Yesterday I published a blog about this Andover Crisco Crevice who was accused by multiple former employees at his “vape shop” (which illegally was used to sell marijuana without a license) of not paying them. He told one of the dudes that being paid was conditional upon taking down posts about not being paid. Because that’s a thing you can do.
While he owed these guys money he was spending money left and right on his now ex-girlfriend, and saw nothing wrong with it because he’s a piece of shit.
Pretty standard Turtleboy douchebag shaming of someone who clearly deserved to be called out.
Well, apparently one this walking etch-a-sketch wasn’t a fan.
She came in hot with the usual made up stuff about Uncle Turtleboy being a sexual predator who got fired, and blah, blah, blah.
If your defense of a friend who was publicly shamed on Turtleboy is to attack the source with baseless nonsense, then you don’t really have a defense. You’re just as big of a ratchet as they are.
But here’s the best part – she actually called out the Crisco Crevice on the very same post that was featured in the blog.
You can’t make this stuff up people. In March she urged the guy who had gotten bad checks and hadn’t been paid to make his post public for the purposes of humiliating the Andover Crico Crevice. We ended up seeing this post and blogging about it. Now here she is in November defending his honor. Can’t make this stuff up.
But wait – she had receipts! Take a wild guess which links she started posting….
Turtleboy Sporks!! Sounds legit girl! A free anonymous WordPress website made four years ago that hasn’t been updated, has no references our sourcing, and seems to be the ramblings of a butthurt ratchet who was likely featured on Turtleboy themselves.
She had more.
The Herald News article about Jennifer Panagakos suing Uncle Turtleboy because her millionaire husband doesn’t like to see people criticize his wife, who is 30 years his junior. She even quoted the baseless allegation that Unc is conspiring with a competing yoga instructor he’s never met or spoken to.
She also quoted a new one I’ve never seen – “Itsgoingdown.org.” Never seen this one before.
But it looks like some SJWs decorated the Turtleboy statue in Worcester, and they think Turtleboy is a racist because we’ve called out people of all colors and nationalities for being con-artists and criminals. This woman should be paid top dollar for her research skills.
For the record, we were too kind to the Crisco Crevice. He’s actually a much bigger piece of shit than first realized. Here’s a text message he sent an ex-girlfriend who was pregnant, bragging about how his fat ass is sexy and only “fucks dimes,” and making fun of her for being fat (while pregnant).
Here he is blaming another ex-girlfriend for making him go apeshit.
Because it’s a woman’s fault that he can’t control himself.
He likes to whine about how nobody understands him, and sends pictures of empty beer bottles so women will feel bad for the fact that he’s drinking away his self imposed depression.
He looked for more pity by vowing to drive drunk and crash into a tree.
And finally he started sending pictures of an arsenal of guns.
Definitely the kind of guy you want to come on Turtleboy to defend. Always ends well.
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