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Philly Flatulence Steals $19 Million By Defrauding MassHealth, Only Gets 1 Year In Jail, Has To Pay Back Just $4.2 Million, Complicit Wife Whines About Unfair Media On Facebook


Gardner NewsThe owner of a Westminster transportation company was sentenced Monday, Nov. 4, in Worcester Superior Court for Medicaid fraud. Michael J. Davini, 59, of Rindge, N.H., was sentenced by Judge William J. Ritter to one year in prison, followed by five years of probation for charges that include two counts of larceny over $250, two counts, Medicaid false claims, two counts, kickbacks, one count. His company, Rite Way LLC, also pleaded guilty to two counts of Medicaid false claims. He was also given a 2½ year suspended sentence and ordered to pay $4.2 million restitution. During his probation, he is prohibited from involvement in federal or state health care programs. Davini pleaded guilty to the charges on Oct. 24 in Worcester Superior Court. The state attorney general’s office alleged that he and his company defrauded the government of $19 million between 2011 and 2015, when Rite Way ceased operations. The company provided members of MassHealth and the state Medicaid program with non-emergency transportation to methadone clinics.

So basically this douchebag steals $19 million from the taxpayers and only has to pay back $4 million of it and take a year off to spend some time in minimum security prison and think about what he’s done.

Seems fair.

Philly Flatulence here owned a transportation business and his main gig was apparently picking up methadone patients and bringing them get their methadone on the state’s dime (yes, we pay for that with Medicaid). Apparently he got a little greedy, to the tune of $19 FREAKING million, and he began billing the state for customers who were already dead. He charged the taxpayers to drive his able bodied friends around, claiming they were in wheelchairs, and even paid cash kickbacks to MassHealth members to recruit more people to use his services.

And did I mention that he laundered over $5 million of the stolen profits into an investment brokerage firm, moved $3 million into an account under his wife’s name, transferred the titles of two homes that he owns under his wife’s name, and somehow she isn’t being charged in this. She is, however, complaining about how unfair the media is on Facebook.

Bitch this is the most underreported story in the news, and your fat criminal husband should be in jail for the rest of his life! He didn’t steal a few thousand dollars. He defrauded ALL OF US out of $19 million so that you could have nice things, you thieving, selfish ho bag.

In the meantime they’ve been living the life of luxury. They own a $900,000 house in Rindge, NH, a Maine beach house, a luxury townhouse in Florida, and a buttload of assets including real estate holdings and cars. They spared no expenses getting Bruins box seat playoff tickets for the fam.

And getting married in an exotic location.

Who wore it better?

Looks like they’re selling this one to help pay off the $4.2 million they were ordered to pay the taxpayers of Massachusetts.

Michele happens to be the owner of Davini Real Estate LLC too.

When you Google them you’ll see that they buy and sell property in cities and towns all over. So there’s no FREAKING way she wasn’t in on this. Yet she gets a pass.

But why the hell are they being given a $15 million credit? If you steal $19 million from the taxpayers you should have to pay back $40 million, not $4 million. And this beyoch has the nerve to complain. These people should be destitute and thanking God they committed a crime in a state where you’re allowed to pretty much do whatever you want.


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71 Comment(s)
  • Rockets Redglare
    November 12, 2019 at 8:12 am


  • Glue Thrower
    November 10, 2019 at 5:06 pm

    I’d make him eat peanut M&Ms with a pair of chopsticks while I bang his wife. Not sure which one would be more frustrating for him. Either way I’d finish on his Liz Warren tee shirt.

  • WeRFucked
    November 9, 2019 at 8:29 am

    Am I the only one who thinks this guy fucked up what was probably a decent business, without him or his ugly old afraid-to-age-wife needing to be greedy pieces of shit?
    Massachusetts was paying you to drive equally shitty pieces of shit around town. You could hire these losers for $10-an-hour and have them drive $1500 old taxi-cabs with 375,000 miles on them. And make bank. Legally. Spend the day banging your loose wife, after you bought her something of course, occasionally calling a tow truck to go get one of your cars because the driver OD’d.

    Fat, dumb, and stupid is no way to go through life. Although with that $15 million you kept, I wonder if crime does actually pay?

  • saboutsabout life
    November 8, 2019 at 6:09 pm

    The Ghost Cowboy says it. He farts as he runs his finger over ye screen. Condescending sneer casting a shadow on ye otherwise screen-lit face. Yeez both could hear a pin drop. This screen again greets ye eyes. He gives off an uncharacteristically high pitched giggle. He skips away trying unsuccessfully to whistle and laugh at the same time. Ye gasp.

  • Safa... YA life
    November 8, 2019 at 3:55 pm

    The Ghost Cowboy says it. He half nods. But that is all.

