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Nurse Nutella Plots To Prevent Trick Or Treating By Having COVID Patients Cough On Candy Wrappers So Crotch Fruits Will Stay At Home And Save Her Life

 

This is Tina Huff, a nurse from Townsend.

She showed up and did the job she’s paid to do, and wants to let you know that she’s very important. Way more important than you.

Anyway, with Halloween coming up Tina took to a local town Facebook page to let people know that if their crotch fruits trick or treat this year then they’re literally killing her.

She’s SO fucking important guys. She held someone’s hand when they were dying and wants you to know about it. She can’t even go home to her family for the last 8 months. She literally hasn’t seen a single person and lives in a tent in the woods. And it’s all your fault because you wanna go trick or treating.

Sadly most people seemed to agree with her, since we are living in a nation of cowards who would rather live in fear of a virus than allow their children to enjoy Halloween. And when one person challenged this heroic nurse she pounced.

So now we can’t pass out Halloween candy because this airborne virus will somehow get on the candy wrappers, which will be touched by children who will open the candy and eat it. Every day the rules of how commie cold is transmitted change.

I just can’t believe people this stupid are in charge of health care. If you’re dumb enough to think COVID gets passed by touching plastic wrappers at this point then you are disqualified from having anyone’s life in your hands. You’re just way too dumb to get the job done. If you could pass the virus this way then everyone who goes to the grocery store would get it. You would be forced to purchase everything you touch, even though multiple other people touched that product in the course of it getting to the grocery store.

Anyway, she wasn’t gonna sit by idly and allow people to threaten her life by letting their semen demons trick or treat. So she did the only thing she could do – threaten to poison her candy by having an infected COVID patient spit on a tissue that she would then smear all over the candy wrappers.

I shit you not. A nurse wrote that publicly on Facebook and saw nothing wrong with it. And yes, she is in fact a registered LPN.

But she probably shouldn’t be, since she’s literally threatening to use her proximity to COVID patients in order to poison children with a virus that couldn’t kill them anyway. Just sayin.

 

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95 Comment(s)
  • Tina Lawrence
    Tina Lawrence
    November 2, 2020 at 7:21 pm

    Anyone else wanna punch this bitch in the face to see if she squeals like the pig she looks like? She should be arrested for making terroristic threats against children. Would love to see a video of someone punching her tho. I normally don’t like those types of videos but I would get great pleasure from this one. Anyone local? Bueller?

  • Mos
    October 30, 2020 at 1:40 pm

    An LPN. Sooo she works in a doctors office or nursing home. She is not caring for ICU patients

  • Meatball
    October 30, 2020 at 12:46 pm

    LPN aka took 3 more courses than a CNA

    • R
      November 24, 2020 at 12:24 am

      What a fat slob, i hope she gets covid while sweeping the floors in a nursing home. She is not a nurse

  • Carlo t
    October 30, 2020 at 9:00 am

    Thank Christ it’s her

    I was wondering what happened to Miss Piggy when the muppets went off the air

    I thought she choked to death on a ham sandwich a la mama cass

  • Swipe Left
    October 30, 2020 at 6:52 am

    Chubby face close up pic. No body pic. Duck face. SJW banner

  • Free The New York Post
    October 30, 2020 at 6:47 am

    FB and Twitter have suspended thousands of accounts For criticizing “Covid guidelines” but this Fake ass Nurse can spew this candy wrapper Bullshit at will because she’s a ‘medical Professional’ .

  • Too Easy
    October 30, 2020 at 3:53 am

    I’ll HUFF, and I’ll puff, and I’ll blow my fat ass down!

  • Heebie Peterson
    October 29, 2020 at 9:15 pm

    Nurses are on the front line, while the rest of you hide in your houses. Give this woman a medal and the rest of you losers can move on.

    • babygirldiane285
      Fat tub of lard
      October 29, 2020 at 10:36 pm

      I can’t stay home. I’m a meatball.

