This walking meth sore is John LaRace of Springfield, and he had a pretty busy Sunday by all accounts.
“West Springfield Police said that around 10 a.m. Sunday, several 911 calls came in reporting a disturbance, shots fired, and an active shooter along the 100 block of Ohio Avenue.
Once on-scene, police arrested John LaRace of Springfield behind an Ohio Avenue home.
Local and state police began an investigation and found that LaRace was allegedly involved in four separate crimes with four separate sets of victims.
In the first incident, police allege that LaRace, while masked, went to one home and attacked a resident at his back door, pistol whipped him twice, and tried to get into the home and steal his car.
“At this time this incident appears to be the intended target, however due to the crimes failure Mr. LaRace moved on,” police explained.
LaRace then allegedly confronted two neighbors, who were driving down the street, and raised his firearm and threatened them in what police described as an attempted carjacking. The victims were able to drive away while keeping LaRace in sight and calling 911.
The third incident reportedly involved LaRace threatening two neighbors who were driving into their driveway with a firearm and attempting another carjacking. Those victims put the car into reverse as LaRace held onto one of the vehicle’s doors. He fell into the street, then fled to the back of that residence where he was eventually arrested.
Police then allege that LaRace broke the back window to the home and forced his way inside while armed with the handgun. He then encountered the homeowner, who fought with LaRace and was able to physically force him back outside.
“LaRace falls down the rear stairs, where he is apprehended by WSPD Officers,” police explained.
Investigators recovered a 9-millimeter handgun with a spent shell casing inside, as well as a broken clip and items consistent with being used to bind someone.”
Can I just point out for a minute; Holy fuck, is this guy a dead ringer for Slingblade.
They could be from the same shallow gene pool.
Maybe he was just hungry. Sometimes you just have to bust out of the attic where momma keeps you, pistol whip a stranger, attempt to jack a couple cars, and get tossed down the stairs like the inbred halfwit you are to get some damn biscuits.
And of course, thanks to the angel-soft kindness of another compassionate judge, The Hills Have Eyes went on his crime spree while out on personal recognizance for a previous case of assault and battery causing serious bodily injury. Someone explain to me how this chud gets dragged in front of a judge on a serious violent charge, and the judge takes a look at this face:
And the record that undoubtedly goes along with it:
And decides, “LOL no big deal guys, send him back out into society, it’ll be fine.”
Yeah, it wasn’t fine. Shocking, I know. I mean, he was just about to start on his high school diploma at the ripe age of over 30.
Pretty sure this is why it’s illegal for first cousins to fuck.
He’s now being held on $100,000 bail, which is definitely a good thing, because judging from the looks of him he doesn’t know anyone who will earn that amount of money in their lifetime,
But it just seems like the entire neighborhood could have been spared an afternoon of violent terror if we just, you know, actually put dangerous criminals in jail.