Pregnant Lawrence Kangapoon With 2 Kids Caught Stealing Christmas Packages From Tewksbury Doorsteps Is A “Very Independent Woman”
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WBZ: Police have arrested a Lawrence woman for stealing packages delivered on doorsteps during the busy holiday shopping season. Jacquelin Suazo, 30, has been charged with three counts of larceny under $250 and one count of larceny over $250, police said. She was expected to be arraigned in Lowell District Court on Friday afternoon. In some of the incidents, package contents were stolen and empty boxes were found on a street a block from one of the victims’ homes. Police said Suazo, who is believed to be pregnant, was staying at a shelter in Lawrence. Police said they later identified her as the suspect after receiving a tip from the public that the suspect was staying at the shelter.
Package theft video. The female suspect appears to be pregnant. If anyone has any information, please call TPD. TPD2 pic.twitter.com/51t22kC87C
— Tewksbury Police (@TewksburyPD) November 29, 2017
Lesson learned – you can never live TOO FAR from Lawrence. They know how to cross the Merrimack River. They will find you.
And in the least surprising turn of events ever she’s not only pregnant, she’s also got two other kids:
Shocking that someone who lives in a shelter, and has no means to care for herself seems to enjoy being pregnant so much:
Good thing we’re handing out free birthed control everywhere. That program’s obviously paying dividends.
It’s cool thought because she’s a “very independent women”:
Any by independent she means, “I don’t need no man to help me steal your Christmas packages in Tewskbury.”
It’s cool though because she saved France from the terrorists, so they judge will probably give her a pass due to her courage under fire:
Guaranteed this gutterslug is on all forms of public assistance. She keeps spitting kids out of her baby cannon, and every time she does she sees dollar signs because it means more cash from the state. We enable this type of behavior because our government likes to pretend people like her don’t exist. But all of us out here living in the real world see this on a daily basis and are disgusted by it. Hopefully people like her start hitting Jamie Eldridge’s home in Acton so asshats like him can see where all this taxpayer money is going to.