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Providence Oxygen Thief Sentenced For Role In Slaying Of Innocent Father, Pretend Girlfriend Launches Free My Boi Campaign Because Who Could Go Without That Dirty Pound For A Whole Year

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So, back in May of 2016 an innocent father was shot and killed in front of his wife and son, who was severely injured also. Hernan Avila, the son, got into an argument outside of a convenience store with this dingleberry named Brandyn Pavao. Pavao calls up the rest of his thugs, they roll up, and the driver starts shooting at Avila. The father tries to shield his son and gets shot himself. The elder Avila dies and the younger recovers. Police think it was a targeted attack and I don’t know what Avila was into, but that doesn’t mean either he or his father deserved what happened to them.

Fast forward and these lowlifes eventually turn themselves in/get caught and are now being sentenced.

Yesterday Davon Silva, not a shooter but a passenger in the thugmobile, was sentenced to 10 years with one year to serve. (The shooter got a life sentence.)

Does that seem like a low amount of time to serve to anyone else? I mean, you purposefully got in that vehicle with those hoodrats and went to the scene of an already escalated confrontation. You weren’t delivering a basket of muffins, the intent was to retaliate with violence.

Silva’s “girlfriend”, Stephanie Garofalo, has taken to Facebook to defend the honor of her incarcerated hoodnugget boyfriend. According to Facebook she’s single, except when she can launch a full scale pity party because she won’t be getting that dirty pant snake slammed into her meat pocket for an entire year.

Wah. An innocent father died, but I lost my chance to become a future baby momma for a whole year. Wah.

VOM VOM VOM UGH throwing up in my mouth.

I mean, who wouldn’t want a piece of this unshowered gang hog.

Apparently the answer is THIS wannabe hoodbunny:

Oh man. Providence. Making me feel better about myself everyday.

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19 Comment(s)
  • Savage Squaw Bitch
    July 8, 2017 at 12:15 pm

    Well, at least he’s got the love for the Silver and Black. Raider nation, bitches!! 🙂

    • SturmHund1488
      July 8, 2017 at 7:35 pm

      Sports are degenerate, full of big-lipped nigs and greasy spics getting paid millions to play childrens’ games by Jewish vermin because that’s the most complex activity their pea-sized brains can comprehend how to do. All sports leagues should be banned, their funds seized, and players and owners alike executed.

  • Happy Go Fuck-yourself
    July 7, 2017 at 5:10 pm

    Don’t knock tattoos asshole. Not everyone gets them to go with the crowd. Some of them are memories of things we have loved or lost so shut your fucking face. It isn’t about tattoos. It’s about a loser killing a dad. Fucktard.

    • Noseface
      July 7, 2017 at 5:42 pm

      Dude, relax…tattoos are queer. Not a big deal.

      • Happy Go Fuck-yourself
        July 7, 2017 at 6:58 pm

        What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

        • Noseface
          July 7, 2017 at 11:07 pm

          Lol. I am picturing Gary Busey in the Chris Farley movie black sheep.

          • Noseface
            July 8, 2017 at 10:16 am

            Drake Savage!!! That’s his name.

      • Savage Squaw Bitch
        July 8, 2017 at 12:22 pm

        Don’t worry about the chicks with tattoos, there are plenty who don’t have any. Either way, us tattood broads would never touch a pussy beta male who hates tatts, anyway, so you don’t have shit to worry about.

        • SturmHund1488
          July 8, 2017 at 7:30 pm

          If your ink isn’t WP/NatSoc-related, I don’t care.

  • The Executioner
    July 7, 2017 at 4:47 pm

    He’ll be out in 6 months if he behaves himself and someone from a rival gang doesn’t shank him. I’m hoping for the later result. It bothers me that I have to share the same air as these low lifes.

  • SturmHund1488
    July 7, 2017 at 2:00 pm

    Fucking race-traitor bitches like this deserve every black eye, emptied-out bank account, and sqealing half-nignog mongrel they get left with. Responsible white parents need to teach their daughters to stay with their own kind. Luckily, most she-boons are so sinfully ugly that no one of any color wants to fuck them! BURN THE COAL, PAY THE TOLL!

    • Savage Squaw Bitch
      July 8, 2017 at 12:14 pm

      Lolz, stupid troll. Who cares what she fucks. Why you complaining, anyway? Can’t get any twat to fuck you without the approval number on your Visa?

      • SturmHund1488
        July 8, 2017 at 7:28 pm

        I noticed you said “what” and not “who” she fucks, so at least you agree with me about niggers not being human. Then again, your name implies that you’re an Indian, another evolutionary dead-end.

  • Tired of Don't Snitch Pussies
    July 7, 2017 at 1:53 pm

    Tattoos on girls are the nastiest, most ratchet things ever. Never understood the fascination in disfiguring your body – especially the sheep that think having them makes them edgy or unique. Newsflash – When everyone else has them you are just another member of the herd, a lemming.

    Can i get an “Amen”?

    • bigdaddy
      July 7, 2017 at 2:23 pm


    • Happy Go Fuckyourself
      July 7, 2017 at 5:14 pm

      Blah blah blah.

    • Savage Squaw Bitch
      July 8, 2017 at 12:11 pm

      You’re stuck in some podunk shithole where all you see is shittily done tatts from former prisoners. And apparently all that is in your area is trash nasties, so i can definitely understand your disgust with them. But there are plenty of females with tattoos who actually look like they practice good hygiene and dress respectably, and their tattoos do not look trashy at all. Try again.

  • Noseface
    July 7, 2017 at 1:42 pm

    What a waste of a cute, chubby bottomed girl.

  • bigdaddy
    July 7, 2017 at 1:40 pm

    Devon will see plenty of action in prison and Steph will hook up with another worthless piece of shit hooddrat

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