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Queef Erickson And Team Outrage Demand that A&D Pizza In Millbury Apologize For Making And Selling Trump Border Wall Themed Pizza To Paying Customer

 

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A&D Pizza in Millbury is a staple in the Blackstone Valley area. Four years ago they made a pizza, which a customer recently requested and I immediately knew it would turn into a shitshow.

First of all, that looks amazing, but eating that every day is how you become corona bait.

As soon as I saw the fact that Trump and the wall were mentioned I immediately knew how this would turn out though. And the woke patrol did not disappoint.

As you can see, Glen Despres is outraged. And Glen is a very serious person.

Not sure if related to this Glen Despres previously featured on TB for his comments about guards at Shirley Max prison being stabbed by savage inmates, but either way equally as douchey.

However, he was charged last year with resisting arrest and interfering with a police officer, and was stabbed when he was 18 years old.

He gets to decide what is and isn’t outrageous. Sadly, many other winners agreed with him.

Imagine eating a hamburg and mozzarella stick pizza and your takeaway is that doing so normalized anti-Latino hatred.

Humor is not funny. Everyone must be miserable. Those are their rules.

Fear not brown people – Amanda Everson is here to protect you by assuming you’re here illegally, and thus easily offended by a mozzarella themed edible joke about border security.

As she points out – today it’s pizza, but tomorrow it could be…….

…a T-SHIRT!!! Gadzooks!

Amanda is a very, very serious person.

Very serious. You should listen to her.

Next came a civics lesson from a woman named after the female version of a motorcycle.

The owner of the popular pizza shop had to come out and issue a statement explaining why he made a pizza and then accepted money from a customer who ordered said pizza.

“I cater to all.”

Generally it’s a good business philosophy to make pizza and accept money from people if your business model revolves around getting people to give you money to make them pizza.

The only thing he did wrong was not tell people who had a problem with it to fuck off and die, because it’s not like he serves kale pizza anyway. Instead he admitted at the end that he pandered and asked the customer to take the picture down, which I do somewhat understand because they don’t need the aggravation. But the problem with that is, it’s never enough for the woke folk like Glenn.

Hey Glenn, instead of an apology why don’t they give you a dildo lubed up with maple syrup for you to insert directly up your asshole? Imagine thinking that you had the right to demand apologies from productive members of society because your fun level is a pillowcase of discarded placenta matter?

Luckily for A&D it looks like the outrage brigade’s plan backfired on them.

I need to get one of those pizzas now. Unlike Trump’s wall it actually exists and appears to serve a function – upsetting horrible people for our collective amusement.

 

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53 Comment(s)
  • One nibble,everyone knows the law
    October 14, 2020 at 7:21 pm

    I like Trump however I do not like the looks of that pizza. The Mexico side looks undercooked and those mozzarella sticks look sad.

    • Mario
      October 14, 2020 at 8:24 pm

      It’s Greek. Did you actually expect it to be good?

  • "Hey, Scooob...like...Zoinks!!!"
    October 14, 2020 at 5:53 pm

    That is all. Good day.

  • JJ
    October 14, 2020 at 11:54 am

    In other news. Yelp is going to start marking business racist if someone complains about a racist business.
    I say go ahead and do that! If I find a business is marked as racist my only logical conclusion would be, they are very normal people with normal views. I will then go out of my way too support that business!

  • Old Tom Morris
    October 14, 2020 at 11:31 am

    Can I order one with french fry cages? You know, for the kids.

  • A&D"S
    October 14, 2020 at 11:26 am

    To all you detractors out there, the mozzarella wall just got 10 mm higher!

    • Donnie
      October 14, 2020 at 11:28 am

      Mexico will pay for the pizza!

  • You know the type
    October 14, 2020 at 10:35 am

    Is it a fair assessment that most guys with beards and glasses are self-important, annoying twerps? One of the two on its own is usually OK, but when paired together it seems to conjure up some kind of asshole magic.

    • Anthony
      October 14, 2020 at 11:01 am

      As, probably, one of the self-important guys with beards and glasses from the article, I endorse this comment.

    • Captain Trips
      October 14, 2020 at 3:59 pm

      Lay off the LSD beard-boy!

  • Dude
    October 14, 2020 at 10:29 am

    Idc about the wall joke or anything but that pizza looks like shit. You’re almost 40, its okay to dress and eat like grownup sometimes.

    • Without Papers
      October 14, 2020 at 10:46 am

      That ain’t a pizza. That’s an explosion in the kitchen of a fast food joint hucked on a Boboli. Only the Greeks could eff up pizza like this.