    November 8, 2019 at 3:25 pm

    So you want to be a millionaire…..Well the tax payers of MASS might want their tax dollars back and you should go back working as a manager and not a wanna be gangster. You should’ve only been able to keep the little condo you had before your SCAM!!!!
    Your greed is beyond compare……… There’s so much that the MEDIA didn’t report or the AG know about…… Turtleboy nailed it !!!!! More to follow !!!

    • White Collar Murderers
      November 8, 2019 at 9:25 pm

      Turtleboy needs to do an investigatory story on New England Compounding Center.
      Alot didnt come out in trial infact alot was covered up. I was amazed that a certain individual was given immunity for playing mickey the dunce on the stand.
      Absolutely sickening.

  • Spic Tormentor
    November 8, 2019 at 3:16 pm

    That wife looks like the type of dirty whore you could slap around for no reason and she would blame it on herself.

  • Christopher Lettiere
    November 8, 2019 at 1:40 pm

    Maybe, we should handle our politicians like they do in Bolivia:

  • alleyes
    November 8, 2019 at 1:36 pm

    And this cheating bitch lives in The Villages in Florida! Not a bad gig for her! He looks like he’s 80 and she looks like she’s living in the 80’s with the hair! Karma will get ya every time!

  • Wear the uniform proudly
    November 8, 2019 at 12:55 pm

    I always wondered who bought the clothes hawked in those ugly Duluth Trading Co. ads, where the overweight animated guy scratches his butt while talking up the supposedly great underwear. This guy looks exactly like the animated guy in the commercials. Now I know. Maybe Duluth Trading Co. clothing is the Chicago Bulls cap for a different socioeconomic gangster wannabe group. Red, blue, Bloods, Crips, Chicago Bulls cap, Duluth Trading….

    • Homo underwear
      November 8, 2019 at 9:28 pm

      Ok mr calvin klein. The underwear ads for that brand show prepubescent boys with semi hard ons. The demographic is for homos like you.

      • WeRFucked
        November 9, 2019 at 8:00 am

        Only a tiny-pee boy like you would think those models have “semi hard ons” – or even notice that.
        I’m sorry for you, little man, in that you don’t fill out your tighty whities when you’re flaccid.

        • Mr. SPEEDO
          November 9, 2019 at 6:56 pm

          Homo got his panties in a bunch at the bath house.

          • WeRFucked
            November 10, 2019 at 10:16 am

            LOL keep changing your IP address to like your own comments fag boy.

        • You Ultimate FAG
          November 11, 2019 at 12:27 am

          Keyboard PUSSY. I would knock you out.

  • hartf811
    November 8, 2019 at 10:47 am

    Can only hope he gets a $15 mil butt raping in the can. The state already got one.

  • Hugh-Bo Mont
    November 8, 2019 at 10:02 am

    Non-emergency transportation to methadone clinics? Yes, I know, Massachusetts. Another one in the long list of WTFs.

  • Just get it
    November 8, 2019 at 9:27 am

  • Turdchomper
    November 8, 2019 at 9:07 am

    Thst fat fuck is going to stroke out any day. Too bad he lost access to healthcare. In the meantime Princess C*ntwhore will be spending his dough and divorce his ass for some young cock while he’s in prison.

  • EWC
    November 8, 2019 at 9:03 am

    Hey TB, any record of hefty political donations?

  • ?
    November 8, 2019 at 8:48 am

    Where’s DS ?

    • Metro West Guy
      November 8, 2019 at 9:40 am

      Oh, you can almost guarantee that he’s either held a sign outside of a polling station or has had at least 1 “Re-Elect” bumper sticker on the back window. That’s the Massachusetts Way!

  • capone181
    Total Mayhem
    November 8, 2019 at 8:03 am

    I’m sure this crime was not committed by an individual.

    Let’s lump it in and blame it on climate change and a lack or more gun control.

    This post will probably be automatically approved by a certain political party.

  • bigdaddy
    Charlie Baker
    November 8, 2019 at 7:55 am

    I am supposedly the governor and should be made aware of things like this Is that true ?

  • bigdaddy
    November 8, 2019 at 7:49 am

    Want Maura Healey to bring the hammer down on him ? Tell her he doesn’t believe in gay marriage

  • Massholio
    November 8, 2019 at 7:30 am

    Looks like Masshealth is operated as well as the RMV. Looks like Maura Healey needs a little practice prosecuting actual criminals. Now if the guy denied climate change he’d be serving life in prison.

