A&D Pizza in Millbury is a staple in the Blackstone Valley area. Four years ago they made a pizza, which a customer recently requested and I immediately knew it would turn into a shitshow.
First of all, that looks amazing, but eating that every day is how you become corona bait.
As soon as I saw the fact that Trump and the wall were mentioned I immediately knew how this would turn out though. And the woke patrol did not disappoint.
As you can see, Glen Despres is outraged. And Glen is a very serious person.
Not sure if related to this Glen Despres previously featured on TB for his comments about guards at Shirley Max prison being stabbed by savage inmates, but either way equally as douchey.
However, he was charged last year with resisting arrest and interfering with a police officer, and was stabbed when he was 18 years old.
He gets to decide what is and isn’t outrageous. Sadly, many other winners agreed with him.
Imagine eating a hamburg and mozzarella stick pizza and your takeaway is that doing so normalized anti-Latino hatred.
Humor is not funny. Everyone must be miserable. Those are their rules.
Fear not brown people – Amanda Everson is here to protect you by assuming you’re here illegally, and thus easily offended by a mozzarella themed edible joke about border security.
As she points out – today it’s pizza, but tomorrow it could be…….
…a T-SHIRT!!! Gadzooks!
Amanda is a very, very serious person.
Very serious. You should listen to her.
Next came a civics lesson from a woman named after the female version of a motorcycle.
The owner of the popular pizza shop had to come out and issue a statement explaining why he made a pizza and then accepted money from a customer who ordered said pizza.
“I cater to all.”
Generally it’s a good business philosophy to make pizza and accept money from people if your business model revolves around getting people to give you money to make them pizza.
The only thing he did wrong was not tell people who had a problem with it to fuck off and die, because it’s not like he serves kale pizza anyway. Instead he admitted at the end that he pandered and asked the customer to take the picture down, which I do somewhat understand because they don’t need the aggravation. But the problem with that is, it’s never enough for the woke folk like Glenn.
Hey Glenn, instead of an apology why don’t they give you a dildo lubed up with maple syrup for you to insert directly up your asshole? Imagine thinking that you had the right to demand apologies from productive members of society because your fun level is a pillowcase of discarded placenta matter?
Luckily for A&D it looks like the outrage brigade’s plan backfired on them.
I need to get one of those pizzas now. Unlike Trump’s wall it actually exists and appears to serve a function – upsetting horrible people for our collective amusement.
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Hey Turtle Riders, Zakk Rocker is a thief and was removed from the Millbury fire department. Just want you all to remember that!
WORCESTER — Bail was set at $1,000 cash for a Millbury call firefighter arrested yesterday on charges of stealing from the Fire Department and a charity he set up, extorting money from a local church, and workers’ compensation fraud.
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Robert Giannette, 46, was arrested after what a prosecutor said was an exhaustive police investigation.
Giannette was arraigned in Central District Court on two counts of larceny of more than $250, embezzlement of more than $250 by an association member, extortion by false report of a crime, and workers’ compensation fraud.
Giannette posted $300 cash bail set at the police station after his arrest, but Judge Paul L. McGill increased the bail to $1,000 cash or $10,000 with surety, citing a history of defaults on Giannette’s one-page criminal record.
Giannette was taken into custody by court officers when he was unable to post the increased bail.
Giannette started a motorcycle club charity called Bikers Against Abusing Kids and used money donated to the group for personal expenses, police said. He told members of the charity that he was seeking nonprofit status, police said.
The charity is not a nonprofit organization, police said, asking that anyone who donated to it to contact them.
On Sept. 21, Giannette and several other members of the charity went to the home of a man who was being investigated for indecent assault and battery on a child, but who had not yet been charged, said Detective Kimberly Brothers. Armed with a sword in a sheath, Giannette allegedly knocked on the door and handed the man literature related to the charity’s activities.
The man called police after the visit, and police told Giannette not to interfere, according to the detective. The next day, Giannette went to the man’s place of employment and gave his employer more material from the charity, police said. The man was later fired from his job, Brothers said.
