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Earlier today we published part 1 of 2 of this story, which you can read here. TL;DR –
- Maynard illegal immigrant from Brazil name Marlone Carnielli intentionally overstays and violates visa by dropping out of school, starts blowing crazy money on vacations, BMW, and souped up bikes
- Despite undocumented status he still gets a license to drive, which is eventually revoked after a series of surchargeable events.
- Keeps driving like a douchebag anyway, gets summonsed to court, doesn’t show up, gets picked up on warrants in May.
- Local SJW and failed beta male kung fun studio owner Eliot Prisby who runs very unwelcoming Facebook group called “Maynard Welcomes You,” repeatedly posts about evils of police and shares GoFundMe’s for minority owned restaurants that never open.
Now that we’re all caught up, let’s get started with part 2.
The other day in Maynard Welcomes You, Eliot Prisby made a post claiming that ICE snatched up Marlone Carnielli on his way to work.
Which made it seem like ICE was lurking in Maynard, looking to round up law abiding immigrants like Marlone.
Eliot immediately started a GoFundMe to pay for Marlone’s legal fees, and made up several lies about his current predicament.
The following are lies:
- Marlone was not picked up by ICE, he was arrested by the Maynard PD for driving his unregistered BMW without a license.
- Marlone didn’t drop out of school to care for his mother who Eliot baselessly claims can’t stop having strokes. He dropped out of school because you don’t make money in school, and Marlone likes to buy nice things.
- He and his mother live in public housing, already benefit from the safety net in several ways, and he has plenty of money for non-essential things but suddenly can’t afford a lawyer (even though an activist group will almost definitely pay for one for free anyway).
- Him and his Mom look like they’re doing fine to me.
So Eliot continued to spread this blatant lie about some innocent kid, trying to help his sick mother, being arrested by evil ICE on the way to work. And because there are no shortage of white guilt laden SJWs in Maynard, many, many idiots blindly fell for his lie.
Meanwhile, Eliot was working to get media attention for his lie.
And since the mainstream media has no desire to investigate or report real news, but rather chooses to spin a narrative that POTUS has caused ICE death squads to round up cleaning ladies and send them back to Guatemala, he sought out this woman:
Her name is Holly Camero and she is a “reporter” for Gatehouse Media owned chain Wicked Local, which somehow manages to make The Patch look like real news.
According to her Wicked Local will only hire people who are willing to “ask questions” and that “attention to detail” is a big part of the job.
Except she doesn’t do any of those things, because right on cue Holly published a completely fabricated story about ICE arresting poor Marlone.
Marlone Carnielli, of Maynard, was arrested by Immigrations and Customs Enforcement on Dec. 14, according to Eliot Prisby, a Maynard resident and organizer of Maynard Welcomes You. According to information posted on the GoFundMe page, Carnielli came to the United States five years ago, from Brazil. Originally granted entry as a visitor, he was able to obtain a full-time student visa. He was forced to drop out of school a few years later when his mother became ill and could no longer afford to pay his college tuition. His visa was revoked. Since then, Carnielli has been working full-time to support his mother and help pay her medical bills. As of Monday morning, Dec. 17, the GoFundMe had raised more than $3,000; the goal is $10,000. To make a donation, visit GoFundMe.com and search for Marlone Carnielli. Maynard Welcomes You is a group of Maynard residents and neighbors who seek to make Maynard a welcoming and safe community for immigrants.
Yes, that’s right – her ONLY source was the guy with the manbun and failing kung fu studio who started a GoFundMe. She made no attempt whatsoever to speak with the Maynard Police or a spokesperson from ICE. She just saw something that fit her narrative and printed it based on the word of this bespectacled beta male.
And she plugged and linked his GoFundMe FOUR TIMES in her story, urging people to donate to it. Because the mainstream media has no issue with fake news and doesn’t attempt to hide their political agenda either.
The State Senator representing Maynard is none other than radical SJW Jamie Eldridge. Read all about his major accomplishments here. Jamie’s contributions to his district include doing a ribbon cutting ceremony at the opening of a water fountain in the Statehouse.
