to the roach population. Classic Intergenerational Dependence Pathology of the underclass. Looking for someone else to address all problems.

    I clean my own house. Sweep, vacuum, take out trash, scrub toilets, mop, dust, etc. It’s a pain in the ass but that’s how adult life works. Why can’t this tool pick up a broom?

    This guy is hopeless. Nothing will change for him. I pity his kids.

    Social Media Is Cancer

  • Ain't got no time fo diss
    February 27, 2019 at 6:27 am

    This guy is so ridiculous that he almost seems like a parody of a greezy hoodrat.
    I couldn’t deal with him for more than a minute before walking away or telling him to fuck off before I start breaking bones.
    Brooklyn flat brim = I gotta Production Company, Yo. My boyz be spittin mad beatz and rhymin like dey ain’t got no tomorrowz to look fo’widz to.
    Seriously, scuzrats like this make me itchy all over, especially my index finger.

  • Y
    February 27, 2019 at 12:58 am

    How many illegal immigrants live there?
    Build the wall!
    #Trump2020 #MAGA

  • Shawn Silvia
    Juan Juarez
    February 26, 2019 at 10:43 pm

    Another dumb **** blogger that doesn’t understand the wall isn’t a one size fits all solution. The wall is to stop the people running across the desert, not overstaying Visa, you fucking pootha.

    • DT
      February 26, 2019 at 11:19 pm

      You have to go back

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    February 26, 2019 at 10:21 pm

    This lazy piece of shit let his unit get this bad so he could get away with not paying rent. It’s the oldest game in the freeloaders playbook. He probably spends an hour a day there, just enpugh to shoot some videos of the squalor. The sad part is the rest of the units are now infested. No worries. He will be dead in a year … Or behind bars. Deads better., that way we don’t have to support his ass

  • TJB
    February 26, 2019 at 9:16 pm

    Norway rats are difficult to kill, especially if they are established. A good start, instead of complaining would be to deep clean everything and every corner; block all the pipes coming into or out of the unit, and set up glue traps under the sink and vanity. It is difficult…but not impossible to keep them out of your unit. Norway rats carry fleas- which can be dangerous. Blaming someone else and expecting them to help will get you nowhere.

  • Randall Guy
    February 26, 2019 at 9:15 pm

    Great now everyone can down vote me again.

    • Randall Guy is gay
      February 26, 2019 at 9:26 pm

      and identify you as a faggot and a worthless slime ball. drop dead randall guy, you suck donkey balls

  • Captain Trips
    Board of Health
    February 26, 2019 at 9:10 pm

    I’ll probably go to hell for it, but I laughed watching this video. I thought it was hilarious.

    The board of health probably came in, saw what he looked like, so what he lives like, and thought to themselves “It would be completely useless to try to exterminate a pigsty like this” and left.

    Oh – and I thought his hat said “Brockton” lol

  • Gay Rock
    February 26, 2019 at 8:57 pm

    I feel terrible for the fleas, mice, rats, roaches or any other living creatures forced to live with that white trash pos. Unless you fucking work and support yourself then you have no reason to complain about anything. Complete scum

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    February 26, 2019 at 8:55 pm

    Something tells me his shower is spotless due to lack of use

    Is he single? Here’s one for you ladies!

  • Francis Sidebottom
    February 26, 2019 at 8:49 pm

    Maybe he should get a kitty cat to take care of those mice and then get aids and die from Toxoplasmosis just like the guy in trainspotting

    • WeRFuked
      February 27, 2019 at 8:29 am

      I Googled “Toxoplasmosis”

      Gross. But I think I have it.

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