    • CNS Pleasure
      October 29, 2020 at 11:29 pm

      Shut up and fix my sponge batch bitch

  • whatevuh
    whatevuh
    October 29, 2020 at 7:15 pm

    More bullshit from every nurse that thinks they are Superwoman. If you ‘work with covid patients’ you dress in protective suits, stay in that room with the patients your entire shift. Most of these nurses looking for attention don’t get anywhere near a covid patient. ANOTHER ONE FULL OF SHIT

    • Lol
      October 29, 2020 at 7:20 pm

      Lol that’s not true. You don’t stay in the room the whole shift or wear protective suits it’s not Ebola

    • The hospital RN
      October 30, 2020 at 2:07 pm

      Hey you dumb fuck that’s absolutely not what happens!!! Nurses have assigned rooms. Patients are screened at the entrance, and placed in a COVID room or a regular room. We wear N-95s, gloves, gown when caring for patients who have symptoms. Except not everyone does!! Some test positive who feel fine!! Or some can’t breathe and end up on a ventilator or dead. Yes this bitch is completely out of line, she deserves to lose her job- she can’t be posting that on social media. Our jobs suck, but it’s what we signed up for. That includes cleaning up someone who’s swimming in liquid diarrhea, pushing epinephrine when they don’t have a pulse, being kicked by an elderly person with dementia, cleaning wounds you can put your fist in, giving various IV drips at once, etc. This pandemic is serious but everyone should be doing what they think is right and not forcing their opinion on other people. This isn’t going away. Pandemics happen. And no I was not the one posting on Facebook about staying home, I did my job and lived my life and respected others around me and took care of my patients. Love the hospital RN

  • Observer X
    Westerly
    October 29, 2020 at 7:11 pm

    Who’s she friggen kidding, she’s not going to contaminate the candy, she’s already going to have EATEN it all before the crotchfruits get there. Oink, oink.

  • WeRFucked
    October 29, 2020 at 5:47 pm

    An overweight nurse? Color me surprised. She cares about people. She takes care of people. But when it comes to being healthy herself? No will power for that.

    Nursing is not a profession to be proud of. Nurses are overpaid. Nursing degrees are easy to get. Nurses give pills and maybe they’ll change an IV or two. That my friends is nursing.

    Not impressed by anyone who thinks these idiots are heroes. Especially if the idiots are overweight.

  • lol
    October 29, 2020 at 5:43 pm

    “you have no idea where I live”

    Name + Town + MA Land Records online

    • WeRFucked
      October 29, 2020 at 5:52 pm

      OMG. I just realized she’s an LPN. Da Fuq? That’s a CNA/PCA but with 6-months of college courses on how to take blood pressure.

      Fuck nurses.

    • Michael Scott
      October 29, 2020 at 6:31 pm

      It wouldn’t be 3 bed 2 bath cape built in 1976 located 24 Edward road in Townsend would it ??

      • Just Say'n
        October 29, 2020 at 8:24 pm

        Old school Halloween time.

        • babygirldiane285
          Fat Nurse that eats everything in sight
          October 29, 2020 at 10:43 pm

          I just love eggs. Just give me eggs.

  • Guinea Geisha
    October 29, 2020 at 5:01 pm

    Bet she’s a big fan of mail-in voting though. Where everyone slobbers all over the envelope to seal it shut. Ironic.

  • Stu Pidasso
    October 29, 2020 at 4:55 pm

    New she was an LPN and not an RN from her grammar. Step above a CNA.o

  • Gene Parmesan
    October 29, 2020 at 3:48 pm

    And whatever you do don’t I repeat don’t call 603 566 6703

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Liawatha
    October 29, 2020 at 3:43 pm

    Tina, may I drop off a couple ilbs of candy so you could have one of your Covid patients spread their mucus and fecal matter all over it? These evil little imps must be stopped! We must prevent the 2nd wave! They will rue the day when they Trick or Treat in Cambridge!

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    No Malarkey
    October 29, 2020 at 3:30 pm

    “You may remember, I got in trouble when we were running against the senator, who was a Mormon, he was a governor, OK? And I took him on, and nobody’s faith should be questioned.”

