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Rehoboth GoFundMe Mom Also Had A GoFundMe For Fake Gerber Servers, Her Hardo Dad Wants To Fight Turtle Riders, And She’s Hired A Lawyer With Her Boston PD Assaulting Friend

Rehoboth GoFundMe Mom Also Had A GoFundMe For Fake Gerber Servers, Her Hardo Dad Wants To Fight Turtle Riders, And She’s Hired A Lawyer With Her Boston PD Assaulting Friend

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Last week we published this blog about a Rehoboth mother who was trying to raise $3,000 using GoFundMe, so she could buy a car, get a job, and get her kid to daycare.

The problem that we pointed out was that she appeared to be taking trips to Houston all the time to visit some “fiance” chudstuffer down there:

According to her he paid for the tickets. Therefore it’s OK that she has no problem ditching her kid for months at a time while enjoying this guy’s special sauce.

We also pointed out that she had plenty of money to go to concerts

And her “fiance” was literally trying to get rid of a car while she was in Texas:

Oh yea, and one more thing – she’s posting these updates from Carver:

Carver is a good haul from Rehoboth. How’d she get there without a car? Weird.

Based on some Facebook posts we assumed that her mother, Melanie Lacroix, was watching the child while she was gone for months at a time in Houston:

But as it turns out the child was actually with the baby daddy, who has asked us to take the blog down. We will not. Either way, it’s a bizarre custody arrangement, and any mother who agrees to not have her daughter sleep under the same roof as her for months at a time while she’s out getting stuffed in Houston, is someone who is fair game for criticism.


Her mother also lives close by in Fall River:

So why can’t she help her out? Why panhandle on the Internet?

Anyway, Angelea was not happy about the blog, and updated the GoFundMe (which has raised a few hundred more dollars since we blogged about it) in order to clarify a few things :

So she lives in Rehoboth, which has no public transportation, therefore she can’t get a job. Yet she had all this time to pursue her own love interests in Houston, when she could’ve been looking for a job and a place to stay in Massachusetts.


This chick also qualifies for every form of public assistance available. There’s a million and one solutions for her problem. Begging for cash on a GuFundMe so people can correct your shitty life decisions should never be a solution for a grown woman.

Here’s my question – what happened if she didn’t break up with the fiance in Houston? The kid was just gonna live in Houston for three months and move back to New England for the next three months? Ya know who does something like that? Someone who puts the needs of herself over the needs of her child. Kids deserve to have a homebase. They deserve to have a set of neighborhood friends and classmates. They deserve stability. But instead this chick is contemplating moving to a different timezone for this guy’s choad:

Anyone who thinks it’s OK to fly a kid back and forth from Houston for the rest of their childhood because they can’t get over some childish love affair is a very, very selfish human being.


But wait, it gets better. This is not Angelea’s first GoFundMe…..

Yup. She raised money for breast implants too. But please, tell me more about how she doesn’t abuse GoFundMe’s for her own selfish interests. Lots of responsible parents beg the Internet to pay for their silicon gerber servers.

Normally we wouldn’t bother with a followup from a chick like this, but she came after us. She tried to paint us as the bad guy. Plus she did the whole Internet lawsuit thing:

Wait a minute – you can afford to hire a lawyer because a blog criticized your pathetic Internet panhandling, but you can’t afford to buy a clunker to get your ass a job? Awesome parenting once again.

Someone else noticed this, and as usual Angelea had an answer for everything:

So you can’t afford a lawyer, but you spoke with one who agreed to take your case. I’m sure that’s a real story. Definitely. But even if it was true, I’m pretty sure once the lawyer “takes your case” it means they’re gonna start billing you. Just sayin.

Then she started doing what lots of people we’ve written about do – play the victim by pretending to get harassing phone calls. She actually kicked it up a notch and alleged that “Turtleboy” was the one calling her:

Wait…which Turtleboy? My money’s on North Share Turtlebabe. She’s a real cuntmuffin like that.

But wait, it gets even better. Remember this guy?

