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Who remembers the Norwood Spunktrumpet?
The infamous pregnant junkbox who challenged a bunch of black chicks to a fight after saying racist shit to them…..
Same winner whose sperm donor Tommy Fitz treated her like Peter McNeely….
Well we got an update on her. She went to jail for a bit after she shot the baby out of her penis fly trap. The poor baby was in the hospital for weeks detoxing. She never got custody of the kid (thank God), and hardly ever visits the new baby either (thank God). Nevertheless she has been posting about how much she cares about them with pictures from where 99% of ratchets get their family pictures taken:
The DCF visitor’s room.
She claims to be clean now, as can be seen with the “Recovery is sexy” Facebook filter:
With the Chicago Bulls hat of course. Because…..Norwood Spunktrumpet.
And just in case you weren’t sure, she also fancies the “Just over here getting my sober on” filter
And the “sexy and sober” dog filter.
So she’s extra clean!
Then again changing her Facebook filter is the Spunktrumpet’s go to move when she’s doing the exact opposite of what her filter suggests. We all remember what she changed it to after she started going after that “crispy” black chick:
Meanwhile she also posted this conversation with junkbox rapper Twitch, who guides people through their disease….
Oh good, she OD’d 7 times in 2 days. That’s just wonderful. But it’s all good because….
Recovery is sexy.
And remember Fitzy? The boy toy who beat her like a 13 year old boy discovering himself? Yea, he’s in and out of jail, and one of their most recent Facebook fights still up directly underneath her DCF visitor’s room picture….
She informed him that despite the fact that neither of them is involved in raising the children, he is in fact the baby daddy. Then they compared and contrasted the drugs they were currently on….
True love right there. But in the meantime she’s got a new pork patrol, and he’s also got the disease. But once again, they got that Facebook filter so it’s all good now…..
Luckily for them they have the same favorite sportball team
Of course. They never miss a game.
So yea, if you were up late at night, tossing and turning while asking yourself, “I wonder what the Norwood Spunktrumpet is up to these day?” you now have your answer – pretending to be a real Mom, substance free, while banging a new chudstuffer and talking about all the drugs she’s doing with the former love of her life.