While using a plastic bottle to fill it up, the defeating the purpose of environmentalism.
He’s also known for going on Tucker Carlson and explaining why he is in favor of sanctuary cities.
And further dividing Americans along racial lines by attacking the police on social media.
Again, he represents the whitest district in Massachusetts and is from the wealthy town of Acton.
To illustrate what a narcisstic, self-serving queef he is, he’s the kind of guy who donates to the food pantry, but only so he can have someone take a picture of him doing it which he then shares to social media for cheap likes.
Naturally then considering his distaste for the police and immigration laws Senator Eldridge decided to first donate $100 bucks to the cause.
Then he blindly shared Eliot’s GoFundMe and perpetuated the lies therein.
Marlone’s seemingly always sick mother, who looks shockingly healthy, was pleased that her State Senator was supporting her son, who is not only here illegally, but is a repeated menace on the roads and drives unlicensed while living with her.
Keep in mind, he’s not some poor illegal immigrant who doesn’t have a license because he’s undocumented. He got a license in spite of his immigration status, and he abused that privilege by repeatedly getting pulled over for traffic violations, including speeding and driving to endanger.
Nevertheless, Jamie Eldridge is choosing to spread the lie that too many law abiding folks like Marlone are being detained by the blood thirsty police and the prison-industrial complex.
Because of the Senator and media’s recklessness and rush to report fake news to push their narrative, the police have been getting harassed and bombarded with phone calls from angry townsfolk for letting ICE do this in their town. This prompted a press release from Mark Dubois, the Chief of Police in Maynard.
“I have been made aware of the fact that an individual who was arrested by the Maynard Police Department and transported to the Concord Court was then taken into custody by the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement.
“The Maynard Police Department was not involved with this individual’s detainment by ICE and we had no knowledge of ICE’s presence at the court or their intentions. As a municipal police department, we have no regard for a person’s immigration status when rendering services to the community.”
MARLONE CARNIELLI, AGE 24, OF MAYNARD was lawfully arrested by the Maynard Police Department for a third offense of Operating a Motor Vehicle with a Suspended License. He was arrested after a traffic stop by a police officer working a stationary radar post. There was nothing unusual about his arrest or booking at the Maynard Police Department. He was transported to Concord District Court for arraignment, and at that time, the suspect was turned over to court officers, as all criminal defendants are in all cases.
“A person’s immigration status plays absolutely no role in actions of the Maynard Police Department, and officers do not have information about a person’s immigration status when they conduct traffic stops or interact with individuals in the community,” Chief Dubois said.
As soon as this press release came out Holly over at Wicked Local updated her story. Of course a responsible reporter would have contacted the police first to find out what really happened before publishing a story full of lies, rather than taking the word of a creepy manbunned SJW with a failing kung fu studio.
But please, tell me more abut how Turtleboy isn’t real journalism. Tell me more about why we should be banished from social media while Gatehouse media and Senator Eldridge are allowed to peddle lies that divide us along racial lines. Tell me more about how we’re endangering people, when this kind of rhetoric gets cops like Michael Chesna and Ron Tarentino killed.
Jamie Eldridge and Eliot Prisbury are not good people. People like them pretend that they’re morally superior by whining about kids in cages and allegedly innocent people killed by the police. But people with morals don’t intentionally spread lies like he does, because lying is immoral no matter what race, religion, or creed you are. Eliot and Eldridge don’t have good intentions in their heart. They’re vicious and vile towards people they disagree with, look down upon them, and would like to silence their speech. They go to bat for and donate to career criminals like Marlone, while a plethora of really good causes exist which they ignore because it doesn’t benefit them politically. They intentionally build ill will towards the police, which contributes to a culture where people like Michael Chesna get killed by criminals who have been brainwashed into believing the police are the enemy.
As usual, the only force for good, and the only media actually looking for the truth, is Turtleboy and his/her merry band of turtle riders.