  • Dick GoZinya
    November 8, 2019 at 7:10 am

    It appears based on the pics Mrs. Robinson used some of the 19 mil on a nose job. Nice work! Looking at the pic of her dressed in white, she looks like the virgin Connie Swales. Classy good girl on the outside, bad girl on the inside. Perfect!

  • Haywaygogahh life
    November 8, 2019 at 4:31 am

    Haywaygogahh life. Ghost Cowboy says it. You wonder if it’s Old Spice aftershave that you smell. The screen becomes a blur as you feel his sneer. A wheezing sound indicates that he’s trying to stifle his laughter. He is quickly losing that battle, and he roars in laughter while simultaneously coughing obnoxiously.

    • Moaning life
      November 8, 2019 at 5:28 am

      Ye tryan copy me? Moaning life.

  • T.R.
    November 8, 2019 at 3:19 am

    I wouldn’t mind spending some quality professional time with Mrs Buttafucko.

  • Pocahontas
    November 8, 2019 at 12:35 am

    His company pleaded guilty? WTF?

    So he got 19 million, minus the 4 million he has to pay. If Crazy Bernie or Pocahontas gets in 2020, they’ll take the remaining 15 million and give it to immigrants who have decided they don’t want to work.

  • ChipChipperson
    November 7, 2019 at 10:59 pm

    A Ford Econoline full of junkies and this slob behind the wheel. Imagine the smell.

    • Bill Weld
      November 7, 2019 at 11:22 pm

      It is the same way I met my money, yer jellus, ya dumm fool. Cuz I made my money off of drunken fools donating me money when I were in the state house, so fuck off, small dick.

    November 7, 2019 at 10:01 pm

    It will be fun to watch this one play out. Within six weeks of him being in prison, the wife will have sold all the properties, and moved all of the cash assets into an offshore trust account in the Grand Caymans. She will be gone, and so will the pool guy.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      November 8, 2019 at 8:12 am

      Excellent! And most likely 100% accurate

  • Chip Striker
    November 7, 2019 at 9:38 pm

    He looks like a guy that rips 7-8 real big loud wet farts a day.

  • Ohway marra life
    November 7, 2019 at 8:49 pm

    Ghost Cowboy says it. He grins and shakes his head at ye. Your eyes on the screen. He has a hoarse laughter. You wonder if he’s been sipping on the whiskey. He rambles off.

  • White Collar Thieves
    November 7, 2019 at 8:44 pm

    White collar crime pays. Just ask the animals that ran New England Compounding Center.
    Even if you get small time it aint big time and you get out and get to keep millions of ill gotten gains.

    • WeRFucked
      November 9, 2019 at 8:12 am

      How many years have you been on this New England Compounding Center kick?

      It’s not news worthy. The punishments, which were way too harsh by-the-way, have been handed out. Many innocent people were convicted of crimes they didn’t commit. The deaths were an accident, and because of a flawed investigation, people were charged, just to satisfy the mob.

      Everything about the fall of the NECC was politically motivated. Those involved in the former drug company have regrouped and will continue to do great things on the same path they started years ago.

      • You Have No Shsme
        November 9, 2019 at 5:01 pm

        It wasnt an accident but was S.O.P . It should be major news when 80 people are MURDERED and 800 others sickened by a company with lackadaisical standards and blatent safety violations. Politicsaly motivated . I think not . More like motivated by greed and utter disregard for paient safety.

  • Judge dread
    November 7, 2019 at 8:26 pm

    I bet they’re idols are Ken Lay and Jeffrey Skilling.

  • Great Investment Return
    November 7, 2019 at 8:20 pm

    I’d like to see what investment properties the judge acquired after this case was “resolved.”

    November 7, 2019 at 8:19 pm

    *breaking news* democrat run state is a scam and a shithole. more news at 11.

    • Fuckin idiot
      November 7, 2019 at 10:05 pm

      Move if you hate this state so much. Pretty simple, but clearly your pea sized brain cant figure out how that works.

      • Massachusettssucks
        November 8, 2019 at 7:53 am

        Because we all have enough $ put away for first last and security plus moving expenses and a little more to hold you over til you get a new job, after the state takes at least a third of what you make. Fucking idiot

  • Joe Blow
    Joe Early Jr.
    November 7, 2019 at 8:00 pm

    Judge Billy Ritter…. what a joke.

    Another bust out lawyer from Worcester who bought his robes.

  • Rumpled
    November 7, 2019 at 7:11 pm

    TB the only reason you did this story asshole is your jealous that he has a hot wife and your wife looks like shit run over twice

    • Captain Trips
      Fuck Off
      November 7, 2019 at 7:12 pm

      Rumpled describes your dick skin at full erection. Very accurate! Kudos!