    Join us

  • Get over yourself
    October 29, 2020 at 3:21 pm

    What a twat

    • Boston Irish
      Barney Frank
      October 29, 2020 at 3:51 pm

      Is she proud to be a FAT slob?

  • Oh please
    October 29, 2020 at 3:15 pm

    If she’s an LPN she’s not taking care of any ICU patients.. I’m a nurse too and I’m so sick of the rhetoric coming from nurses! Honestly it’s not that bad. Yes it was scary in March and April but it is not the same virus anymore.

    The nurses talking like this are so dramatic. I’m sure it hasn’t stopped any of them from dining out, traveling, gathering with friends, etc. Such hypocrites.

  • Aidans Mom
    October 29, 2020 at 2:48 pm

    Still chasing those hard hitting stories “Little Aidan”.

    • I love the sausage
      October 29, 2020 at 5:22 pm

      Must suck to be such a lonely faggot that you have to come here and stalk turtleboys stories just to get a stupid dig in huh? I bet you wish you were relevant, but sadly you are not

      • Aidans Mom
        October 29, 2020 at 8:15 pm

        Relevant like “Little Aidan”? A nowhere blogger shouting into the echo chamber.

        • Malevolent Creation
          October 29, 2020 at 11:24 pm

          Relevant like people actually hearing what you say. I sense your thoughts, and ideas are readily dismissed by your peers. You come off as the loud mouth at the meeting that makes it take longer…

          • Aidans Mom
            October 30, 2020 at 10:42 am

            Relevant isnt blogging nothing stories to a tight circle of about 100 inbred hicks circling. Thats just you lonely freaks trying to feel relevant. Get the difference honey?

  • WTF America
    October 29, 2020 at 2:15 pm

    I just called the MA licensing board. The lady knew right away what it was about and she was very gracious. She said she’ll be spoken to.

    • Aidans Mom
      October 29, 2020 at 2:51 pm

      You were yup’d kid.

    • Karen of All Karens
      October 29, 2020 at 3:02 pm

      “She’ll be spoken to”? Sounds like a brush off….

      I think I will call them too….

      • WTF America
        October 29, 2020 at 3:06 pm

        Well out of professionalism I bet thats the only information she was willing to give me. Hey the more calls that come in the better I guess but who knows. I did my part.

    • Nurse Nutz
      October 29, 2020 at 3:40 pm

      Call back the Licensing Board and make sure they know this fraud LPN can be contacted directly [ 603 ] on her mobile [ 566 ] phone [ 6703 ].

  • Karen of All Karens
    October 29, 2020 at 2:13 pm

    As the Karen of all Karens, I feel that it is my job to report this person to her place of employment.

    Her career should be in jeopardy for that – it is openly documented for all to see. Especially her administrator. Since we know who she is and what town she lives in I should be able to figure out where she works.

    Seriously, TB reports a lot of people who are just plain stupid…. it is entertaining and a little scary to see that people like this are allowed to breath oxygen. This is over the top though…. I am going to figure out who her employer is and let them know who is responsible for caring for their sick….

    I am truly disgusted with this……..

  • Oliver Sutton
    October 29, 2020 at 2:11 pm

    This *nurse deserves everything that’s certainly coming her way.

    TDS is real.

    She proves she is mentally deranged by her threat to try to harm children in her neighborhood. Children. Whether she actually intends to follow through is not relevant. She made the threat and the authorities must address the threat. The town she lives in cannot ignore this. The Board of Health, the police and the Board of Selectmen are now liable for these threats from her. Doing nothing is not an option. Her employers are also liable for her actions going forward.

    • Get to it
      October 29, 2020 at 5:27 pm

      Did you contact the townsend PD? I did! Call the licensing board too. They cant ignore us all

  • Sarah Farton
    October 29, 2020 at 2:09 pm

    An obese nurse is going to preach health and safety to me? She can’t work that hard as a nurse if she’s that fat.

