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We respect all constructive criticism of our blogs, particularly when it comes from established turtle riders. Because we publish thousands of blogs and no one is going to agree with them all. One criticism we have been hearing a lot this week is that we are picking on people who are not well. In particular this blog about the Ware Vibrator Bandits, this blog about the half naked teacher at Rice Square Elementary School who jumped out of a dumpster and tried fighting a kid, and this blog about a Spencer man who is suing his landlord for $500,000 for giving him gonorrhea and has called God as a witness to testify. Here’s some of the feedback we received in the Facebook commentary:

Clearly Danny has mental issues. It’s sad to me that you find it funny to make an article about someone who is suffering from mental illness. The mental health system is shit. Maybe you should investigate how shitty the mental health system is and how these poor people have no support and help.”

“TURTLEBOY, I’m one of your biggest fans, but your wrong on this one. The man is definitely has mental issues, and sounds like some kind of psychosis, we shouldn’t be making fun of him, or the fears he feels he is going thru. This could happen anytime town, mental illness knows no boundaries. I don’t believe he has any control over his behaviors. We shouldn’t be making fun of him, we should be praying he finds the help he needs. You were wrong on this one!!!

If he was on meds and somehow went off of them that could cause this. Also if the meds started to not work that could be a possibility but he would need to work that out with his care provider. Sometimes a physical illness can cause this time of erratic behavior. Hopefully he gets checked out and can go back to his job because people with mental disorders mostly can live productive lives with proper care

Not cool turtleboy.. as much as I agree and love most of your articles.. this man is clearly very sick right now.. just like people can get cancer or a heart attack sometimes peoples minds get sick as well

Glad you think that’s funny the family does not. Not nice to make fun of pp problems you just add fuel to fire. shameful

So the Ware Vibrator Bandits are addicted to drugs, which is basically a mental illness. The teacher and Spencer man are both obviously in need of help as well. However, what were we supposed to do? We had a video of a teacher popping out of a dumpster half naked and trying to fight a student? That was INSANE!!! Are we just not supposed to share these stories of public record because it might hurt your feelings? You’ll notice that in that blog we explicitly stated that there was a fundamental problem with how our mental health system works if this could happen at an elementary school. But you conveniently looked past that part. 

We blog about these stories not only because they’re hilarious and outrageous, but because we want to highlight problems in our society that need to be addressed. We don’t pretend to have all the solutions. Our job is to bring them to the light. Society’s job is to figure out what they wanna do about it. So for all you people who think we’re doing this to be mean, what exactly are you doing to help these people get better besides shaming Turtleboy on Facebook? 

Look, probably 90% of the people we write about could be classified as having some sort of mental health issue. So are we just supposed to ignore outrageous things they do because it might offend people? Do you not want to know about the Asian chicks in WANDA’s basement because she’s batshit insane?

Are we supposed to ignore that some guy jumped from the third floor of the courthouse because he didn’t wanna tuck his shirt in?


Do you not wanna know about this guy because he’s running a cult that preys on girls who are mentally weak?

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Do you think that we shouldn’t write about Trigglypuff? Because no one needs mental health assistance more than Trigglypuff. 

If you think that then you should probably find a blog with a bigger safe space, because Turtleboy might not be the place for you. 

As a matter of fact we were sued for $153,000 by this man:

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For suggesting that he was “crazy” and “mentally unbalanced.” Were we just not supposed to write about the fact that this OUTRAGEOUS lawsuit was happening in REAL LIFE because Gordon Davis is wacko? The guy from Spencer sued his landlord in REAL LIFE for $500,000!! He’s not going to win, but it’s a public record court document and we thought it was pretty insane so we blogged about it. He’ll survive. 

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Then there was this:

The only purpose, that I can see, in this article is to further shame Spencer for their recent bad publicity regarding the school system. This is not an example that should be used for that purpose. Just like in any town you want to pick, I’m sure you can find examples that are more fitting for your purpose in Spencer if you want too.

Don’t you get it? Bad publicity leads to good change. We were not shaming all of Spencer. We were shaming Kevin Hayes and Tracy Crowe for what they did to the students at David Prouty. We shamed them into submission and in doing so contributed to a revolution that overthrew Hayes from the School Committee.

Maybe this guy has family or friends out there who will help him out. Maybe they’ll get him to a hospital. Who knows. But I’ll tell you one thing – whatever he’s doing right now isn’t working. The guy should not be living alone in an apartment in Spencer. If we didn’t write about it then this nonsense would continue and there would be a 0.0% chance he’d receive any help. 

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This was my favorite though:

Turtle boy, i wish no harm on anyone, but you are constantly making fun of and bullying mentally ill people. My wish is your son will develop a mental illness and then you will feel the pain of those suffering.

So let me get this straight. You “wish me no harm,” but “your wish” for my son is for him to develop a mental illness? Oh yea, you’re the morally superior one in this scenario. Why stop there though? Maybe Turtleboy Jr. will get cancer. That will REALLY teach me a lesson about humility!!! 

The bottom line is that life isn’t always pretty. At Turtleboy Sports we don’t censor our material so as to not offend your delicate sensibilities. We show the REAL problems in society and we do it in a way that’s designed to entertain and make you think. And sometimes these problems get fixed. But without attention these unfortunate individuals would just continue down a road that is clearly not paved with smiles and rainbows. 



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22 Comment(s)
  • MommaH
    May 23, 2016 at 10:05 am

    I always knew there was a reasoning behind your madness @TBS…lol

  • Sal Monella
    May 22, 2016 at 2:19 am

    Who else is going to report on people doing whacked out shit? You expect the panty wearing boys at the telegram to write about Spencer’s finest or wacky crack heads that would be better off running City Hall? No, TBS has the balls to show life as it is. If somebody does something stupid, well, they are. If they act retarded, well wouldn’t they be retarded?

