Pubestachio Crashes Car Driving 111 MPH Evading State Cops, Abandons 2 Year Old Daughter In Backseat, Baby Momma Says He’s A Good Dad
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Maine is the closest thing we have to Florida in New England. Nothing but winners from the pine tree state. Including this poopface from Biddleford who crashed his car at 3 AM while driving 111 mph and evading the police……with his sleeping daughter in the backseat:
Oh good, he just got out of jail for domestic violence and Mom just hands him the child like it ain’t no thang. This was his most recent Facebook post:
Can’t make this stuff up. He may have fallen a lot by, ya know, going to jail, but he’s gonna get back up keep his family above all!! And by that he means try to kill them by evading the police at 3 AM. They will never struggle “do” to his decisions. Because children whose father’s are in jail almost always end up succeeding in life. He’s just “Got a” think long and hard about how he’s gonna stay out of prison next time.
Obviously the real problem here is the piece of shit who endangered his daughter and other drivers, but at the same time, who would ever willingly choose to procreate with this?
Literally nothing good can possibly come of that. He’s the complete dooshnozzle package. The only thing he’s missing is a flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hat. Not that he doesn’t have plenty of other flat brimmed hats lying around the crib:
How is his name not Shane or Keith? He looks like every Shane or Keith who has ever wandered the halls of Monty Tech. Ever. You could cook a full course meal using just the oil saturated in in that pubestachio.
But yea, if you choose to let this guy toss his sludge pump in your tampon tunnel and willingly bear his children, I kind of blame you too. Reproducing with people like this is never a good idea. If you can’t figure that out on your own you probably should’ve had your tubes tied. Just sayin.
Some began to question the Mom on the Maine State Police’s Facebook page. Naturally Mom showed up to defend her honor:
He’s been a “good father” for the past two and a half years? Oh yea, definitely. He also just got out of jail for domestic violence. Lots of good Dads take vacations from their children to do stints in county jail for domestic violence. Plus, only God can judge!!
Sorry Sabrina, but judge you we will. You didn’t let him have visitation with your daughter because you didn’t think he’d do this? He literally just got out of jail. Normal people don’t go to jail. Sorry Dustin….
I could’ve told you there was a good chance this would happen. Yes, Shane is the real problem here, but it takes two to tango.
Meanwhile Sabrina has hijacked her porridge gunner’s Facebook page and seems to be cutting ties with him completely:
Newsflash – you knew he was a junkbox when you handed your child over to him. You don’t get to play the angry and concerned mother after the fact. Especially since the rest of his wall is full of lovey dovey bullshit:
You sure didn’t mind when he was bragging about what a great mother you were, and shitting on his other baby momma “Christopher” in the process:
How bad is your life when you’re the runner up baby Momma for this thing?
Hey Sabrina, the signs were all there. You voluntarily got knocked up by a grown man who writes like this:
It’s like Chapter 2 of
Flowers for Algernon.
He’s also one of these “dads”:
I really despise these hardo dads who feel the need to let you know how badly they’ll fuck you up if you screw over their daughter. I hated them when I was dating, and I hate them now. It’s even worse when they themselves are shitty fathers to begin with. Hey dipshits, if you really respect your daughter then trust her decision making skills. We get it, you’re a badass and you’ll totally go to prison if I chew and screw with her. My intention wasn’t to do that, and I think it’s kind of implied that if you mess with someone’s daughter the father won’t take too kindly to it. So way to make things uncomfortable for me and the daughter you profess to care so much about. It’s totally about her, not you.
Anyway, I feel like we need a Maine blogger, because people like Michael Messier aren’t the exception, they’re the rule in Maine.