    • "Heels up" Harris
      October 29, 2020 at 2:14 pm

      She’s very fat, kind of repulsive mooooooooooooooooooo

      • johny pissoff
        October 29, 2020 at 3:54 pm

        she wouldn’t even be considered for sex by a normal male

    • Convenient excuse
      October 29, 2020 at 2:15 pm

      This is just a convenient excuse to keep all that candy and stuff it in her fat face, which will settle in her fat ass……

  • Arthur Fonzerelli
    October 29, 2020 at 2:07 pm

    You ain’t cool if you vote for Biden the fool. Aaaaaay……..

  • Two Gun Baker
    October 29, 2020 at 2:06 pm

    LPN?

    She’s not a nurse, she’s a glorified ass-wiper.

  • I'll take Pete Townsend...
    October 29, 2020 at 2:01 pm

    …over Townsend, MA any day. The way Pete could windmill that guitar, fughedaboutit!

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Jonnie Twinkle
      October 29, 2020 at 4:00 pm

      Pete Townsend is a faggot and a kid diddler, you sicko.

  • Sick of it all
    October 29, 2020 at 2:00 pm

    Sorry unc. I love your blog but after contacting 2 state agencies and basically getting blown off, I decided to contact fox 25. Hopefully that will get the ball rolling. I know you wont get credit for breaking the story but your writing style is not respected or appreciated by all. Especially by those in upper level posotions that choose to dismiss screenshots just because they came from a blog that is not liberal in nature.
    Everyone should report this to news agencies, state and local police, the licensing bureau, the board of health and the attorney generals office.
    Lets cancel this bitch

  • Hey Tina Huff
    October 29, 2020 at 1:52 pm

    You are a fat, ugly cunt. You are disgusting and your ass smells. You are a miserable smelly bitch that no one likes. You should catch the commie flu and get it over with.

    • Big Bags
      October 29, 2020 at 2:06 pm

      LPN

      Loony, Psychotic, Nutjob.

  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    October 29, 2020 at 1:43 pm

    I didn’t know there were female Sumo wrestlers.

  • Healthcare steve
    October 29, 2020 at 1:03 pm

    These people are frauds. LPN’s are often called ‘Loser Pretender Nurses’ by real nurses (RN’s). They’re usually former CNA’s (people who wear scrubs and clean up shit and vomit).

    RN’s normally don’t pat themselves on the back or post about how important they are. They understand the demands of the job well before signing up, and would be embarrassed for this clown.

    • ....
      October 29, 2020 at 2:23 pm

      So a few things. RNs don’t call LPNs “loser nurses”. I’m an RN and was trained by an LPN when I was a new grad and she was the best nurse I ever worked with. This girl is over the top for sure. And she should be called on the carpet for these outrageous statements. I’ve had plenty of Covid patients and expect no thanks for the job I do. It’s what I get paid for. No accolades are needed, but when someone says thank you, it is nice to hear.

  • Terrorist
    October 29, 2020 at 12:49 pm

    So how long has this look at me nurse been carrying out this munchausen syndrome shit? For all we know she could take her little covid napkin and wipe it anywhere to anyone. She needs to be fired and imprisoned before tomorrow comes.

  • DudeRanchStripClub (me/mine pronouns)
    October 29, 2020 at 12:49 pm

    At a certain weight you should not be allowed to say “health” care worker.

  • I See Dumb People
    I see dumb people
    October 29, 2020 at 12:44 pm

    So let me make sure im actually understanding what i just read… A nurse whom is supposed to value lives and treat the ill . Has publicly announced that since she doesnt want kids trivk or treating and spreading a virus that instead of just shutting off her light and not passing out candy this year, she is going to go into work have a sick patient ( one in icu no less) cough on a tissue then rub the infected tissue all over halloween candy to pass out to unsuspecting children in turn spreading what she believes to be an extremely deadly virus to lord knows how many unsuspecting families and children… Basically she is planning her own little terrorist attack on children because she doesnt think they should be trick or treating instead of just not participating in halloween… You are not forced to pass out candy you have the option not to but lets purposly infect innocent people because they have the balls not yo coward to her fear propaganda… She needs to lose her nursing liscense asap

    • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      Luke Fondleberg
      October 30, 2020 at 5:09 am

      In a time of war such behavior would be outlawed by the Geneva Convention.