    The Social Justice Wussies can shove the PC bullshit up their ass.

    Thanks, turtle boy!

  • Sterling Turtle Rider
    May 22, 2016 at 12:37 am

    I work in the mental health field, and I see no problem with exposing this behavior – I have seen nothing that crosses the line, it is merely reporting what happens in the world. Are we supposed to put a total media blackout on any story that MAY involve someone who MIGHT be mentally ill? We’d have no damn news! Are these people actually advocating that we turn our back and pay no attention to anyone of these people? This politically correct SJW insanity has to stop, because that is the most harmful mental illness of them all – insidious, shallow people attempting to play thought police on the world. Keep reporting and damn the fools and their ‘concern’.

  • Reddog
    May 21, 2016 at 11:49 pm

    I don’t always agree with everything on here,but it isn’t sugar coated and I come back every day for more. Thanks for exposing Kevin Hayes and his antics. We voted him out by a landslide.

  • kittykicker
    May 21, 2016 at 9:28 pm

    This is “real life”. Unfiltered, unbiased reality!! To ignore it, or to pretend it isn’t happening is extremely naive! People who live in their bunnies, butterflies, and rainbows bubble need to wake up!! Things like recent posts here on Turtleboy essentially are highlighting the risks and dangers in this society. And hopefully open narrow-minded ignorant fools who feel everything is pleasant, and perfect, and can’t possibly truly believe in their “Coexist” bumper stickers on their hybrid Prius!!!

  • Joe Max
    May 21, 2016 at 6:37 pm

    It’s entertaining here, leave it be. ” The Worcester TMZ ” .

  • GoneWest
    May 21, 2016 at 6:25 pm

    Oh my god I can’t believe I forgot about that Jr Smokeshow and her uber escapade. FLL since this was before your time… FiestyLawyer, meet FiestyDoctor. FiestyDoctor, this is FiestyLawyer.

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      May 21, 2016 at 6:31 pm

      Who is FiestyDoctor? I’m intrigued… tell me more (rubs hands).

      • GoneWest
        May 21, 2016 at 11:14 pm

        “Junior Smokeshow Who Destroyed Uber Driver’s Car Is A Doctor And The Internet Has Savaged Her Life Online” Check the blog back from Jan 2016

        • FiestyLawyerLady
          May 21, 2016 at 11:33 pm

          *Le Sigh* it’s not a very nice comparison GoneWest. I thought you joined the dark side?

          I’m a vulgar, outspoken, care free do what I want type of person. I don’t break the law or act like a conceited whore.

          Chances if you knew me in person you would like me… a lot… because I’m just chill… nothing bothers me. I dance when no one is looking and enjoy life. Too bad you cast judgement because of a few of my meany poo posts.

          Good night.

          • GoneWest
            May 22, 2016 at 12:11 am

            Aw Fiesty, I didn’t mean it. Don’t let this turn into a Wabitt / Bobnmic situation.

          • FiestyLawyerLady
            May 22, 2016 at 12:17 am

            Lmao…. oh Lord please don’t get it started again.

  • Jon
    May 21, 2016 at 4:39 pm

    Hopefully this blog will clarify everything for these annoying SJWs who are constantly on here trying to make Turtleboy feel bad for exposing the truth. Mainstream media outlets always sugar coat their articles and can barely muster the emotions of a robot.

    Thank you for constantly being honest, and bringing to light serious matters like the many you have; although, I may not constantly agree with your point of view.

    I’m surprised you felt the need to even write this article though. You certainly shouldn’t have to explain yourself to the fools who think you’re being ‘too mean’. Anyway, keep on keepin’ it real TB!

  • Bill P.
    May 21, 2016 at 3:38 pm

    Turtleboy dooz what he dooz. You don’t like it, don’t read it.

  • lemonade
    May 21, 2016 at 2:52 pm

    great job justifying being horrible human beings

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      May 21, 2016 at 3:07 pm

      Thank you. I take pride in knowing you recognize my hard work.

      Let me take a moment to offer you compassion and sincerity. Right after I try to warm my soul that’s colder than a hookers heart while she uses a McDonald’s straw to snort the cocaine she just earned by licking a pair of hairy balls.

      If you need anything else, I’m a click away.

      • lemonade
        May 21, 2016 at 10:35 pm

        I wasn’t even referring to you. I was referring to the tb writers and the blog written above. It’s not always about you in the comments.

        • FiestyLawyerLady
          May 22, 2016 at 12:21 am

          Essentially if I agree with the article, I’m grouped into your comment by default, no? No hard feelings.

  • FiestyLawyerLady
    May 21, 2016 at 1:42 pm

    Fuck em’…. Fuck em’ all. How hypocritical to enjoy all the other blogs about the obvious crazies and then finally get offended by the recent ones. If ANY of these people laughed at trigglypuff but cried about the recent blogs, their opinions are null and void. I don’t come here to feel warm inside, I come here to amuse myself with not only the humorous blogs but the hilarious comment section.

    Don’t change a thing. Those comments were more sensitive then a pair of lonely nipples, grow a pair!

  • President Matt
    May 21, 2016 at 1:28 pm

    Most important is my friend told me this Turtleboy sports blog is a great place to meet hot professional lonely chicks. His girlfriend is a lawyer that he met here. I’m on the market for any sexy babe looking for mister right!

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      May 21, 2016 at 4:21 pm

      No attractive women here, he lied to you!!!

  • President Matt
    May 21, 2016 at 12:50 pm

    I appreciate the unflinching look at what can be the ugly underbelly of our community. There are others that can do the “happy-happy-sunshine” stuff. Let them be cheerleaders while you do what you do best. I don’t care who the TB pokes as long as TB keeps poking!

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