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Norwood Spunktrumpet Is Out Of Jail, Pretending To Be Loving Mom Of Detox Baby, Claiming To Be Sober With Facebook Filter While Also Posting About Latest Relapse

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Who remembers the Norwood Spunktrumpet?

The infamous pregnant junkbox who challenged a bunch of black chicks to a fight after saying racist shit to them…..

Same winner whose sperm donor Tommy Fitz treated her like Peter McNeely….

Well we got an update on her. She went to jail for a bit after she shot the baby out of her penis fly trap. The poor baby was in the hospital for weeks detoxing. She never got custody of the kid (thank God), and hardly ever visits the new baby either (thank God). Nevertheless she has been posting about how much she cares about them with pictures from where 99% of ratchets get their family pictures taken:

The DCF visitor’s room.

She claims to be clean now, as can be seen with the “Recovery is sexy” Facebook filter:

With the Chicago Bulls hat of course. Because…..Norwood Spunktrumpet.

And just in case you weren’t sure, she also fancies the “Just over here getting my sober on” filter

And the “sexy and sober” dog filter.

So she’s extra clean!

Then again changing her Facebook filter is the Spunktrumpet’s go to move when she’s doing the exact opposite of what her filter suggests. We all remember what she changed it to after she started going after that “crispy” black chick:

Meanwhile she also posted this conversation with junkbox rapper Twitch, who guides people through their disease….

Oh good, she OD’d 7 times in 2 days. That’s just wonderful. But it’s all good because….

Recovery is sexy.

And remember Fitzy? The boy toy who beat her like a 13 year old boy discovering himself? Yea, he’s in and out of jail, and one of their most recent Facebook fights still up directly underneath her DCF visitor’s room picture….

She informed him that despite the fact that neither of them is involved in raising the children, he is in fact the baby daddy. Then they compared and contrasted the drugs they were currently on….

True love right there. But in the meantime she’s got a new pork patrol, and he’s also got the disease. But once again, they got that Facebook filter so it’s all good now…..

Luckily for them they have the same favorite sportball team

Of course. They never miss a game.

So yea, if you were up late at night, tossing and turning while asking yourself, “I wonder what the Norwood Spunktrumpet is up to these day?” you now have your answer – pretending to be a real Mom, substance free, while banging a new chudstuffer and talking about all the drugs she’s doing with the former love of her life.

11 Comment(s)
  • talk about it
    October 24, 2019 at 6:31 am

    she’s good people and she’s deff notb racistin onenof the articles tuerleboy stated “I don’t believe she’s racist….etc” you can clearly tell she hangs out with other races ..and I Kno he personally..she has he kids back and completed a year in a sober house
    this is soooo played out

    • I'm going to tell you
      October 24, 2019 at 6:34 am

      the things people put together…through things that have been posted can make a person look bad..she’s not a bad person UPDATE she’s doing extremely well and has her kids ..she has grown up in all aspects ..

  • waytogo MA courts
    May 18, 2018 at 9:51 pm

    All of “look at me – I’m sober” captions reminds me of Chris Rock talking about men saying, “I buy diapers, I take care of my kid, etc.” and his response, “What do you want, a cookie?! You are supposed to be doing that anyway!”

  • waytogo MA courts
    May 18, 2018 at 9:46 pm

    Neither sexy nor sober…the black eyes don’t scream “stable relationships” either. Does overuse of snapchat filters make you view everything in real life as if it has a filter?

    BTW – Why on earth does DCF allow train wreck parents to have visitation rights to the children?

  • chapstick
    May 18, 2018 at 10:37 am

    The absolutely most sexiest of a Hispanic goddess just came into the office – Holy-fn-Mother-of-Mary… Ass Supreme, bulging tits, face, hair, eyelashes, skin…Holy Christ!
    She looked like a white girl with a sun-tan… Drop Dead Lindoooo. 5’5″, 115, black ass-hugging spandex with a full frontal camel-toe right before you’re very eyes. She’ll be back in about 3 hours (nipples straight poking out at me)…uh huh huh huh…dumb PR, what do I say to make it glaringly clear (upscale-ish) I want that toy in my playpen this Friday night ?

    • vicxh
      May 18, 2018 at 8:10 pm

      Good for you bro. Just chill and act cool. Introduce yourself, ask her if she has plans for the night or the weekend. Find out what she is into , magically pretend you are interested in that too (whether it is movies, sports, shopping, book clubs) and then take it from there, plan it so that it will naturally lead into a dinner …

    • Vanessa Del Rio
      May 19, 2018 at 2:57 pm

      Offer to put some tiger balm on her sore nipples and massage her massive achy breasts back and neck. Massage her feet and work your way up her calves, if she wants her toes sucked do it. Continue to work your way up to her Brillo Pad and pink stink clam roll…..

      Wave an EBT card, offer free rent or legal services.

      Guaran-dam-tee Guarantee this bitch already has a baby daddy in jail or prison and another guy she’s already doing on the side. Spanish girl like you described isn’t going without attention, you are the fool if you think she’s really single. She’ll chew you up and spit you out then Rico will come over and machete your ass. Stay the fuck away!

  • Spunky
    May 18, 2018 at 8:36 am

    Put those little ones in a permanent new home with a loving family while they still have a chance. Keep those nasty drug addicts far far away from them. Maybe the 8th time will be the magic number!!

  • Sally
    May 18, 2018 at 8:01 am

    Penis fly trap!!! I almost spit out my coffee typical white trash nasty junkie bitch. People like this aren’t worth narcane, just let them die. She contributes nothing to society.

  • Would
    May 17, 2018 at 9:28 pm

    If Eminem and Mccaulay Culkin had a baby.

    Why does anyone try to speak like or act like black criminals. Do think it’s going to improve anything.

    • Trash Day
      May 18, 2018 at 10:00 am

      A good citizen needs to set a trap for this rodent. Throw a couple of Pikachu heroin stamps in a garbage barrel as bait, push her in, throw the cover on it, and put her on the curb. She can’t be recycled.

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