Police also said Giannette, who is receiving workers’ compensation while out on medical leave from the Fire Department, extorted money from a local church he did some painting for. Giannette told the church that if he was not paid money he was owed, he would go to the town and report what he said were code violations and a lack of proper permits at the church, police said.
A search of Giannette’s apartment Wednesday found several items that the Fire Department later said were stolen, including an ax and firefighting “turnout gear,’’ Brothers said.
I like Trump however I do not like the looks of that pizza. The Mexico side looks undercooked and those mozzarella sticks look sad.
It’s Greek. Did you actually expect it to be good?
That is all. Good day.
In other news. Yelp is going to start marking business racist if someone complains about a racist business.
I say go ahead and do that! If I find a business is marked as racist my only logical conclusion would be, they are very normal people with normal views. I will then go out of my way too support that business!
Can I order one with french fry cages? You know, for the kids.
To all you detractors out there, the mozzarella wall just got 10 mm higher!
Mexico will pay for the pizza!
Is it a fair assessment that most guys with beards and glasses are self-important, annoying twerps? One of the two on its own is usually OK, but when paired together it seems to conjure up some kind of asshole magic.
As, probably, one of the self-important guys with beards and glasses from the article, I endorse this comment.
Lay off the LSD beard-boy!
Idc about the wall joke or anything but that pizza looks like shit. You’re almost 40, its okay to dress and eat like grownup sometimes.
That ain’t a pizza. That’s an explosion in the kitchen of a fast food joint hucked on a Boboli. Only the Greeks could eff up pizza like this.
I can’t wait for the Jihadi Jalapeno Poppers
Glen dude
You’ve got your boyfriends cum in your hair
Hi Turtleriders, Glen Despres here. I just wanted to take this time to let everyone know about my favorite pizza. It’s called “The Jizz Mop”, my mom introduced me to it. It’s coated with semen from draft animals. Oh by the way I’m a twig armed sissy boy. The people call me “Total Fag”, that’s why I got whomped by a 15 year old boy.
Too much of a pussy to post your real name?
Pizza chef is way better anyway lol
When the UN and liberal governors and mayors engage in globalist driven warfare against the citizens, aka lock downs and lip service via CNN, MSNBC, WaPo, Bill Gates this is 21st century warfare ladies and gentlemen.
The 20th century warfare was all about body count. 21st century modern fucking warfare is all about medical tyranny, partial martial law, information domination like banning TBS from google ads, domination of people’s personal information harvested on facebook, tracking and now contract tracing apps on your smart phone.
We are engaged in 21st century warfare right now, and collectively we do not even know it. For those riders that are old enough to remember back in 2003 there was the whole Total Information Awareness TIA? It created outrage but if you look at the TIA doctrine it is EXACTLY WHAT FACEBOOK IS TODAY.
harlene desilets is one dumb cunt
“It’s not being trigged (sic) or not having a sense of humor, it’s about having morals.”
Funny, I find just about everything people like her hold up as good as being pretty immoral. I also find censorship, mob oppression, and mob violence to be immoral. Amazing what these hypocrites think of themselves.
Glenn’s got Pete Davidson butthole eyes
Yeesh! Look at the strung-out, baggy butthole eyes on that man-child piece of dogshit. Get fucking job, loser!
That stoner Glen dude must be a throwback from Woodstock. I bet he sweats bong resin and utter failure.
He’s just angry that the pizza house won’t make him a spam and skittles pizza!
“Taste the rainbow,” Wasteoid!!
Isn’t it amazing how if you disagree with these fucking whackos you’re told to remain neutral or keep your thoughts to yourself? Yet they can spew their fucking uneducated, illiterate, nonsensical media driven bullshit down your throat.
I am so beyond fed up…after Trump wins I beg these fucking morons to riot and then once and for all we can have another revolution and eliminate all these free loading fucking losers.