      In a hospital during a plandemic it’s normal.

  • bloop
    October 29, 2020 at 12:37 pm

    She’s what it would look like if a lobster tail pastry somehow came to life.

  • ColoredblacknegroafricanamericanLPNofcolor
    October 29, 2020 at 12:35 pm

    Tiny Huffalump never said where she works, so of course she works in a nursing home, not a hospital. The dregs of the healthcare system end up in nursing homes because they pay shit and nobody wants to work there. LPN says “I barely made it through HS”

  • Dont worry she ate all the candy
    October 29, 2020 at 12:33 pm

    Pretty sure this constitutes biological warfare. That is a direct terrorist threat as defined by our law.
    I know shes clearly had her cake and ate it too but you can’t complain about covid halloween and then actually CAUSE covid Halloween.
    This should be taken seriously. If I text my wife I’m gonna bash her face n with a sack of potatoes I’ll be at the aci before dark. Because domestic abuse is taken seriously. Why is biological warfare on our own soil?

  • Fatass Karen
    October 29, 2020 at 12:29 pm

    This broad is a nurse!? I wonder how many people she has killed. That is absolutely Scarry that she is in charge of people’s health. I wouldn’t let her touch a goldfish nevermind a human being. The brainwashing is going far with this one.

  • Tuuka
    October 29, 2020 at 12:26 pm

    Hubby extremely happy during COVID. This fat fucking slob not coming home for months. Bill Burr “its a dream come true”.

  • Disgusting fat body
    October 29, 2020 at 12:26 pm

    She looks the love child of Mimi from the Drew Carey show and sloth from the Goonies.

  • Angry white guy
    October 29, 2020 at 12:18 pm

    Cant believe a white guy would be photographed kissing that fat fucking slob.i thought size queens like this only get the hairy hot dog from black guys on gps home confinement. And they love that mud snake.

  • Do The Reich Thing
    October 29, 2020 at 12:14 pm

    1) You fat fuck, no one wants to see a selfie of you
    2) Fuck off and die
    3) Go ahead, do it! I dare you! I’d be damn sure to make sure touching your house, car, lawn, etc would give you a risk of salmonella.
    4) Stock up on booze, you’ll need it next Wed. Try some light beer btw
    5) When you call Awaken 180 on Jan. 1st, see if you can stick with the program for more than 1 week.

  • Jay Jay Voorhees
    October 29, 2020 at 12:09 pm

    This fat ugly cunt needs to lay off the candy. She should be wary of playing dangerous pranks on devil’s night, the mischief may find her in the worst possible way

  • Mom's Basement
    October 29, 2020 at 12:06 pm

    Haven’t any hot chicks done anything lately? Aside from some of those photography models we got a serious drought going.

  • Doth Protest Too Much Kate
    October 29, 2020 at 12:05 pm

    Hope she likes being unemployed. She’ll lose her job faster than Cryin Rian Waters and still have plenty of time to play hide the sausage fingers in her uncooked vagina with Monica Cannon Grant.

    • babygirldiane285
      The X-Files
      October 29, 2020 at 10:55 pm

      Between her and fat monica cannon grant, they can loot a chick-fil-a and the detectives will only find a pile of chicken bones left where the store once stood.

  • Orion
    October 29, 2020 at 12:02 pm

    Seriously? This should get her a visit from local law enforcement.

    • WTF America
      October 29, 2020 at 12:14 pm

      Sadly though she wont be touched. Not even a slap on the wrist. Job losses only happen to people who support the 45 remember? I sure as shit know she aint one.

      • Orion
        October 30, 2020 at 11:52 am

        Sadly, you’re right. Even though she’s advocating a public threat, actual terrorism.

