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Quincy PTO Thief Part Two: Her Queef Weevil Husband, Who Pretends He Didn’t Know She Stole $28K From Children, Goes FULL Knight In Shining Tin Foil And Blunders His Way Through Publicly Defending Her 

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Making fun of criminals is now slander. It is known. 

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Michael Travers is not a smart mayun but he knows what love is. 

Haha, just kidding, he’s just as much of a loser as his wife. Even Weird Al thinks hers creepy. 

If you missed part one you can read about his bae HERE.

Quincy Mom, Who Stole $28k From Elementary School PTO, To Buy Lavish Vacations To Disneyland, Says It Wasn’t Stealing Because It Was An Accident, Is One Of The Most Greedy, Diabolically Ratchet, Vag Beasts We’ve EVER Seen

Michael spent all last night digging his con-artist bride a Mickey Mouseka-sized grave for the prosecutor’s office. All because he couldn’t keep his yap shut about all the money she stole.

He got bank statements, y’all! 

As you just read in part one, of this two part celebratory “yay our Facebook page is back” blog, Mike’s wife, Jenne, is the lady who stole $28k from the Beechwood Knoll Elementary School PTO. She did it to take their family on lavish vacations and basically treat themselves to fun and luxury at the cost of hardworking parents and innocent school children. 
As his wife was lit up on the Quincy is Everything community page, by the mob who wanted to eat her soul, he decides to come to her defense. But he did a REALLY bad job at it. 

Mike knows this because he checked the bank statements! It doesn’t matter that when the police combed through all of the information from the account that huge cash withdrawls were made while he and his family were at Disney. Wonder what bought this t-shirt? Probs PTO money. 

Cute. They even gave Nana a free ride. So considerate. 

But it wasn’t his wife’s fault! She was held against her will and forced to be a member of the PTO! That gave her no choice but to steal from it! People should be honored that she volunteered her time! Sounds like a side story from Stepford. 

Mike, baby, you said you knew dick! How do you know what was true and untrue?!

Wait, she refused? That’s cray. 

(I’ve got to pause and make one quick mention about Amanda Freitas Grant. She was one of the ring leaders of the assault team from Moms of the South Shore – whose leader, Ashley Brady,  Amanda defended with her undying breath. Ashley ended up deleting the page (Evidence) because she’s being investigated for stealing thousands to take herself on a nine-day Disney vacation on the backs of people she scammed. I love it when things come full circle and bathes itself in hypocrisy. Read that blog HERE)

Yes, Amy clearly sound like she’s talking out of her ass. I guess that being directly involved, and lied to by your wife, means that she’s just a keyboard warrior. We got your back Amy. This guy is a crime-hiding grundle. 

Mike, however, is more than willing to meet you and show you how wrong you are if you just step out from behind the computer! 

Jesus, at the rate this guy is going he will start crying about harassment and slander soon! 


……annnnnnnnd I should have bet cash.

Of course wherever there is an asshole shouting “slander” on the Internet, Super Clarence shall be summoned, and will come to join the fun!

He’s like the Bloody Mary of Internet web degrees. 

Super Clarence! Super Clarence! Super Clarence! -screams- WOO! Gave myself the shivers there for a sec! 

Ah. There is nothing I love more than the smell of Internet lawsuits in the morning. 

If you think that handed ass was enough for Mike to shut his gob you are sorely mistaken. A queef weevil gives no quarter. 


Synopsis: My wife is guilty as fuck. I’m complicit, but I’m just here making fun of people for fighting online because mean, truthful, words on the Internet are painful. Plus, I think my wife’s court-appointed attorney told me making her look wicked guilty was a brilliant idea. 
I sure can’t wait until Mikey and his freakish wife catch wind of our little blog here. 

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10 Comment(s)
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  • Scammers Anonymous Anyone?
    June 2, 2017 at 8:34 pm

    Amanda Freitas Grant the troll… she better shut her pie hole before she gets her own blog. Chick still going around defending MOTTS like it’s not a Cult for Fraudelent “Fundrasing” yeah okay chick go get your head examined and stop sucking Ashley off.

  • Sheri
    June 2, 2017 at 7:41 pm

    By the way on top of alll that i beleive her to be on MassHealth those glasses look very familiar ro the one they were giving out to their patients!!

  • Not mom (or dad) of the year
    June 1, 2017 at 11:49 pm

    And he never wondered when they were in NY why the car repairs never came out of his account, or the Opera tickets? Please he knew all along.
    Reminds me of that woman from Somersworth nh who stole over a million dollars from the housing authority she worked at and when caught she killed herself. Her husband also claimed he didn’t know anything, the list of stuff they bought was mind boggling and they paid cash for it all. No way he didn’t know. Brand new cars for all of them, $250,000 RV, multiple vacations, plastic surgery, a store they opened to launder the money. I wish I could remember the whole list of stuff. No way her husband didn’t know, no way he thought his wife was paying for all that on her $12 an hour job.

  • mystressovmayhem
    June 1, 2017 at 11:33 pm

    The o’l “I had no idea where she got the money from!” defense! Um I think I know how much I have when I go on vacation. If I got someone booking the trip who books at the Ritz -Carleton when my ass can barely afford a Days Inn, i’m going to question that shit!
    If I got someone booking us a seat at the Hell’s Kitchen when I can’t afford Mcdonald’s, i’m questioning that shit!
    If I am suddenly flying 1st class when i’m just lucky enough not the banished to a cargo hold i’m questioning that shit.
    As you can tell there’s a lot shit going on in this post. But not nearly as much as this guy is full of!

  • johnnyb
    June 1, 2017 at 9:57 pm

    Ah shit…this chunky monkey has a disease. Addicted to people dressed in costumes. Hope she digs the orange jumpsuit. ( probably not in the glorious state of Massachusetts though, the judge will say “don’t do it again and pay it back on your terms”)

  • Ms. Lotta Leadpipe.
    June 1, 2017 at 9:25 pm

    What on earth does he have to do to get it up for Ugly Wanda. Christ, what a fucking sasquatch.

  • alixee
    June 1, 2017 at 7:31 pm

    LOL. Turtleboy pushing out all the junk articles he can.

    Gotta pay his taxes so he can hit the Holden pool this summer.

  • Chin Pubes!
    June 1, 2017 at 6:36 pm

    How old is this guy? Hipster doofus with chin pubes! Plus an (alleged) complicit criminal to boot! NICE!!! You’re a real package dude!

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