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Peabody Poopsmooch Selling Stolen Cell Phones On Facebook Turns Out To Be Former Head Of PTO Who Stole Thousands Of Dollars From Kid’s School

Peabody Poopsmooch Selling Stolen Cell Phones On Facebook Turns Out To Be Former Head Of PTO Who Stole Thousands Of Dollars From Kid’s School

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A couple turtle riders sent us this a couple days ago after it was published on the Beverly, Salem, Lynn, Swampscott, Peabody Yard Sale page:

This is a world I cannot relate to. I’ve just never considered buying things on the Facebook Marketplace. Seen way too many ratchets in my day. Don’t trust any of them, and this is why.

She did get her money back though:

Delete the post? How bout, shut the fuck up instead? You pull a stunt like this around Christmas and you deserve to be publicly shamed so that no one else falls for your scams. Because there’s a 0.0% chance this was her first Facebook scam, and it sure as hell won’t be her last. God I hate these people who have a problem with public humiliation. They should be forever banned from the Internet.

Turns out she got the money back like a bad ass by simply showing up at her house instead of calling the cops:

Oh, and there’s a twist:

The victim is alleging that Ana Aguiar was the former head of her child’s PTO in Peabody before getting fired when a whole bunch of money started to disappear. Turns out that story checks out:

Police say they expect an investigation into alleged misuse of funds by a former PTO treasurer will wind down shortly, but it’s unclear what, if any, criminal charges will be filed. Peabody police Detective Michael Crane said Thursday the department was first notified of the situation in December, but he couldn’t shed any light on the timespan of the alleged misconduct or the amount of money involved. The individual’s name hasn’t been publicly released and no charges have been filed.

”We can only acknowledge the fact that we have an ongoing investigation,” he said. “Hopefully something will transpire within the next week or two.”

On Wednesday, students at Carroll Elementary School were sent home with two letters from the school PTO leadership and the principal, notifying parents of the situation. There was also a nomination form included to begin the process of electing a new board treasurer. The PTO’s letter said the executive board recently determined the individual had “commingled and misappropriated” PTO funds and that situation was immediately reported to the police and other city and school officials. The letter said a hearing was conducted Jan. 16 that resulted in the person being removed from office.

According to the PTO, authorities were still gathering evidence and attempting to recover funds, but had seized some money and placed “a security interest” on an asset belonging to the former treasurer. According to publicly available income reports, the PTO’s total revenue for July 1, 2012 to June 30, 2013 was $40,718. More than $60,000 was reported for the two previous years.

Shocking that someone who stole money from her kid’s school would go on to become a Facebook cell phone con artist.

The bottom line is that if you do choose to purchase something off of a stranger on Facebook, make sure you click on their profile picture first. If you see anything resembling some sort of pet filter:

Just assume that you’re dealing with someone who is well versed with selling food stamps at half price.

15 Comment(s)
  • Screw PC
    December 27, 2017 at 3:29 pm

    Send ICE to round up and deport the illegals in Peabody before it turns into Lawrence.

  • ugh
    December 24, 2017 at 8:32 pm

    Pet filters are bad, but they specially don’t go well with crow’s feet.

  • TJB
    December 24, 2017 at 5:45 pm

    I for one really appreciate the turtle. It really makes me nuts when I go to stop & shop and buy what I can, paying cash. And then in the next line, I see brown (not black) turds from Lawrence with two, sometimes three carts of top shelf meats, speaking that welfare gibberish that I will never understand. Nor do I want to. Buying a new Lexus SUV, making astronomical payments on time is a breeze when you don’t have to pay for silly things like RENT, HEAT, FOOD, HEALTHCARE & ELECTRICITY. And no worries about DTS; the Lexus is registered to someone on the ISLAND. There are people who live full time on the island, and still reap all the amenities of MASS DTS. So on this Christmas Eve 2017; the dregs of our society are having a holly jolly Christmas- on YOUR DIME.