  • DudeRanchStripClub (me/mine pronouns)
    October 14, 2020 at 10:27 am

    I can’t wait for the Jihadi Jalapeno Poppers

  • Glen the queer
    October 14, 2020 at 10:26 am

    Glen dude
    You’ve got your boyfriends cum in your hair

  • Glen "CumChin" Despres
    October 14, 2020 at 10:24 am

    Hi Turtleriders, Glen Despres here. I just wanted to take this time to let everyone know about my favorite pizza. It’s called “The Jizz Mop”, my mom introduced me to it. It’s coated with semen from draft animals. Oh by the way I’m a twig armed sissy boy. The people call me “Total Fag”, that’s why I got whomped by a 15 year old boy.

  • yeah
    October 14, 2020 at 10:20 am

    Pizza chef is way better anyway lol

  • Judge dread
    October 14, 2020 at 9:45 am

    When the UN and liberal governors and mayors engage in globalist driven warfare against the citizens, aka lock downs and lip service via CNN, MSNBC, WaPo, Bill Gates this is 21st century warfare ladies and gentlemen.

    The 20th century warfare was all about body count. 21st century modern fucking warfare is all about medical tyranny, partial martial law, information domination like banning TBS from google ads, domination of people’s personal information harvested on facebook, tracking and now contract tracing apps on your smart phone.

    We are engaged in 21st century warfare right now, and collectively we do not even know it. For those riders that are old enough to remember back in 2003 there was the whole Total Information Awareness TIA? It created outrage but if you look at the TIA doctrine it is EXACTLY WHAT FACEBOOK IS TODAY.

  • Mike Hunt shekel hoarder
    October 14, 2020 at 9:42 am

    harlene desilets is one dumb cunt

  • Orion
    October 14, 2020 at 9:29 am

    “It’s not being trigged (sic) or not having a sense of humor, it’s about having morals.”

    Funny, I find just about everything people like her hold up as good as being pretty immoral. I also find censorship, mob oppression, and mob violence to be immoral. Amazing what these hypocrites think of themselves.

  • Ryan l
    October 14, 2020 at 9:26 am

    Glenn’s got Pete Davidson butthole eyes

  • Orion
    October 14, 2020 at 9:24 am

    Yeesh! Look at the strung-out, baggy butthole eyes on that man-child piece of dogshit. Get fucking job, loser!

  • dough bro
    October 14, 2020 at 9:19 am

    That stoner Glen dude must be a throwback from Woodstock. I bet he sweats bong resin and utter failure.
    He’s just angry that the pizza house won’t make him a spam and skittles pizza!
    “Taste the rainbow,” Wasteoid!!

  • Spider Lips
    October 14, 2020 at 9:08 am

    Isn’t it amazing how if you disagree with these fucking whackos you’re told to remain neutral or keep your thoughts to yourself? Yet they can spew their fucking uneducated, illiterate, nonsensical media driven bullshit down your throat.

    I am so beyond fed up…after Trump wins I beg these fucking morons to riot and then once and for all we can have another revolution and eliminate all these free loading fucking losers.

  • E Deplorable Unum
    October 14, 2020 at 9:01 am

    ” Unlike Trump’s wall it actually exists “. Hey Uncle dumbfuck DJT has built over 500 miles of border wall. Replaced/reinforced many more. MAGA motherffucker…

  • Stupid fucking retards
    October 14, 2020 at 8:41 am

    Are you serious, a pizza is racist?? That cunt actually said a pizza was racist. These people need to be put into camps and re-educated or sent to the showers.

  • Mastiff squint
    October 14, 2020 at 8:24 am

    A&D is going to be open for 2 days straight after the election.
    They will make a killing!!! Thanks Zak!
    Zak does your boy friend Leon grab you by that hair when he hollows you out?

  • Independent Thinker
    October 14, 2020 at 8:23 am

    If something as trivial as this offends people and upsets them, then they clearly have some serious emotional problems.

    I ordered a white pizza the other day. You know, feta cheese, garlic, and spinach. I guess that makes me a racist. I should have been more sensitive before ordering. At least Chef Boy-R-Dee’s picture is still on the can. At least for now.

  • Done with this shit
    October 14, 2020 at 8:19 am

    Really?? You’re offended by a pizza?? WTF dude? Of all the things wrong with this world of ours, you choose a pizza? If loser had a face….

  • Holly Feathers
    October 14, 2020 at 8:17 am

    Isn’t it weird you found a comment from someone with the same name and tried to pin it on him? This was a stretch for an article and a fucking lame one at that. That is a racist lame pizza and no one in millbury even eats at A&D. Worst pizza ever. Also I feel like it’s important that you mention someone being stabbed? Like wtf? Terrible writing, terrible topic. And not even real information. Turtle boy you’re sinking so hard .