  • D.B. Cooper
    October 29, 2020 at 12:01 pm

    Look up the nursing licensing bureau in MA and report this narcissistic cunt. Nurses take oaths and have licenses.RN’s and LPN’s

    This person should not be in healthcare. Fucking lunatic

    • RN is the better credential.
      October 29, 2020 at 12:07 pm

      RN is a 4 year program.
      LPN 1 to 1.5 years.
      Good hospitals dont hire LPN
      Thats the fact Jack

      • SCHOOL FOR FOOLS
        October 29, 2020 at 12:27 pm

        negative. You can get an RN with an associate degree in 2 years. Look it up.

        • WTF America
          October 29, 2020 at 1:55 pm

          I know many RNs that only have an associates degree. I guess like many careers alot of places want at least now a 4 year ( bachelors). From what I’ve “heard” too you must have a bachelors to be an RN in a hospital setting. I don’t know if this is Massachusetts only though. Again I could be wrong but this is what I had someone who is in the field tell me.

          • Facts Yo
            October 29, 2020 at 2:37 pm

            Rn was a 3 year degree many many years ago. Your friends must all be over 60.
            An RN is a 4 year degree! PERIOD.
            You can get it in an excelerated program if you have a 4 year already. There is no need to take basic courses like psychology over again

        • Thanks for playing but you are WRONG
          October 29, 2020 at 2:32 pm

          Not true dumbass.
          You xan get it in 2 years if you already have a bachelors degree.

          • WTF America
            October 29, 2020 at 2:50 pm

            @Facts Yo- Well I’m certainly not gonna argue over a level of required education to become an RN since I am not one , lol. Many states and different healthcare settings have different preferences/requirements. I was only stating that is what a nurse friend told me and from what I’ve seen and NO… she’s not over the age of 60 lol.

        • tears for fears
          October 29, 2020 at 3:56 pm

          tears for fears

    • Playing by their rules
      October 29, 2020 at 1:25 pm

      Called the ma licensing bureau. They dont seem to care. Isnt that just lovely? Everyone needs to call them and the townsend board of health.
      Licensing bureau 800 4140168
      Townsend Board of health
      978 5971713

  • LPN is not RN
    October 29, 2020 at 11:51 am

    L0N is not RN
    Some can get LPN in 1 year.
    Dumb bitch doesnt have a 4 year nursing degree.

  • She us NOT an RN
    October 29, 2020 at 11:49 am

    If CNA had a face.

    Glorified azz wiper

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    October 29, 2020 at 11:44 am

    Something tells me this blob in scrubs like stealing her patients pudding cups every chance she gets

  • Dr. Nofucks to Give
    October 29, 2020 at 11:39 am

    Ok this tears it! What hospital does this fucking pig work at? I need to know, because I’m calling as soon as possible. I’m sick of these pompous ass people who think Corona makes them superior to anyone else. And to hope people get sick? Not only that, using sick people to infect healthy people! She needs her LPN license revoked!! Who oversees nurses in Massachusetts? I’m calling them also.

  • Buzz Mandich Inc.
    October 29, 2020 at 11:36 am

    Hey Tina…..Think again….
    58880 SAN MARINO DR
    See you Saturday!!

    • Happy fright night
      October 29, 2020 at 11:49 am

      24 edward rd townsend ma. Most likly works for Nashoba valley in ayer or one of their satelite offices

  • Nurse Ratched
    October 29, 2020 at 11:32 am

    A nurse threatening to infect/hurt people, should she still have a license?

  • WTF America
    October 29, 2020 at 11:26 am

    Ok really getting sick of these Healthcare worker Nazis and their hypocritical shit, just like the teachers. I do not have Facebook anymore, how do I find out where she works to report this? Anyone willing to do it? Oh and by the way fyi Tina, working in Healthcare you really should set an example for your patients darlin…lose some weight! Just another one of my pet peeves I have with these “Healthcare workers” That alone makes you Covidbait! Grinds my fucking gears.

  • Fred Marks
    Les Grossman
    October 29, 2020 at 11:20 am

    This chick has issues.

    • MistaShift
      October 29, 2020 at 7:25 pm

      I don’t think its chicken. Looks like pork.

      • babygirldiane285
        Stanley
        October 29, 2020 at 10:59 pm

        It’s not pork. It’s pig.

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