” Unlike Trump’s wall it actually exists “. Hey Uncle dumbfuck DJT has built over 500 miles of border wall. Replaced/reinforced many more. MAGA motherffucker…
Are you serious, a pizza is racist?? That cunt actually said a pizza was racist. These people need to be put into camps and re-educated or sent to the showers.
A&D is going to be open for 2 days straight after the election.
They will make a killing!!! Thanks Zak!
Zak does your boy friend Leon grab you by that hair when he hollows you out?
If something as trivial as this offends people and upsets them, then they clearly have some serious emotional problems.
I ordered a white pizza the other day. You know, feta cheese, garlic, and spinach. I guess that makes me a racist. I should have been more sensitive before ordering. At least Chef Boy-R-Dee’s picture is still on the can. At least for now.
Really?? You’re offended by a pizza?? WTF dude? Of all the things wrong with this world of ours, you choose a pizza? If loser had a face….
Isn’t it weird you found a comment from someone with the same name and tried to pin it on him? This was a stretch for an article and a fucking lame one at that. That is a racist lame pizza and no one in millbury even eats at A&D. Worst pizza ever. Also I feel like it’s important that you mention someone being stabbed? Like wtf? Terrible writing, terrible topic. And not even real information. Turtle boy you’re sinking so hard .
TB’s articles are meant for people with at least a modicum of intelligence, and are “violence” for those suffering from TDS. For those of you on the wrong side of the IQ bell curve there is always CNN, MSNBC, WAPO, NYT, etc to get your daily dose of propaganda.
Lmao TB has a 2-digit IQ and treats his audience like theirs is somehow lower.
I am from Milbury and I eat A&D pizza. I know plenty of people from Milbury that do. So fuck off you sheltered little pussy.
..And that is your emotional issue with the pizza?
Fuck off snowflake, that thing looks delicious
Once you utter the phrase “… that’s my emotional issue with the pizza.” You should have less rights than a felon.
….Except felons have more rights than anybody…..
Everything else is political, so why not? Gotta go order my Kamala Harris fleshlight and Joe Biden pack & play while supplies last.
They could make a BLM pizza with government cheese and it comes out on fire
Yes! But they could add a “parade” border down the middle of rabbit shit!
All you people criticizing the pizza shop, I only have one thing to say: GET A FUCKING LIFE !
Usually I don’t support free shit. In this case can we send this shit head free condoms and also the lady in the article free birth control
Pills? I know it costs taxpayers a little money now but this investment will save us big time later. Plus we don’t need these two idiots contaminating the gene pool.
Shitty article. Let’s slam people for fighting racism. Imagine being so much of a snowflake you write a whole article about the pizza? Lammmeeee.
Imagine being so much of a dickhead that you make a pizza your whine of the day?
Is it true Harris’ nickname is “Heels-up”, what a flabby slut. I wonder who’s been analed more, Harris or Biden’s scum bag kid.
Never been to this pizza place, but next time I’m in Millbury, I’m getting one, but without the hot peppers. My insides aren’t as tolerant as they used to be.
Oh yeah, MAGA2020!!!!
They need to add some little jalepeno poppers on the bacon cheeseburger side, wrapped in aluminum foil to simulate the detention center children huddled up with the space blankets.
That pizza looks fucking disgusting. Word to the pizza joint for making the wall pizza but it does not look appetizing to me at all.
Kamala Harris face isn’t appetizing either. Disgusting. That’s why she gives blowjobs. Gives head to get ahead. She buries her face in some dudes crotch so you don’t have to look at her. Gross bitch.
Trumps not perfect. But fuck me if Joe and the Hoe win. If dementia man becomes president this country is gonna be more cooked than that pizza.
I want one! Hell, I want to buy 10 of em and have a Trump rules party!!!!! Keep America Great 2020!!!!!
Tragedy is when I stub my toe. Comedy is when you fall into an open manhole and die.
Is violence!
My Thompson sub machine gun is violence.
Your M1921 sub machine gun is JUSTICE!