Evidently you can get fired as a CO in Rhode Island for banging inmates and get a job as a Lyft Driver like nothing ever happened.
Yes, that’s right – homeboy got called to pick up a former inmate!! Can’t make this shit up.
Collins Umoh was just arrested in May.
Rhode Island State Police have arrested a correctional officer accused of engaging in sexual relations with several inmates. Collins Umoh, 40, faces seven felony counts for violating an ordinance that forbids sexual relations between inmates and correctional employees. Umoh allegedly had sexual relations with three different female inmates on seven different occasions, said police. Investigators say the encounters took place at the Gloria McDonald Women’s Facility at the Adult Correctional Institutions between July 2017 and August 2018. Umoh has been a correctional officer for 11 years. Police go on to say that in August 2018, Umoh was placed on paid administrative leave when allegations of the misconduct were first reported. A spokesperson with the Department of Corrections confirmed the leave, and the director said it was a high priority to keep ACI inmates protected from sexual misconduct.
And it looks like a couple other female guests of his can confirm that his “super pretty” ass made CO Pornstache look like Mother Theresa.
“Pussy is a hell of a drug.”
Truer words have never been spoken.
Our sources also tell us that he pursued a nursing degree and was working as an RN at a rehab place, but seems to have been fired from there after the charges came out.
But for some reason Lyft’s Google machine is broken, because they’ll hire anyone, even if they’re being charged with sexual assault.
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