The Patriots got their ass beat last night by the most classless organization in the NFL – the Baltimore Ravens. But honestly, it’s the best thing that can happen to this team. Last time the Patriots started 10-0 was 2015 and they ended up finishing 12-4. And we all know what happened the only time the Patriots ever went 16-0. Last year the Patriots lost to five shitty teams on the road and easily won the Super Bowl. So we needed a loss like yesterday because Belichick and Brady are most dangerous when people start talking shit and they get a chip on their shoulder.
Either way, you gotta look at the bright side here – at least no one on the Patriots threatened to kill a bunch of fans and media personalities while calling them racial slurs. And that’s exactly what happened to the pathetic Cleveland Browns after safety Jermaine Whitehead helped the Brownies get their fourth straight loss against the AWFUL Denver Broncos, playing with a backup quarterback. Watch #35 on this play.
— Charles Robinson (@CharlesRobinson) November 3, 2019
Dude sucks. Never heard of him before today because he officially became a household name in the sportball world after logging onto Twitter and going full ratchet on people of ZERO SIGNIFICANCE who had the audacity to criticize his play. It started with reporter and former NFL player Dustin Fox rightfully criticizing the shitty job he did on that play. Here’s how Mainey Maine responded.
Yes, that’s right – a NFL player told a guy whose job it is to analyze his play, that he was a “bitch made ass lil boy,” a “fuck ass cracker,” and invited him to “come get it in blood,” whatever that means.
Imagine anyone on the Patriots ever thinking they could do something like this. It could never, ever happen. We weed these people out quickly, unless they’re the best receiver in the NFL and they wanna help us beat up on the Dolphins.
But also imagine a white player called a black member of the media “boy,” followed by a racial slur of his choice, and threatened to smoke him. This would be the biggest story in the history of the world.
Fox never responded to Mainey Maine’s bitch made ass, but he had some choice words for people who responded to him.
Imagine Devon McCourty threatening to kill a Patriots fan who criticized him on Twitter. Only in Cleveland.
He was literally giving out his address to cracker ass bitches to fight him.
And another dude he threatened to shoot, but the guy absolutely obliterated him with his comeback.
HAHAHHAHAHAHHA!! It’s funny because it’s true. Reminds me of this great Jay Cutler shirt they used to sell outside of Wrigley Field.
I regret not buying that.
Oh, and he was replying to DMs on Instagram too.
“Tell ya mama suck my dick for her salty you broke bitch.”
I don’t even know what all that means, but it sounds important.
The most amazing part about this is he actually attended Auburn University, which to me completely destroys the idea that any of these people are “student” athletes. My two year old son could beat him in any competition that involves saying words or thinking.
Then finally this happened a couple hours ago.
We’ve waived S Jermaine Whitehead. pic.twitter.com/PLTNvaQww4
— Cleveland Browns (@Browns) November 4, 2019
His Twitter account was suspended shortly thereafter, which has to be the first time I’ve ever seen a blue checkmark verified professional athlete deplatformed by a social media company. Unfortunately his IG was not suspended, so his bitch ass is still saying crazy shit and threatening fans less aggressively on there.
He actually just took that post down too. Looks like he really learned his lesson. Not sure how many NFL teams are looking for a guy who barely made a roster, is a defensive liability, and threatens fans on social media, but there’s always the Jets I suppose.
Oh well, at least he’s got his t-shirt business.
Oh wait, they took that shit down too.
Look for him to be selling food stamps on Facebook any day now.
The lesson here is simple – if you insist on threatening to kill fans while calling them racial slurs on Twitter, make sure you’re a franchise quarterback, an All-Pro receiver or a first round draft pick. If you’re a marginal guy who’s lucky to be in the league in the first place, it’s probably best to have a coke and a smile and shut the fuck up.
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