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Pats Parade Fight Ratchet Ended Up On YouTube Prank Video For Meeting Up With Guy On Tinder For Drugs And Got Tricked In To Thinking She Was High With Placebo Weed

The South Shore ratchet from Weymouth, who has become infamous for getting in to a fight at the Patriots Parade, once became a YouTube sensation for getting tricked by a guy on Tinder who gave her fake THC.

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So you all know Samantha Tartaglione and her mother by now. She’s the slime trail who thought it was a great move to get in to a fight at the Patriot’s celebration in front of a baby. 
Then her Steven Tyler-looking Momma decided to try and shame about seven different Turtleboys because her kid is the most South Shore thing we’ve seen since those Lopes twats out of Taunton. 

Well, if you read this part:

You saw that we got tipped off that Samantha went viral before this fight because she was set up by a prankster named Ryan for his YouTube channel Hammy TV

This kid Ryan meets up with chicks on Tinder with the lone purpose of smoking some THC vape juice. The only catch is he was giving them plain vape juice and taping the placebo effect as dumb slags pretended to be high.

Not really my cup of tea for comedy but he’s had some success at it which is cool.

Well, Samantha is dumb enough to meet a dude online for drugs. She’s also idiotic enough to not care that there is a video cam in her face. She continued to be a dumpster fire of stupidity by thinking she was baked. Here, let’s watch! (Update: I guess this dude made the video private on YouTube but someone else posted it here: http://video.zazwar.com/tinder-date-high-experiment-gold-digger-weed-vape-prank-2016 )

Yes, she’s a perfect angel, Mom. She shows up looking like a slutty Jack Skellington, refills the kid’s vape when he runs in to get her some water, and even proclaims that she has the munchies because she’s so baked. Class. It’s what’s for dinner.

Now, my only question is if anyone knows the slutty, pill-popping, gold digging housewife who was dying to ride this kid’s hog. I would love to find out who she really is. She would make a fabulous blog. I’ve always heard people like her exist but can’t believe Ryan managed to catch one in her natural habitat! I’m 95% sure that she’s hiding a dick in those shorts.





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22 Comment(s)
  • Mck
    February 9, 2017 at 2:55 pm

    Mind you in the video with the guy while he’s in the store she tries to steal the vape juice

  • Disgusted
    February 9, 2017 at 2:37 pm

    Wow. I guess dates are really cheap nowadays. Its pathetic some women would go on a date with a stranger for weed. Just wow. I cant wait for your blog on the disgusting pig housewife. That pissed me off.

  • Lissa
    February 9, 2017 at 2:29 pm

    Omg..the pill popper has to be a fucking guy!.

  • Zach
    February 9, 2017 at 2:23 pm

    This girl thrives on being a slut. She preys on guys single or not and then goes crazy on them. She stalks them and blows up their phone, even if they have told them they aren’t interested. She is a pathetic excuse of a person. She intentionally tries to ruin people’s lives and hurt them. I don’t know how someone could be such a shitty person. Her antics are finally being exposed and she is getting everything she deserves.

    • Ortho Dontist
      February 9, 2017 at 3:07 pm

      Block her number. No more texts and the phone calls go right to voice mail. Easy fix. Modern technology > crazy stalker chicks.

      • Zach
        February 9, 2017 at 3:13 pm

        She would show up where the work live and follow them so not so easy. Ik ppl who had to get restraining orders on her to get her to stop. So not so much an easy fix

  • Billy Bob
    February 9, 2017 at 2:07 pm

    She may not be to bright but she’s a champ at the county corn on the cob eating contest!

  • ZephyrCat
    February 9, 2017 at 1:55 pm

    Now Turtleboy, Get these guy scumbags. I mean this dude obviously has career aspirations. I just can’t tell what they are yet. First look at him in the dark shirt with flag photo (great look by the way) , he ain’t a kid. He’s got some serious lines going & his neck is already showing signs of gobbler nation. Is that the same wanker or is it a father/son circus act? Can’t wait for y’all to get on the case!

  • Failed mother with excuses
    February 9, 2017 at 1:47 pm

    Seems like they mention many times, about a handicapped person living with them. Do many of the wackos run nursing homes on the side too ?

  • ZephyrCat
    February 9, 2017 at 1:47 pm

    Hey mom, you still proud, or you got questions for Sam? Not that I’ve never been tricked before. I’ve snorted contraceptives & phenobarbital ( not at the same time, not recommended). Anyway, we’ve all been fooled once or twice. But bitch, own up to it. Anyway, Sam’s bigger problem is she looks like she belongs in the Big Book of British Smiles.

  • Sharon Needles
    February 9, 2017 at 1:02 pm

    That’s not high risk behavior at all, meeting dudes for unknown substances whom they met online. Keep it up girls and they’ll find your raped & rotting corpse in a ditch one day. What the fuck are these slits thinking?

    • Matt
      February 9, 2017 at 1:22 pm

      Excuse my ignorance, but is your name actually Sharon Needles? Or is it supposed to hint at the idea of SHARING Needles (the non-medical variety in particular)?

      • Sharon Needles
        February 9, 2017 at 1:28 pm

        ^You got me. It’s just a play on words, just trying to be cute.
        Please don’t share needles.

        • Sharon Needles
          February 9, 2017 at 1:32 pm

          …and don’t shoot dope either.
          Nobody trusts a junkie

      • Turd Burglestein
        February 9, 2017 at 2:44 pm

        What would be the problem with sharing needles of the non-medical variety? Are you against a group of ladies in a sewing circle allowing one of their friends to borrow a needle? What about knitting needles? Those are non-medical needles too and if granny loses hers and needs to borrow a pair to finish my hat, what would be the problem?

        Now medical needles (which are what drug addicts use) should not be shared.

        • Turd Burglestein
          February 9, 2017 at 4:19 pm

          Unfunny imposter ^^^^^

  • William Charles Thomas
    February 9, 2017 at 12:23 pm

    How do I get on Tinder? Lucky for these girls this guy’s a homo.

  • Skinner Steve
    February 9, 2017 at 12:07 pm

    This guy is a jackass.

  • Officer BobnMic
    February 9, 2017 at 11:53 am

    One time I was working a prostitution ring, you won’t believe the things that are done! I had to deep throat a man’s dick and actually stick my tongue out to lick his balls at the same time without gagging! Do you even realize the amount of concentration that takes?? Lots!

    It wasn’t until after the trick gave me a pearl necklace that my Sarge told me I had to call in reinforcments BEFORE I got on my knees like a dirty whore! The things I do to keep my felt badge and “hello my name is” sticker…

    I’m working a double shift today. If anyone wants to join me on a ride along, I brought my bicycle with pegs out for the for the day. I’m at McDonalds on Main Street.

  • Turd Burglestein
    February 9, 2017 at 11:51 am

    I vape too. Are there any other vapors want to hook up and go vapid? It rocks.

    • BobnMic's Gerbil
      February 9, 2017 at 12:19 pm

      Want to vape some gerbil piss? It’s da bomb.

  • Turd Burglestein
    February 9, 2017 at 11:35 am


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