  • This is Hot
    December 24, 2017 at 4:15 pm

  • female gollum
    December 24, 2017 at 11:52 am

    Fucking female Gollum, can hear her saying (my precious… my precious). Put a ebt card in a rat-trap, her gnawed off leg will be left in the morning, freak probably regrow the leg.

  • Finn
    December 24, 2017 at 8:58 am

    I know what I want for Christmas.

    • Finn
      December 24, 2017 at 9:11 am

      thanks – i think. def not me.

      • Up Yours Fuckers and Merry Christmas Cunts
        December 24, 2017 at 12:06 pm

        The video is SUCK IT fault, Suck it complained about videos with blacks called it racial. Whatever you complain about on TBS you get more of. TB has some of the best trolls they don’t miss an opportunity, they kick whiners asses.

        If your position is that there are too many unflattering videos of African Americans, that’s the same as saying the high incarceration rate among African Americans is proof the US justice system and police are racists.

        Bullshit, it’s the opposite, it’s proof the African American culture is completely out of control and enabled by liberal whites who are insulated from the crime. Take this video above I didn’t post it but it’s an African American woman saying Romney sucks and vote Obama because she gets the welfare and Obama phone for free. She and other people who think like her are the problem not somebody who points it out.

        Look the dam above the city is leaking looks like it could fail and we will all be killed… “you insensitive racist whitey white honkey, you only said that because you knew a black woman was the lead engineer on that damn dam!!”

        Whatever motherfucker doesn’t change the fact the dam is unsafe no matter who worked on it, you can worry about the engineers feelings and drown I’m getting myself and family away from the problem.

        • Me So Horny
          December 24, 2017 at 12:16 pm

          digging the video good beat play that music while watching video titled Huge Tit Anal on Xhamster of two 19 year old girls sucking and fucking and anal riding, fuck yeah! This page make me sooo horny Me So Horny Me So Horny… must be Christmas spirit.

          • did somebody say TROLL!!! ha ha ha
            December 24, 2017 at 12:20 pm

            dont feed after midnight, no bright lights, no water and don’t say TROLLLLLLLL!!!

        • Here is your Proof
          December 25, 2017 at 7:38 am

          Husband cheating on wife is proof she isn’t a good wife, got it.

          Crime statistics are proof America is racist.
          Kid flunking school is proof text book is bad.
          Yard filled with broken down cars is proof automakers hate clean yards.
          Junkie with cardboard sign is proof cardboard maker supports heroin use.
          Wife cheating on husband is proof husband doesn’t make enough money.
          Minorities running wild in videos they shoot and post is proof tbs and whites are racist.
          Homosexuals feeling depressed is proof everyone hates gays.
          Women not running 51% of all corporations is proof corporate America is misogynist.
          Any women making less than any man is proof everyone hates women incl other women.
          Gangbangers shooting up mattapan is proof gunmakers support murder.
          Large serving spoons are proof spoon manufacturer supports diabetes.
          Woman looking beautiful in dress in proof she wants to be harassed.
          Don’t forget minorities shown committing crimes on videos is proof you are racist.
          Existence of homeless people is proof you are selfish.
          House fires are proof that fire departments don’t work.
          Terrorism is proof victims of terrorists had it coming.
          Pens are proof that nobody likes pencils.
          Cold and Flu are proof people like being sick.

  • Lolajack
    December 24, 2017 at 8:43 am

    I can fit three fingers up my ass!!!

  • Brian
    December 24, 2017 at 7:26 am

    Dammit I hate to this….. Would!
    But only in ass and mouth

    • Stunt Penis
      December 24, 2017 at 10:51 am

      this is the type of chick who runs to the bathroom, wipes it off her face and spits it out into her hand, and then shoves it inside herself so she can get a free meal ticket from you 9 months later.

  • DJ Trump
    December 24, 2017 at 6:50 am

    Gypsies permeate Massachusetts, fucking scum of the earth.

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