This happened last month in Springfield and I never got around to blogging about it because of life and whatnot, but it’s better late than never. And this woman deserves to be Turtleboy famous more than anyone.
I apologize for our tardiness on this one fam.
You expect and deserve more from us.
Stabbing a ho because the dirty dick you’re fighting over chose her over you isn’t normally something we’d blog about since it’s just another Tuesday afternoon in Springfield. But this crazy cuntasaurus kicked over the Goddamn baby stroller with the freshly fired out poon polyp inside. And one fact that Masslive forgot to point out…..
Was that she’s got a crotch fruit up the spout too.
There’s not really much that needs to be said here. I just couldn’t live with the fact that a pregnant poundcake could kick over a baby carriage with a semen demon inside of it and not end up on Turtleboy.
Don’t worry though, she’s only 18, so her criminal record for the teen years somehow won’t factor into her sentencing, and she’ll probably be out before she can fire that fuck nugget out of her baby cannon. Fuck you and the cock goblin who named you Nyarilyn.
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