His name is Shaun Pettey, and he was one of the 33 Nazis who was arrested for using violence to stop free speech in Boston. He was one of the most violent offenders and had a knife on him that day, which he attempted to use while assaulting Boston police officers.

But according to him he was singing peace songs with black lives matter protesters who also happened to be playing bongo drums, when a lone Nazi approached them and started macing him. Next thing you know ten cops were beating the shit out of him for no reason and he was unjustly arrested:

No mention of that knife though. Weird.

Anyway, in today’s episode of one degree of ratchet separation, Shaun just so happens to be friends with Angelea, and chimed in on her post about Turtleboy. And just like Angelea, he’s also spoken to a make believe lawyer about suing Turtleboy:

Yea, we should’ve gotten the “facts” first. Like the “fact” that Shaun Pettey was arrested by BPD for assaulting them while carrying a knife. Do you realize how hard you had to try to get arrested that day? Have you seen the videos? They could’ve arrested thousands, but chose to only go after the biggest assholes they could find.

But Shaun was there for his partner in shame, and they formed a mini-Turtleboy butthurt support group:

“I hope he gets a knife in the butthole.” – peace loving guy who was recently arrested for carrying a knife and attacking cops.

Look, we 100% judge you by the company you keep. If we weren’t convinced that Angelea Kelley was a trashbag before the blog, we certainly felt vindicated the second this chudstuffer jumped in.

And then there was Dad……


Big Daddy told his pumpkin not to listen to these little bitches:

And like any responsible grandparent, he started telling turtle riders to get their faces fucked:

Next up was the classic Internet tough guy routine of demanding your address, presumably so he can come to your face and compare the girth of his mushroom tip to yours:



After that he started sharing Communist propaganda blogger Red Danny Margolis’ blogs and whining about hos his friends “pussied out” by not “standing up against slandering and bullying”:

And he literally just shared the GoFundMe again:

Just a reminder that he lives with her. Sure, he could be a man and help his daughter out by lending her a thousand dollars. But of course he can’t afford that because he’s a broke, sorry sack of shit who has to share a car with his girlfriend. He’ll totally kick your ass if you give him your address though. That’s what really matters.


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25 Comment(s)
  • Jimmy (ex fiancé)
    September 14, 2017 at 1:59 am

    Yo turtle boy or whoever wants to hear more about this bitch and what she is hiding or lied about hit me up on Facebook. I still can’t believe I almost married this bitch. She talks shit about everyone in providence, Taunton and Fall River.

    Oh btw her birthday was Monday
    Her step sister posted a picture of her kissing some dude after crying out to me and blowing up my phone wanting me back.
    She cashed the money for a new tattoo and alcohol for her birthday.

  • Hggz
    September 9, 2017 at 3:43 pm

    Hahhhh. “Sorry sack of shit” hahhahah so fucking funny.

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  • blahblah
    August 30, 2017 at 8:06 pm

    Next up, she’ll have a Go Fund Me to pay for therapy to deal with PTSD (related to almost being in Houston with her almost ‘fiance’ when the hurricane hit).

    Maybe followed by one for money for another new car, alleging she bought one with the other fundraiser, but lost it in the flooding.

    OR…maybe the breast augmentation Go Fund Me was a miscommunication and she meant to say she needed money for ‘flotation devices’ to send to TX.

  • whatevuh
    August 29, 2017 at 9:35 pm

    Good looking, too bad her life choice is to be a shit-stain on society, time to grow up hunny

  • True Reality Speaks
    Mirror Mirror
    August 29, 2017 at 8:39 pm

    With a Dad like that is it any surprise she’d be “friends” with pussy boi Shaun Pettey?

    Then again, Shaun is a girl’s name and we never did find out the name of Dad’s “girlfriend”. Hmm…

    • Me
      August 30, 2017 at 12:07 pm

      How is Shaun a girls name

      • True Reality Speaks
        Mirror Mirror
        August 30, 2017 at 7:13 pm

        You don’t know or meet many girls, huh?

