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If you recall last week we helped identify Chunky Brewster, the woman who put a kitty cat in her purse at a Methuen adoption center and talked out of there with her husband.
Because of the blog the Malden Police were able to down Cheryl Descavich at her home and Caramel the kitty was returned in less than 24 hours. They even gave us a shoutout at the press conference!
Just another day at the office for the turtle.
The police elected not to arrest Chunky Brewster because her cat apparently just disappeared, and she was mentally ill.
Except according to people who have contacted us, she’s not mentally ill at all – she’s just a professional thief who has done this a billion times:
And she’s got a cabinet full of Google trophies to prove it:
She’s been stealing things her entire life. It never ends. God forbid a woman like this end up in jail.
The bottom line we respect whatever decision the police ultimately make. But she conned them too. Her cat didn’t run away, she put it down. She’s not mentally ill, she’s just a thief. It’s the only thing she knows how to do. And she’s apparently pretty good at being a con artist because she sure as shit fooled the Malden PD.
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*Chunky Brewster* lmao!!!!!!!
Where is the MSPCA police in all of this?
Great job spending all your time and multiple blogs chasing down this person who got charged with NOTHING/ZILCH. What a loser
It would be a waste of resources to arrest and prosecute. They’ve already tried shaming her as evidenced by the google trophies. Besides, who pays for a cat anyway? Just put out cat food and you’ll have a pet cat.
Haha that’s what I did!
She came in 2 years ago and wouldn’t leave so I let her stay. Hides when you open the door.
She has to steal for any material possessions she wants since clearly all her cash goes to stuffing her fat face and filling up both her fucking stomachs. Fuck this clepto heffalump
Please help me! My dad is a gay ex-convict and all my mother knows how to do is rip off stupid white liberal women, and she’s going to jail for tax evasion!!
I’m going to be homeless!! Please help!! I’m too young to have been a fat ratchet scamming and thieving cheesehog!!! I’m innocent!!
I ACTUALLY DESERVE A GOFUNDME!!! Heeeeeellllp!!!!!!!!
I don’t understand the top “trophy.” It’s an engagement announcement.
It’s an algorithm TBS uses now…
She has to steal a lot. I would not even give her free facial cream.