      • Rumpled
        November 7, 2019 at 7:23 pm

        Fuck off

        I love the way your mother swallows every last drop of cum

        • Captain Trips
          Fuck Off
          November 7, 2019 at 7:27 pm

          And I was giving you compliment….how rude!

        • Captain Trips
          Fuck Off
          November 7, 2019 at 7:41 pm

          I do, however, have a solution for you.

          I know you have been miserable since 2016 when Trump won. TDS must be a horrible thing to live with.

          Considering Trump will win again in 2020, I do have some helpful advice for you.

          At the next Antifa rally, don your bandana over your face to remain unknown to the masses, and slit your wrists publicly.

          Remember, down the street, not across the street.

          You’ll feel better after.

          Don’t worry either, we’ll wash the blood off of the pavement.

          Have a nice death! MAGA!

        • dowen0895
          Dick Scratcher
          November 8, 2019 at 9:06 am

          Rumpled – that sounds like one of Josh Abram’s comebacks.

          Which clearly means you are a colossal cunt. Now, off you fuck.

    • Alan Bohdiewicz
      AJ Alphonse
      November 7, 2019 at 7:54 pm

      Hot? I’d hate to see what your definition of ugly is.

      • Jeff J
        Time to Up Your Standards
        November 7, 2019 at 9:12 pm

        That’s exactly what I, and I’m sure many, were thinking. HOLY FUCK?? HOT?? I almost puked when her close up scrolled by. She’s not even luke.

        • ncfoothillbilly
          November 7, 2019 at 9:23 pm

          ‘She’ used to be Luke but the transition is, as of yet, incomplete. Its a work in progress…

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    November 7, 2019 at 7:07 pm

    Oh trust me, little honey there knew all about it. In fact, I’m 99 and 44/100’s percent sure she did. I mean, his fat, and bad teeth are simply irresistible to chicks of that caliber!

    If the system was fair, which it isn’t, she’d be beaming those cute blue eyes at her next disease-addled $10 dick suck behind a graffiti-tagged dumpster in Brockton.

    But I digress……

  • Vinnie Severe
    November 7, 2019 at 7:07 pm

    I like him
    That was a great scam he had going
    Too bad he got caught
    I’d also like to go down on his wife

    The real criminals are the fucking drug addicts costing us money fro treatment instead of over dosing

    • Captain Trips
      But...The Disease!
      November 7, 2019 at 7:09 pm

      Treatment from me would consist of injection of a gram of pure Fentanyl followed by quick cremation out back and ash disposal. Problem solved.

  • Michael Johnson
    True justice
    November 7, 2019 at 6:42 pm

    Ok, so this is the first time we’ve heard of these ass clowns on Turtleboy and he gets a light sentence and the bitch wife is complaining about the little press coverage. It’s time to really dig into their lives because im sure there’s a lot more sins to find. Please find more and really embarrass this women who should be in jail

  • mrme
    November 7, 2019 at 6:41 pm

    Let me get this straight, I have to do 1 year in club Fed and get to keep 15 million dollars. Where do I sign up???

    • deflateddoritodinks
      November 8, 2019 at 8:59 am

      No more like a county lock up because the feds haven’t jumped in yet. Hopefully the dolt didn’t declare the income on his tax return and the IRS can send him a bill and a summons to the Moakley building to stand trial.

      But here we have another lenient sentence which probably can be chalked up to professional courtesy since Healey and the judge are also fellow criminals.

  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    November 7, 2019 at 6:26 pm

    They should be forced to adopt a gay pet.

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Ho Li Phuk
      November 7, 2019 at 6:56 pm

      A Poofter Pekingese, right Lee?

    • Captain Trips
      Any Cock L Doo!
      November 7, 2019 at 7:11 pm

      More like a bird…perhaps a swallow!

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    November 7, 2019 at 6:25 pm

    I believe Mr. Davini is a registered democrat. We should cut him a little slack here.

  • Jewmerica
    November 7, 2019 at 6:22 pm

    Nothing wrong with the Jew card to play.

  • Sgt. Truth Meter
    November 7, 2019 at 6:11 pm

    It would be a shame if they were found face down in a snowy ditch soon.

  • JoeMomma
    November 7, 2019 at 6:04 pm

    You usually need to win an election before you can steal that much money in Massachusetts.

    • Ray Patriarca
      Ray Patriarca
      November 7, 2019 at 6:10 pm

      Out-fucking-standing, Joe!
      And unfortunately, spot on!

      • Tax dollars out the window
        November 8, 2019 at 12:48 am

        I agree. That was hilarious and unfortunately true. Imagine the state shells out all that money to one small transportation company to shuttle junkies around. Whoever came up with that idea should be in prison too. Holy shit

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