  • julie bonavita
    August 29, 2017 at 6:44 pm


  • FUred
    August 29, 2017 at 5:41 pm

    Anyone who follows “red” the commie a$$hole deserves to be exposed. Words can’t describe my intense dislike of that living creature and his mindless, weak followers. It’s really, really sick.

  • Brian
    August 29, 2017 at 5:16 pm

    This is the one cunt I wish actually stayed in Houston and was killed by the storm. Fuck her and her path family and friends.

  • Member When Barstool used to do blogs like this?
    August 29, 2017 at 3:45 pm

    The fact that her dad will have to ask his gf for permission to borrow her car so he can drive to kick Brian’s ass was the LOL moment I need at 3:00 on a Tuesday.

  • Roy
    August 29, 2017 at 3:35 pm

    You have to be a sap if you donate any money to this panhandling skank. Who meets a guy on the internet and hops a plane to get some dick. Plenty of work from home jobs.

  • They call me Ponch
    August 29, 2017 at 3:34 pm

    I recommend getting money the old fashioned way.

    EARN IT!

    (Maybe low budget porn?)

  • Roy
    August 29, 2017 at 3:26 pm

    Seems to me daddy has a dick fettish because he talks about it enough. If you give him your address he may either come kick your ass or blow you but only if he can use the car.

  • Ralph
    August 29, 2017 at 2:21 pm

    What a sack of losers! I didn’t know stupidity could sink that low!

  • msheadkracker
    August 29, 2017 at 2:15 pm

    So how many gofundme pages does she have now? 3-4? She’s a con artist, begging for money online instead of on the corner, typical self righteous skank bag. She needs a boob job, then she needs a car, then she needs this, and now that you guys blogged about her she posted another poor me story. Pathetic. Hey, sugar tits, get a job and quit begging, leave gofundme for the people that deserve it, raising money for a good cause and sick kids medical bills and funerals, you are 100% capable of working, and you even admitted your daughter was with her father so the daycare excuse is null and void. You aren’t getting any slander suit either, you’ve admitted it’s all truth, and you posted your pics on Facebook, in the famous words of Tommy Sotomayer “fair use nigga, fair use”

  • One Slurpee Pleez
    August 29, 2017 at 2:13 pm

    Living in the Land of Entitlement…where the apple falls directly under the tree. Why am I not shocked that Fall River is mentioned? These people are just plain gutterslugs. Can’t get a job but can sure reproduce…I think she could easily find a job on Main South doing slurpess while her kid sleeps. Or any back alley in Fall River will do…

  • Troubled Nostrils
    August 29, 2017 at 2:02 pm

    If you’re ever tempted to believe in “white supremacy,” then it’s white people like these dumbfucks that’ll rid you of that notion.

    • Lou P
      What Evah
      August 29, 2017 at 3:29 pm

      Living examples of “white trash” – the parent of the child, her father, her mother – all of them

  • Hughbo Mont
    August 29, 2017 at 1:40 pm

    I’d rather have other saps giving her money. Not me via my tax dollars.

    • Wowza
      August 29, 2017 at 2:35 pm

      Sooooo true. Lessen the load of her on the rest of us.

      I still maintain that if she got rid of the ghetto tatoos she is pretty enough that she could get a rich older guy (again, asking for a friend LOL) who would take care of all her financial problems and her kid’s needs.

      But no, gotta find some dink half way across the country to escape from the real world.

      • Stunt Penis
        August 30, 2017 at 1:44 pm

        Hows that saying go? you can take the girl out of the ghetto, but cannot take the ghetto out of the girl?

      • Bill Clinton
        August 30, 2017 at 1:57 pm

        You may want to have your “friend” take a long hard look of that pic of her and her mom together because chances are she has her mom’s genetics, so “mom” is what you’re “friend” would end up with in 20 years.

      August 29, 2017 at 5:01 pm

      I really wish she was in Houston right now in 6ft of water with her head bobbing up and down fighting for air. Like that time she was bobbing up and down and fighting for air by blowing the entire Blarney Stone dart league team for donating $10 to her breast implant Go Fund Me page. I only wish this if the kid was up here all warm and cozy with dad and the obvious upgrade of Step Mom #1

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