    • Truth is Violence to the Left
      October 14, 2020 at 8:36 am

      TB’s articles are meant for people with at least a modicum of intelligence, and are “violence” for those suffering from TDS. For those of you on the wrong side of the IQ bell curve there is always CNN, MSNBC, WAPO, NYT, etc to get your daily dose of propaganda.

      • Pff
        October 14, 2020 at 10:27 am

        Lmao TB has a 2-digit IQ and treats his audience like theirs is somehow lower.

    • George
      October 14, 2020 at 8:58 am

      I am from Milbury and I eat A&D pizza. I know plenty of people from Milbury that do. So fuck off you sheltered little pussy.

    • DudeRanchStripClub (me/mine pronouns)
      October 14, 2020 at 10:26 am

      ..And that is your emotional issue with the pizza?

    • The angry taint
      October 14, 2020 at 10:35 am

      Fuck off snowflake, that thing looks delicious

  • DudeRanchStripClub (me/mine pronouns)
    October 14, 2020 at 7:46 am

    Once you utter the phrase “… that’s my emotional issue with the pizza.” You should have less rights than a felon.

    • Luke Fondleberg
      October 17, 2020 at 12:52 am

      ….Except felons have more rights than anybody…..

  • Disco Inferno
    October 14, 2020 at 7:37 am

    Everything else is political, so why not? Gotta go order my Kamala Harris fleshlight and Joe Biden pack & play while supplies last.

  • Go woke go broke
    October 14, 2020 at 7:28 am

    They could make a BLM pizza with government cheese and it comes out on fire

    • dough bro
      October 14, 2020 at 8:58 am

      Yes! But they could add a “parade” border down the middle of rabbit shit!

  • whatevuh
    October 14, 2020 at 7:23 am

    All you people criticizing the pizza shop, I only have one thing to say: GET A FUCKING LIFE !

  • Usually I don’t support free shit
    October 14, 2020 at 6:58 am

    Usually I don’t support free shit. In this case can we send this shit head free condoms and also the lady in the article free birth control
    Pills? I know it costs taxpayers a little money now but this investment will save us big time later. Plus we don’t need these two idiots contaminating the gene pool.

    • BIDENHARRIS2020
      October 14, 2020 at 8:29 am

      Shitty article. Let’s slam people for fighting racism. Imagine being so much of a snowflake you write a whole article about the pizza? Lammmeeee.

      • Done with this shit
        October 14, 2020 at 9:23 am

        Imagine being so much of a dickhead that you make a pizza your whine of the day?

      • Cummy Kamala
        October 14, 2020 at 10:32 am

        Is it true Harris’ nickname is “Heels-up”, what a flabby slut. I wonder who’s been analed more, Harris or Biden’s scum bag kid.

  • ames1049
    October 14, 2020 at 6:57 am

    Never been to this pizza place, but next time I’m in Millbury, I’m getting one, but without the hot peppers. My insides aren’t as tolerant as they used to be.

    Oh yeah, MAGA2020!!!!

  • Osiris
    October 14, 2020 at 6:31 am

    They need to add some little jalepeno poppers on the bacon cheeseburger side, wrapped in aluminum foil to simulate the detention center children huddled up with the space blankets.

  • Judge dread
    October 14, 2020 at 6:27 am

    That pizza looks fucking disgusting. Word to the pizza joint for making the wall pizza but it does not look appetizing to me at all.

    • Not appetizing
      October 14, 2020 at 7:02 am

      Kamala Harris face isn’t appetizing either. Disgusting. That’s why she gives blowjobs. Gives head to get ahead. She buries her face in some dudes crotch so you don’t have to look at her. Gross bitch.

      Trumps not perfect. But fuck me if Joe and the Hoe win. If dementia man becomes president this country is gonna be more cooked than that pizza.

  • Senor' Discount. ;)
    October 14, 2020 at 5:16 am

    I want one! Hell, I want to buy 10 of em and have a Trump rules party!!!!! Keep America Great 2020!!!!!

  • 2000 Year Old Man
    October 14, 2020 at 4:39 am

    Tragedy is when I stub my toe. Comedy is when you fall into an open manhole and die.

  • Pizza
    October 14, 2020 at 1:57 am

    Is violence!

    • Sergeant Rock
      October 14, 2020 at 8:30 am

      My Thompson sub machine gun is violence.

      • Sgt. Slaughter
        October 14, 2020 at 11:06 am

        Your M1921 sub machine gun is JUSTICE!

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